Slay The Dragon, Save The Princess: Wednesday, April 30th, 2025
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It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the Toast and Happy Hump Day! Hey, Bruno, how you doing? Bruno is doing good, the brutalist. Bruno has just really been showing up to work, putting in the effort. Ever since he saw Rodeo was getting top billing, he said, don't forget, I am the number one guy in this group.
Don't forget, I would say everything once first.
What'd you say?
Yeah, no, I fucked that up.
What'd you say?
It's a TikTok. I was his everything.
Once first. I had no say.
I was once his every, like, what does a TikTok sound?
What is the new mama merch collection launch about?
I was his everything once first.
First once? Stupid. I was once, and don't you forget, I was, whatever, it's from a movie. I think it's Julia Roberts, classic.
classic well Bruno is my everything once first and I'm so excited that he's here to celebrate hump day and to celebrate the mama merch drop day as I am Bruno's mama and we are so excited because our mama collection and our toasty bed back collection dropped it's already sold out It is available for pre-order at ShopToastMerch.com. The mamas came through strong this morning.
And the thing is, mamas are capable because we didn't have the usual issue where everybody heads to ShopChanel.com, you know? That happens a lot when we do merch launches. People see and their immediate thought is to go to Hermes.com or ShopChanel.com. And it's so confusing because our website's actually ShopToastMerch.com. And I know how confusing that can be. But moms are built tough. They're different. So we didn't have that issue.
Moms are smart.
right we've been through a lot like we didn't have that issue this morning which was actually really nice yeah they're able to keep like simple facts to keep their facts straight you know because they've got juggling a lot at once yeah like you know how many ounces how many diapers lots of bath like shop toastburgers.com it kind of just rolls off the tongue yeah so shout out to the mamas hope everyone gets what they want and you can pre-order and you know what i want jordan yes I get what I want. And this winter break, I want Jordan. I would literally only have Megan Fox on the podcast just to make her do that. Like, I think she would be some people's dream guest.
That's why she wouldn't come on. She's not the elk of that.
No, she wants to talk about like, you know, whatever it is that she's doing. I want to talk about Holiday in the Sun. I get what I want. And this is what I rank. I want Jordan. It's funny how we don't think of Megan Fox as like a child actress, even though like Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Holiday in the Sun, she was probably like 16.
A teen actress.
Yeah, but I don't even think of her like that. I just think of her as like a famous woman.
Yeah, but not child because like she definitely came to us in her teens.
She still is, but a very talented young woman.
Yeah, she is very talented.
Because she was such a bitch in both movies. She was really typecast as the bully. She never played a nerd. And I couldn't help but wonder, was she like that in real life, or is she just that good of an actress?
Well, I think she can't be put in a box if you were to ask her. If you were to ask her. I don't think that she would answer that question. I don't think she would like it.
Well, that's why she's not coming on the podcast.
I don't think she would like any of our questions.
You will love it. You will hate it. Literally. So funny, I was like sweeping yesterday. I've been like sweeping really crazy and people are like, oh, she's nesting. No.
When you take the nest and throw it out the window.
Like, no, nesting like implies that you used to not be this way. Like I've always been this way.
No, but if you're in like turbo sweeper mode, that is the nesting.
I guess I'm only in turbo sweeper mode because I have a deadline, right? Like once the baby comes, like I'm not gonna be able to be sweeping all the time. So I gotta get all my sweeping done for the next couple of months.
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