Positive Affable Swans: Thursday, February 5th, 2026
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What happened to Savannah Guthrie's mother?
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How did Tate McRae respond to backlash over her Olympic ad?
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What is the plot of the new Blair Waldorf standalone novel?
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What exciting news did Nick Viall and Natalie Joy announce?
We'll start your day off swirly.
How did Teddi Mellencamp's Masked Singer experience impact her?
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What emotional plea did Savannah Guthrie make regarding her mother?
They sound amazing.
What are the controversies surrounding Tate McRae's Olympic ad?
Welcome back to the toast and happy Thursday.
What details are known about the upcoming Blair Waldorf book?
Yeah, that's what happens when you're just not paying attention. It's Thursday. Yeah, when you're chugging along, you're keeping your head down, you're working hard, what you do in the dark shows in the light. When you keep your finger on the pulse, Thursday arrives. The pulse fingers you. That's really beautiful. Thank you, Jackie, for joining me here today. Hey, Jax, how you doing? I'm doing good. Happy to be in Cojourner's Corner, speaking Cojourner's truth. Don't you feel like it's cozy in Cojourner's Cozy Corner? It is. It's always cozy wherever we are. We bring the cozy. We bring the coge. That's what we do. We bring the coge. That's... We bring the coge to you. We bring the coge. We bring the coge to everyone.
We bring the coge. Your favorite daughter and... Jax. You know you're sitting in the same seat that the great AJ. The great big AJ. No. Justice. No. AJ. I get them so confused. Yeah, you would think like the father's big justice. Right. The child. Yeah, no, pardon me, my bad. Yeah, he sat there. I kind of want to become a person who says pardon, you know? So whenever Dorit says it on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, I'm like, that's so fucking classy. I had a friend in college who would say pardon when she was confused. Who? My friend Lisa. She's very elegant. Lisa, that's whose fake ID Margot used, right? Sorry to put Lisa on blast, but she looked just like our sister Margot. So when Lisa turned 21, it was Margot who turned 21.
What fake ID did you use as a redhead? Oh, I was always getting some backdoor, my friend's sister is a redhead. A bunch of girls hooked it up. And then I paid it forward as a redhead. Would you give it to? You know them. Well, I don't want to like, this is very illegal. Illegal, just whisper. Yes. Okay. And also... You did? Do you know who that is? She's much younger. The crime is getting worse and worse. She's like... I don't want to say, but... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. From high school. Yeah. I was such a nice girl. Oh, that's fabulous. I feel like I'm really doing my graveyard. It's like I wasn't I didn't even know those girls about. Oh, God. Much younger than me. Yeah. Right. I think Margo facilitated. Right. But that's what you have to do as a redhead.
That's so interesting. Because I didn't pass it on. And I was just sort of blessed. I feel like when it came time to get fake IDs in high school. Oh, my God. Everybody like hit the ground running. And for me, like I had Olivia and she was turning 21. What is she like three years older than me? just when I needed it. I had the most amazing fake ID. Me and Olivia are twins, and we really looked like twins in her license photo. I never once had an issue. That's why it's important to have siblings, you know? What did all my children do? Are people still doing this? It's like, yeah, right? For sure. Well, there was actually kind of a drama. when I was in high school, I'm not gonna say the girl's name, but her brother worked at the Connecticut DMV.
And it was like, we had real licenses. Like it was insane. Yes. So the first batch of fake IDs that we got, like me and my friends, we had- I don't think you should say this. I know. We had the sickest, sickest fake IDs. Then of course mine got confiscated one time. Like, I don't know how, who, what, when, where, why, how. And like, it was devastating. Cause like all my friends, like we never had issues. Literally. I couldn't activity. I couldn't participate in activities where balls fly at my nose. Like everyone, nobody had a problem. This was not like a thing. Our friend group, we just had these amazing licenses. And I got mine confiscated, I forget. And it really was devastating. And I remember having to wait four or five months for Olivia to turn 21 in order for her to pass her permit on to me.
And then once she did, I was able to bounce back. But it was almost unrecoverable, those four months, because all my friends, we were operating at a level most teenagers were not operating on.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happened to Savannah Guthrie's mother?
0:03–0:09
2
How did Tate McRae respond to backlash over her Olympic ad?
0:09–0:13
3
What is the plot of the new Blair Waldorf standalone novel?
0:13–0:19
4
What exciting news did Nick Viall and Natalie Joy announce?
0:19–0:21
5
How did Teddi Mellencamp's Masked Singer experience impact her?
0:21–0:23
6
What emotional plea did Savannah Guthrie make regarding her mother?
0:23–0:24
7
What are the controversies surrounding Tate McRae's Olympic ad?
0:24–0:27
8
What details are known about the upcoming Blair Waldorf book?
0:27–56:42
Speakers
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