Small, Fragile City Slicker: Thursday, March 27th, 2025
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Welcome back to the toast and happy Thursday. That feels like a fucking Friday bitch. Cause we're fucking celebrating Jackson. Claude is coming to town. Jackson. Claude is coming to town. Jackson. Claude is coming to town. That's right. We're singing. because Jax and Claude are coming to town. Hey Jax, how you doing? I'm doing good. I am in New York City, the big city. Big city slicker. Look at me, all black. Actually, she's tiny. She's a tiny little, fragile little city slicker. Oh, tiniest. She's like too precious to walk down these streets. You are too precious to walk down these streets. I always was. Even when I lived here, I was not the elk of New Yorker. You were not made for city slicking. And now, like a fish out of water, I'll take an Uber.
I'd never know you weren't a big New York City gal with your all black outfit, your slick back bun. She's cosplaying. She's doing what she does best. She's LARPing as a New Yorker today. I am, even though I'm a New Yorker, which is so crazy. You are. I never was. No, not in your true heart. Even when I was here 10 years, I never was. Also, we're doing something really fun today, which is vlogging our day. We have such a busy day, you guys. Not to be such annoying influencers. No, and like influencers and content creators only do like a day in the life when they're super busy. Which is what we're doing today. Which is what we're doing today, but we're also doing like a lot of interesting stuff. So even if we were this busy every day, I would still choose today to vlog because there's a lot going on. Like we're shooting a commercial. We're going to be on set.
on location actually on location we have a guest interview we have a gno tonight right i'm trying to get my hair cut because i missed my haircut yesterday if you're wondering my hair looks like this it's because i thought i was gonna have a party blowout this morning and i don't for my big commercial yeah but i'm just gonna be a slicker for my commercial i think it'll be better for the vibes of the commercial creative of the commercial actually the role that you're playing is like slick And you guys are probably wondering, like, don't you guys have hair and makeup for your commercial? No. No, we don't. That would require us waking up earlier. So we politely declined. So we don't have hair and makeup for our big commercial. That's why we look so pargy-licious today. We have... So much to do. Like, we have a Pargy show. We also have kind of an inaugural moment here in Toast Tertiary.
This is Jackie's first time visiting me at our, yeah, that's right, Jackie also pays for the studio, our new studio. You haven't been to the new NYC HQ yet. Give me your thoughts. We got her whole reaction on the vlog that we're vlogging, of course, but tell me your initial thoughts. It's nicer than I expected. I don't know why. What did you expect? It's lighter and brighter and... like more Kardashian than I thought. Like, you know what I mean? Like the beiges and the pinks, like it's a very Kardashian vibe. Am I at Kylie Cosmetics offices? Wow, okay. I was like a little nervous about you coming. Cause first of all, like you do contribute to half the rent. So like you do have a say in like, And also I didn't want her thinking like I'm, you know, like a rat in my New York City disgusting dungeon studio. So like I over the last since I found out you were coming, I've been making improvements.
I got the wallpaper put up little things like I got all the boxes cleared out. Like I really wanted you to, you know, respect our NYC HQ because I respect our South Florida HQ. And now our new one. And now our new one. Yeah. So, um, I think it's really great. I don't know why, even when you show me this wallpaper on FaceTime, like it just looked darker. Like everything, just the color of everything is different. It's a very purgy vibe in here.
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