Sunglasses On: Tuesday, January 20th, 2026
episodePreviously titled “Sunglasses On: Monday, January 20th, 2026” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 4, 2026
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy... Oh, that's right. Confusing because we got so much fucking shit to do today. We had to push dear toaster. Sorry to the DTQ. Don't want to be rushed. Today's episode feels... different it feels like we are on the precipice of something huge why okay and i feel like everybody's tuning in today for different reasons like of course brooklyn's eight page statement like needs to be dissected and i can't i can't be rushed through that like he took his time with the statement it's only right that we take time and also it's been a long time coming like years of speculation we've talked about this story over and over again and like now we have concrete answers
Like, today would have been a big day, like, for any one of these things. First of all, we need to talk about, like, just our weekends. Like, we are important people. Like, we played Mahjong. Right. We played Mahjong twice since you last saw us. Correct. We are important people. The traitors. I have so much to say about the traitors. And actually, I know I said that I was going to try and bring, like, my sunglass Robbie Hoffman energy. to this show this year without having to wear my sunglasses. I have so many things to say today that I feel like I'm gonna get canceled for that I might just be wearing my sunglasses the entire time.
I agree. And my feelings on Traders haven't changed since I watched it a few days ago. So I feel prepared to share.
I have to share my unpopular opinions on Traders. I have to share my unpopular, extremely biased opinions on Brooklyn and Nicola. I have to share my extremely... kind of like years in the making hot take about the guy who runs the Glam Bot. And now I'm like so excited that he's in the news. What else are we discussing today? Kyle and Amanda. Kyle and Amanda. Kyle and Amanda. And for some reason, like when Kyle and Amanda got divorced, so many people thought of us, which I'm not sure whether to be flattered or offended.
What are the hosts' thoughts on Brooklyn Beckham's statement?
I thought of us too. Well, of course, like Kyle, like if I have, I have two enemies. Not to make it about us. Of course not. I have two enemies like on this earth. And of course, Kyle Cook, the low life is one of them. So, you know, a bad day for Kyle is a good day for coaches. Welcome to Coach Erner's Corner. I do have like mixed feelings on Amanda because like she's my, up until recently, like was my greatest enemy's So I don't really know how to feel about her. Now she may be the enemy of your enemy. Correct. I'm looking forward to the DM. Your friend. So I just have like a lot of feelings, a lot of unpopular opinions. And I feel like I might need my glasses, even though I got new glasses. Yeah. Oh, we also went shopping.
She has a tortoiseshell glass. Yeah, I have a tortoiseshell glass. They're from Ralph Lauren. Okay. So I have now two. You're not a tortoiseshell glass sort of girl.
What weekend activities do the hosts share?
That's not true. This is my second pair that I have in my purse right now. What are the others? Versace. Oh, Versace. Versace. Well, this is, I just want to give like a shout out to Ralph, because this is now the second time where I've done like a big purchase at Ralph. It's such an underrated store. And I realized that both times, so the last time- Ralph Lauren. Well, the last time I shopped at- She's not at the ice cream shop. Ralph Lauren or Ralph Lauren? I say Ralph Lauren. The last time I did a haul at Ralph Lauren was over the summer in the Hamptons when we were shopping. in Southampton. And then over the weekend, we took a trip to Palm Beach and we went walking around Worth Avenue, like the fanciest.
And like, honestly, it was kind of discouraging, like walking into those stores. So I just want to give a shout out to Ralph for like always being at those fancy stores. And of course it's still expensive, but it's a much more, um, palatable price range, I think.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:03–2:03
2
What are the hosts' thoughts on Brooklyn Beckham's statement?
2:03–2:44
3
What weekend activities do the hosts share?
2:44–9:50
4
How do the hosts feel about family dynamics and wedding planning?
9:50–44:32
5
What were the main criticisms of Meghan Markle's show?
44:32–45:33
6
What led to Meghan Markle's show cancellation?
45:33–46:38
7
What were the details surrounding Amanda and Kyle's split?
46:38–47:19
8
How did the Oscars Glambot director respond to booking requests?
47:19–1:27:48
Speakers
2 identifiedMore from The Toast
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