The Decade of No: Wednesday, July 8th, 2026
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Who are the hosts and what is the episode format?
Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your host. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's The Toast. I sound amazing.
Welcome back to The Toast and happy Wednesday. That's right, it's hump day, a great day here at The Toast. Feel free to hump someone you love. And speaking of somebody that I love, welcome to The Toast, Chuckling Filet.
Welcome, welcome. Welcome, welcome. Welcome to the morning toast. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the morning toast.
Bum, bum. Alternatively, also would have been a great theme song rooted in herstory.
When we held our now iconic theme song contest, I can't believe nobody submitted like a little...
Well, it was meant to be original.
No, but a twist. But we would have been like... Copyright infringement.
Yeah, but always a good one. First hump day in the Hamptons. Swirly hump day. Yeah, swirly summer hump day. Today...
I just don't know if the people are ready for what I have to say. Last night's episode of Love Island was one of the most enraging of my life.
Oh. I passed through it peacefully.
You passed peacefully in the night? I actually could not muster up one ounce of respect for a single person on this island, except Ian, of course. Like everyone involved, I think these people are low lives. I think they're disgusting. Not one of them has made a good decision. And again, it's just been very difficult to watch a group of people be so dumb, but also like hyping the fuck up out of each other. I know, it's really crazy. That's the whole theme of the whole season. Everybody being like, my man, my man, this, my man, that. My man's gonna know the second I leave the bed. Meanwhile, he didn't wake up once. It's like these group of delusional villagers. It's just, it's been painful. I'm so looking forward to getting my time back.
I think we're at five more episodes now. Let the countdown begin. It can't come soon enough. I'm begging to be put out of my misery. And I was getting DMs last night. People were like, you know, you can stop watching. No, you can't. I can't. I did not waste all my time. I did not come this far to only come this far.
Yeah, also, I'm starting to see a bit of people getting fed up with the show. Which you love. Which I love to see. Obviously, they're not fed up enough, or at the volume that I need to hear it, but I think people are starting to ask questions. Now, people are saying there was a viral tweet about how there's been one date, one hideaway, five bombshells since episode five. And that got a lot of steam. I think people started having conversations, and then, of course, someone shut it down saying that a producer died earlier. this season.
So I guess the big elephant in the room and why this show seems so poorly produced is because the head of the ship, the captain, the executive producer of the show. Was he the head of the ship? The executive producer of the show, yes.
Oh, really? He passed away.
I thought he was the music producer. No, no. He passed away after the first week. And I think that left this group of people, this active thing is going on. The Islanders don't know that this guy passed away. So they're trying to keep it. They have no leader.
Why are the hosts frustrated with the current Love Island season?
And that's really sad.
But then someone else said they're still doing challenges which are insane to execute. Like the building of all those sets. Like the crazy rules.
Did they build that water park? They all looked like inflatable.
No, that's where Jeremiah and Huda went on their day too. I remember. But yeah, some of it was inflatables, which is weird. It's like not up to regulation. That's how they do it in Fiji. Yeah. But some of them were like hard bottom slides. Yeah, but a lot of them were like from Sam's Club. Yeah, for sure. But that's the Fijian water park for you. Water park. I can't wait to bring my daughter to the water park. It would have been fun for everyone to go. Like, and the couples to actually have some fun. No, like... And it was nice that the girls had, like, girl time and the boys had boy time.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
Who are the hosts and what is the episode format?
0:03–3:06
2
Why are the hosts frustrated with the current Love Island season?
3:06–22:08
3
How did historical bathing habits spark a conversation about modern comforts?
22:08–54:00
4
What were the Fast Five sponsor reads and why do they matter?
54:00–1:09:13
5
What evidence suggests Margaret Qualley and Jack Antonoff might have split?
1:09:13–1:10:17
Speakers
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