The Boomer Pivot: Wednesday, March 12th, 2025
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It's a girly t-shirt merch with maybe pants and a cardigan for me. Slay. Slay the house down boots. Hey, girly. How you doing? Welcome to the toast. I'm darn good. Happy to be here at the toast for another lovely Wednesday. Another lovely show with my lovely sea stirred. I feel like being lovely. Okay, let's keep this energy up.
You know, I made a nice coffee this morning without ice.
Oh, that's like so yucky. And it doesn't need to be.
Why is it so gross?
Why is it so bad?
Everything was from the fridge. Everything is cold. The drink is still cold. I just don't have ice here at the studio yet. I have to get an ice maker. It's like a whole thing. So I usually bring from home. I forgot my ice. Like, what is it about this coffee that seriously looks like sewage?
No, it's so disgusting. Oftentimes, like if I'm staying at a hotel or something, like if I don't have ice, I just have to do it like that. And why is it so much grosser?
I don't know. Cause it's not about temperature. Like it is the same temperature, but I don't have like the slushy. First of all, you know, I like to swish my ice around.
You like to swish.
So it's a, you know, oral fixation as well.
You know, it's more than that. Like it is scientifically grosser. Why? I have no idea.
I think because it looks like it's been sitting in the car for three days. So you're like thinking you're, you're drinking like old car coffee.
Drink it out of an opaque cup.
Yeah.
It would still taste weird.
Something about the sound of those ice cubes jingling like makes the coffee taste better.
There's something to it.
So I'm suffering. That's all that to say I am suffering.
Oh, I'm sorry. And I guess we weren't going to keep up our lovely energy for that much longer before we launched into the complaints. I actually have a lovely tidbit to share, which is that I made the crunch wraps yesterday. I said I was going to make crunch wraps and I made crunch wraps. The best thing I ever ate in my life. I know. I, it's not shocking that I haven't had one before because I've never had Taco Bell, which isn't shocking. Like if you like, what am I going to eat a Taco Bell? Um, but it's shocking that no one told me like, Hey Jack, like we're having crunch wraps. You should make one.
I feel like I did. I told you about this place I went to in LA.
Okay. That doesn't do anything for me.
And then that's like what inspired my whole journey with Crunchwraps.
Yeah, but like, I don't know. I just feel like you weren't emphatic about it enough.
I just feel like you should have copied me. I copy everything you do. Like, there's no shame. Copy me. I thought it was like a Ben thing, you know? No, okay, let me tell you. I didn't know that you were passionate about Crunchwraps too. No, no, it's just a me thing. He's not passionate about Crunchwraps? No, he does it all for me. Yeah. But when we went to LA, everybody was like, try this kosher restaurant, try this kosher restaurant. I was like, sure. We Uber Eats did like ordered a bunch of stuff. It was like a Mexican place. And they said kosher Crunchwrap Supreme. So I just threw one in as like an alternative entree. You know, I didn't think I was going to like it. I also got like my regular bowl.
Of course, of course.
And oh my God, it was the most fucking amazing thing ever. And I had two that trip. And then I went home and I was so upset. I actually messaged them on Instagram and I'm like, please, like, will you ship me one? Like freeze it. I don't know, like gold belly, something. And they were kind of like rude. They were like, no. And I was like, oh, okay. Yeah, nevermind. It's fine.
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