The Clam Slam Heard Round The World: Friday, June 26th, 2026
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What happened with Tom Sandoval and his girlfriend Victoria Robinson?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast.
It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your hosts. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know.
We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. They sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday. She's from Texas, I can tell by the way she's throwing that ass around the room. Yeah, that's right, Jackie's joining us from the Midwest. Is Texas the Midwest or like the Southwest? Southeast.
I think more Southwest.
I would say Central. I would say joggers. You would say Central America. I would say, you're calling in from Central America. Yeah, that's exactly what I would say.
I would say so as well. Hey, guys. I took my co-journer, Fred, to Dallas, and I'm recording from the Dallas studio, which we love. And, like, it's super HD. It's very exciting always to record here.
Whenever Jackie records from Dallas, she makes my studio look like it's filmed on an iPhone.
What is Emma Roberts' role in the upcoming Aquamarine TV series?
Like... But it's okay. We're having fun. Only one frame today, but I'm bringing the swirlitude and you're sort of bringing that like podcast.
I am bringing podcast.
What details were revealed about the Shrek spinoff 'Donkey'?
I do feel, do you know what else I brought? I brought a special guest.
Granny the Cook? I brought Granny the Cook, you guys.
What is the significance of the Vampire Diaries reunion for fans?
So as you guys know, Jackie's iPad, which she uses for work, only gets used by the kids when they're on an airplane. And yesterday we were on an airplane. They put it in those, like, I'm sure I'll understand one day why those dumbass cases exist.
No, you absolutely need them.
Why did Mitchel Musso decline to participate in the Hannah Montana reunion?
I actually thought that I lost Granny the Cook, so I Instacarted more Granny the Cooks, but then I found the OG Granny. And the OG Granny the Cook has a strap, right? Like a shoulder strap. She usually has a shoulder strap. That part I did lose, but it was okay because when, you know, takeoff and landing, they can hold their little sides. And then when we're up, you know, 30,000 feet, this- It's got a stand. It's got a little stand.
What are the highlights of the Queenie and Weenie segment?
Yeah.
How do the hosts reflect on their past podcast episodes?
So this is Granny the Cook in all her glory.
Jackie's kids, for some reason, call the iPad Granny the Cook. It is so funny. The first time I heard them say it, I'm like, what did you just say?
Yeah.
Granny the Cook.
Granny the Cook. And, of course, I could have taken her off for the show today, but given the fact that we were talking about her this week, I just thought.
The legacy that she has created for herself.
I needed to close the loop on Granny the Cook, and this is her.
No, it feels right. Thank you, Granny, for coming. We'll see how it goes having the three co-hosts, because we usually are max two, but we'll see.
She speaks softly, but carries a big stick.
Slay, mama. Slay, granny. She is from Texas, I can tell.
What are the upcoming plans for the podcast next week?
I was just watching a video. I don't know if it was like CMA Fest, like one of those. But Ella Langley was like the headliner. And it got me thinking because, you know, yesterday we were saying how Noah Kahn is like very much in the running for album of the year.
You can't even bring him up again on the show because you ruined my day. All day I had that song in my head. I didn't write the song. I'm telling you what you told me. All day I had the song in my head.
Did you not know that that's what the song was about?
No, I had only experienced that song. Much like I experienced other cutesy songs and reels. I didn't know it was a new song. I just thought it was having a moment where people were just using it. There's a bunch of cute songs like that. So I never stopped to think about it. I didn't really even know the lyrics. And then it just had a moment of dawning on me what he was saying. And I just... it just took over me and it was, it was very emotional.
Okay. Sorry. Like, let's just not even go down that road. Let's talk about something else.
Oh, but we can talk about music. Cause I was, I took, um, I took a plane. No, no, I, I didn't listen to music on the plane, but I did, um, a car service to get to work today because like, I just didn't want to be anxious. And so it was a controlled environment and I was able to listen to new music and, By car service, do you mean Uber? No, it wasn't an Uber, or else I would have just said that.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happened with Tom Sandoval and his girlfriend Victoria Robinson?
0:03–1:05
2
What is Emma Roberts' role in the upcoming Aquamarine TV series?
1:05–1:14
3
What details were revealed about the Shrek spinoff 'Donkey'?
1:14–1:23
4
What is the significance of the Vampire Diaries reunion for fans?
1:23–1:35
5
Why did Mitchel Musso decline to participate in the Hannah Montana reunion?
1:35–1:59
6
What are the highlights of the Queenie and Weenie segment?
1:59–1:59
7
How do the hosts reflect on their past podcast episodes?
1:59–2:43
8
What are the upcoming plans for the podcast next week?
2:43–51:35
Speakers
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