The Toast
Showing Up For Ourselves In A Meaningful Way That We Can Be Proud Of: Wednesday, March 26th, 2025
Wed, 26 Mar 2025
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Chapter 1: How do Jackie and Claudia start their Wednesday morning?
Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday. It is hump day. And I literally feel like a humpback whale. So things I did that. Hey, Jack, how you doing?
Celebrating. She's on brand. Hey, Turtle Lou. I'm doing good. I didn't even realize it was hump day because like my week is split in two because today I'm traveling. It's a travel day. Hence why I look the way I do. I'm not even wearing shoes. It's just a mess.
She's so crazy.
And I'm getting my hair cut tonight. So I didn't do my hair. So it's just like one of those like travel day episodes where Chris Appleton comes in and tells you you're ugly.
Yeah. I do want to say like upon seeing you this morning, like I thought you looked totally beautiful.
Oh my God. Thank you. I mean, I did like do all my makeup and like, it's like I brushed my hair and put it in a bun. I guess, I don't know. It's the lack of shoes that's throwing me off, but I'm able to sit crisscross applesauce and I'm cozy as heck.
I don't wear shoes all the time on the show. As long as you're wearing socks, you're in the clear.
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Chapter 2: Why is clothing comfort important during pregnancy?
By the way, I will never know what's going on with your feet because I can't see your feet.
No, but when I, yeah, I guess. I also have a busy day kind of preparing for your arrival. I have a lot of things I need to do in preparation.
I did give you some errands.
The eagle is landing.
A lot goes into me arriving.
We got to get the strollers out of storage. I got to hit the kosher grocer to make sure there's cut up fruit and rotisserie chicken. Like there's lots to do. Now I know obviously your day is much harder. My day is no walk in the park.
No, and I did feel bad even asking you for anything considering you're going through a lot. But I do know you do make your way to the kosher grocer. So I was like, I do. And I know you always like to come with stuff. And so you were probably going anyway. So I was like, can I request a chicken?
I'm also at the phase of pregnancy where laying around doesn't make me feel good. And even though I begrudgingly leave the house and go for walks and just do random shit, I'm literally getting three manicures a week because...
being out of the house I do think is better for me I get better sleep at night like I need to be doing stuff so you giving me stuff to do it's okay that's funny I understand I actually did get a manicure yesterday
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Chapter 3: What are the latest updates on Instagram stickers from The Toast?
There's a little thing of Theo. I'm going to get one of Romeo. We haven't updated them in a while. What about Brutus?
Bruno's not there. Right. So like you have Theo, you want to get Romeo, but not Bruno, who's given his all to the show yesterday.
To be honest, the little gif we have of Theo actually looks more like Bruno.
And it also looks like Romeo. I don't think we need separate ones. They're all twins, by the way.
Whatever. I'm getting off track. To the untrained eye, they all look the same. Yesterday we published new stickers because we need a sticker. Sometimes you take a picture of like a beautiful landscape or a cocktail or whatever you're posting on your story. And it's just like pargy, you know? And you need a sticker that represents that.
So there are now pargy, pargylicious, and gargypargy stickers that you can search on Instagram and put on your Instagram stories to narrate something that you find pargylish.
But I also think we should make more stickers like in different fonts because right now it's like, I love it, the word art one, but like maybe something also a little more aesthetic, like Meghan Markle handwriting. Maybe we could contract her to write us one.
Yeah, lives to complain. I got them up in like two hours and I had them all made. Like, please, my God, always critiquing me.
How did you get them made?
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Chapter 4: How do Jackie and Claudia manage podcast episode lengths?
A vest is great.
A vest is great. I only have one vest. I wore it last week, so I have to wait until next week to wear it again. So I was like, Ben, do you have a vest? The vest was disgusting.
Yeah, I used to work at Goldman Sachs. Here you go.
No, this is like a golf vest, which is like, yes, the finance correlation. It's like a Patagonia. I look like such a douche lord. When Ben got out of the shower and I was like dressed wearing his vest, he was like, what are you wearing? She's going to sell stocks. I literally don't give a fuck. You know what I mean?
I think it's a cool look. You should also wear a hat and a backpack. No. I think you look cool. It's like a nice vibe.
No, it's definitely like a unique choice. I'm comfortable. And at this moment in time, like that's really all I can care about.
And it's like cold in New York. I looked at the weather. It was a low of 37. Yeah.
Yeah, but that's- High of 53.
Yeah. That's a bad high.
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Chapter 5: What is the rumored 'beef' between Meghan Markle and Gwyneth Paltrow?
No, don't.
And theirs are like Nesafis. Yeah.
Yeah, they're like 15 minutes.
And it's like, is anyone actually listening? Because what are they saying?
All's that to say, you would think that like that would be enough. Meanwhile, at the end of every week, I'm like, oh my God, I forgot to talk about like six things on the toast this week. Meanwhile, every episode went extra long. We're pushing 90 minutes almost on a daily basis. Even days where we, we're recording early today because Jackie has a flight, like just trying to cushion for time.
We will still, you'll be late to your flight. Don't worry.
Thanks.
Thanks so much.
So yeah, I think like without further ado, we should get into the past five stories that you do need to know.
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