Pee Pee Before Sleepy: Thursday, July 9th, 2026
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What personal updates and vacation highlights do the hosts share at the top of the show?
Good morning girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts.
It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know.
We'll start your day off swirly, it's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast, and happy Thursday. If we look refreshed, it's because we are. No Love Island, we caught up on our sleep, we're ready to go, we've got dear toasters. Hey, Jax, how ya durn?
I'm durn good, yes. One night free from Love Island. And it was one of the better nights of my summer. The flush has returned to her feet.
You wrecked! So we weren't bogged down by this genuinely disturbed group of individuals.
Yeah, I actually wouldn't have even been able to watch last night, given how my evening went. We were ready for a party evening of mage. But little baby Paxton said no. He said no, mama.
It was better. Not for you, but I ended up just going to bed.
Yeah, it was a bad night.
I have two things to say. First. That July 9th, the beat of your heart. It jumps through your shirt. I can still feel your arms. And now, one.
I go sit on the floor watching your clothes. All that I know is I don't know how to be someone you miss. That's beautiful.
Yes, of course. And I know you said it. That was like a segue.
Birthday Eve.
I want credit.
Like I have been so chill. Like I'm so not like other girls. It's honestly annoyingly chill because like when the day comes, you're going to be like, what are we doing? What did you plan?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Or if the day passes and it's not special, you're going to be like, it wasn't special.
No, no, no. I feel like I've been so chill. First of all, like, let's just go back to that. Like I haven't even brought up the fact like at all this week, not once on the show. I brought it up that tomorrow's my birthday.
Okay.
And that's just on growth. And second of all, I really mean, everyone's like, what do you want to do? It's Shabbat. I want to have like a beautiful Shabbat dinner with my family. The day, like we'll come do the toast. Maybe we'll go have lunch. Like what we usually do.
Do I need to make a resi?
No, no, no, no. Every day is special when we're together. Like for real. It is.
I actually saw someone saying like, because we were saying Heather's not PFFB because... We're together. And they were like, well, why don't you tell us how your trip is?
Our trip is going amazing. Yeah, I know.
Like, how many different ways do you want us to say, like, we're having the best time?
And we need to rub it in, you know? Because it's not that it hurts you. It just hurts you, you know?
And also, it's funny. Like, there's not a lot to say when things are so great.
No, of course. That's why, like, my... My professional life is always slang when my personal life is going through it. Like, when I have lots to complain about, like, those are the episodes, you know? When things are going amazing, like, nobody wants to hear about that, sweetie.
No, it's like, our house does not have mold. Right, we rented a great house this year. There are hydrangeas.
Like, we're seriously in heaven. I, like, obviously... I'm not where I want to be at physically, but I'm learning to live with it.
It's all good. It's all good in the hood. The fun boy floats a ride. Correct. It just keeps getting better. And nobody wants to hear that.
Nobody wants to hear that. So yeah, we'll just dive in. We've been farming. We've been walking. We've been going for so many walks. You've been swimming. Seriously, we've never been closer. And we've never, ever been happier. Is that what you guys want to hear? Tell me what it is.
And how many different ways can we really say that?
Every day.
Can we say that for 20 minutes a day? Let's try. No, but the Romanovs went through it. Right. Talk about people who weren't having a swirly summer. Who were not having shalom bayit. Yeah. In the house, in the bayit of special purpose.
Thousand percent.
So that's how our trip's going.
We have Dear Toasters today. We have an update on a decades-old Dear Toasters. I'll leave it at that. It's one we recently unearthed.
Speaking of decades-old Toasters, we sort of went viral yesterday for our... Oh, for our take on a viral trend.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What personal updates and vacation highlights do the hosts share at the top of the show?
0:03–7:56
2
How did the hosts react to going viral over their toxic Facebook groups sketch?
7:56–15:19
3
What shopping, Apple Pay, and vehicle-parking stories do the hosts discuss?
15:19–50:32
4
What is the latest on Margaret Qualley and Jack Antonoff’s reported separation?
50:32–1:08:35
Speakers
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