Pargiliciousness vs. Fergiliciousness: Monday, March 17th, 2025
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What does it mean to have a Fergalicious weekend?
It's Jaxalicious. My weekend was incredibly Fergalicious, Codgers. I don't know if you know that. You met Fergie? I might as well. Like the feeling I would have if I met Fergie is the feeling that I would have coming off of this weekend.
Okay, and color me confused, how would you feel if you met Fergie?
I'd be thrilled.
I think I would be like, lol, you know?
Fergie's like someone who, if you were at a party and everyone's like, Fergie's here, you know, and like everyone's flipping, but like, who really cares?
That's what I'm saying. Nobody.
Yeah. No, it's so true. No, but my weekend was Fergalicious. Like there is a difference. Explain it. Between being like being with Fergie and Fergalicious.
Just describe what it means to be Fergalicious to you.
Oh, okay. What it means to me to be Fergalicious. I would say actually Fergaliciousness is akin to Pargyliciousness. Like it's quite a Pargy vibe.
I wouldn't make the comparison because to me like Pargyliciousness is like serenity, peace, beauty, grace.
Okay, no. Like Pargy is like... bus club another club bus turned up that's what i was gonna say yes turning the dial up in which case my weekend was for delicious i turned the dial up you put on a gown and got your hair and makeup done i did i had a wedding this weekend it was a whole wedding weekend it wasn't the wedding was last night yeah i was out till midnight yeah i was i fulfilled my i fulfilled my lifelong destiny of being a designated driver and i took my job so seriously i was so excited i
Why is the White Lotus recap important?
So happy for Zach.
Because the wedding was driving distance from us. And I was like, I got this. Like Tesla and I. Hold my beer. Zach, I'll hold your beer. You have a great time. I'm driving home. In all of my years, I've always been meant to be a designated driver because a lot of times I don't drink and I can never do it. But you don't drive. I don't drive. So this was actually the first opportunity I had to be like a true DD. And I took my job very seriously.
I don't know if I've, I mean, in my pregnancy era, have I even DD'd? No, there's nowhere to drive to. It's hard to be a designated driver when you don't leave your house.
Yeah. Well, that's also the case. But no, I got, I had my opportunity last night.
Did Zach get wasted?
He did. And I'm so glad for him. And like when the table was like table shots, I was like, you're doing table shots. Like I'm driving.
Oh my God. I feel like I spoke this into existence. Was it literally last week I said like, I've only ever been like truly drunk with your husband like three times.
He wasn't like that level, but he had a buzz on. He was different. But he wasn't like all the way. oh yeah it was actually such a fun wedding and like not to center myself but it was the most amazing wedding for me it was because you like the way you look no no not even it wasn't a Moroccan wedding so it wasn't like they can all be it wasn't your favorite kind of wedding but actually we went to this wedding because Zach's one of his best family friends was getting married so we were invited as family friends I'm just Zach's plus one right I'm just the wife of the family I mean you're so much more than that you know you're a businesswoman a mother but in this way i'm just there because zach's family's invited and i'm his plus one yes however his family friend happened to be marrying a guy who went to colgate who i know whose sister went to colgate so it was such a colgate wedding i knew more people there than zach i was i didn't know which side to sit on the bride or the you showed him up
You showed them up.
It was very exciting for me. And they got married in Florida. So it was like a whole wedding weekend in Florida at the hotel. We were bringing the kids. If you want me to come to your wedding, marry someone from Colgate and get married at this hotel because it was a dream wedding for me.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What does it mean to have a Fergalicious weekend?
0:34–2:07
2
Why is the White Lotus recap important?
2:07–4:35
3
How was the wedding experience and its highlights?
4:35–13:06
4
Why did the Kardashians' new season exceed expectations?
13:06–20:01
5
What was the drama surrounding Kyle Juszczyk's contract with the 49ers?
20:01–28:46
6
How did Josh Allen's contract negotiation reflect on his character?
28:46–1:11:24
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