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Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of The Toast podcast?
It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the Toast and Happy Hump Day! Hey, Bruno, how you doing? Bruno is doing good, the brutalist. Bruno has just really been showing up to work, putting in the effort.
Ever since he saw Rodeo was getting top billing, he said, don't forget, I am the number one guy in this group.
Don't forget, I would say everything once first.
What'd you say?
Yeah, no, I fucked that up.
What'd you say?
It's a TikTok. I was his everything.
Once first. I had no say.
I was once his every, like, what does a TikTok sound?
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Chapter 2: What is the new mama merch collection launch about?
I was his everything once first.
First once? Stupid. I was once, and don't you forget, I was, whatever, it's from a movie. I think it's Julia Roberts, classic.
classic well Bruno is my everything once first and I'm so excited that he's here to celebrate hump day and to celebrate the mama merch drop day as I am Bruno's mama and we are so excited because our mama collection and our toasty bed back collection dropped it's already sold out It is available for pre-order at ShopToastMerch.com. The mamas came through strong this morning.
And the thing is, mamas are capable because we didn't have the usual issue where everybody heads to ShopChanel.com, you know? That happens a lot when we do merch launches. People see and their immediate thought is to go to Hermes.com or ShopChanel.com. And it's so confusing because our website's actually ShopToastMerch.com. And I know how confusing that can be. But moms are built tough.
They're different. So we didn't have that issue.
Moms are smart.
right we've been through a lot like we didn't have that issue this morning which was actually really nice yeah they're able to keep like simple facts to keep their facts straight you know because they've got juggling a lot at once yeah like you know how many ounces how many diapers lots of bath like shop toastburgers.com it kind of just rolls off the tongue yeah so shout out to the mamas hope everyone gets what they want and you can pre-order and you know what i want jordan yes
I get what I want. And this winter break, I want Jordan. I would literally only have Megan Fox on the podcast just to make her do that. Like, I think she would be some people's dream guest.
That's why she wouldn't come on. She's not the elk of that.
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Chapter 3: How do Jackie and Claudia organize their homes and what are their thoughts on household gadgets?
None of this sounds familiar.
That's the whole movie takes place in this diner. Remember Elton John? Elton John, yeah. Like, what's her name? Poppy? Julianne Moore? Pedro Pascal?
Maybe I need to see it again.
Stanley Tucci stunt double?
Yes, Fanley Fucci is the actor's name.
His name is Mark.
Is it? It's Fanley. It's Fanley.
So I was about to say, we've been very busy.
We've been busy cleaning out.
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