Sexiest Man Available: Wednesday, November 13th, 2024
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Good morning, Millennials! Welcome back to The Toast and happy Wednesday, a hump day, which makes sense because Jackie and I are dressed like a bunch of camels today. We've got two humps on this hump day. Turnie and I are twinning. Lovely lady lumps. Actually, you and I are the two humps because we're both twinning in camel. And it's a big day, you guys. It's merch launch day. So our fall merch shop that we've been teasing all week finally launches today, 10 a.m., so it's already out. And the website, of course, is Hermes.com. No, no. It's shoptoastmerch.com. Our big collection, this is like our final collection, like big collection for the end of the year. So usually we do a December one, but we decided to do this one like more autumnal collegiate vibes. So if you're wanting to get someone something for the holidays, we have hats, we have bags, we have sweatshirts, we have sweatpants, we have t-shirts, we have cardigans for the very first time.
I feel like such a broken record because about everything I'm saying, like this is my favorite thing we've ever launched, but then I'm saying that about everything, but I mean it truly like the cardigan, the tea, the camel logo, the girly swirly university where I got like a five-star education and then gargi pargi. I can finally wear that across my chest. Like, It's a beautiful thing. And a couple of housekeeping things, shall we? We get a lot of questions about sizing. Jackie and I both wear mediums. If I was just getting the crew neck, I would probably get a large so I could do like oversized with leggings. But when I wear it as a set, I like it to be more fitted. So if you're getting the whole set, I would go your regular size.
Everything really runs true to size. The t-shirt, the girly t-shirt in white is meant to be fitted. So if you're looking for like a looser fit, I would size up again. But everything really runs true to size. That's first. I just noticed I left the refrigerator open. Like, am I okay? Yeah. You left your refrigerator running. You better go catch it. Can we close the refrigerator? If you like an oversized tea, like what we've done in the past, there is a girly tea in the shade mushroom that is- It's toasty. Oh, sorry, toasty. In the shade mushroom that is oversized. And the quality of it is a little bit thicker than what we launched in the spring because it is- fall now so it's a little bit thicker stock also wanted to note that because we we really try not to do most of our drops we do pre-order so everybody can order exactly what they want nothing sells out um that does mean that the lead time for shipping is a little bit longer so it says four to five weeks right now um But you'll be able to get everything you want.
You won't have to like, you know, be crying because you're getting like a size you didn't want or an item that you wanted sold out. So just keep in mind four to five weeks and you get whatever you want. So that's right. Nothing's going to sell out. We're going to close the shop in a few days, but you have time. Yeah. So. head to shoptoastmerch.com. Merch week is the best week because we finally get to wear all the stuff we've been working on. I don't have to think about what I'm wearing. That's it. And we look amazing. That's it. Like not having to think about outfits. And I guess that's what it's like being a kid when your parents would like lay your clothes out for you. It's, I actually don't even know if I realize like what a burden it is on me. Especially because we are on camera and everybody's like, it does hurt when everybody's like, Jackie looks great today.
And I'm just like, okay, now I'm a big piece of duty. No, it really hurts when they're like, slob. I know what you're saying. Well, I mean. Yeah. But it's, it's, it's tough. And then the day, some days I'm like, I'm stepping my pussy up. I'm dressing up. And like, then I feel so stupid. And I find that I look better on days where I'm just cozy. Anytime I get dressed up, I feel incredibly stupid. Like on Friday's episode, actually didn't even get to talk about this. Right. I had to run out of the toast because I got an opportunity. There was like, um, a meeting being held with the president of Israel. I got to meet the president of Israel. I actually have a picture I need to post.
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