The Nicolandria Audit: Thursday, July 23rd, 2026
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Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your host. It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know. We'll start your day off swirly, it's The Toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Thursday, but it's not just a regular Thursday. It is a celebracion, an extravaganza for the Nicolandria truthers. That's right, welcome to the Boots on the Ground podcast, the people who have been saying what needs to be said for almost a year now. You know how much shit we took for it? And just to turn out we were right, we often are. Do you think they intentionally waited to put out the statement until the toast was up? No, I don't actually. I feel like they might have.
I mean, it doesn't hurt to wait an extra hour. To get the breaking scoop. Like to have talked about it yesterday. I'm obsessed too. And just because like they broke up, like couple, real couples can break up. And it doesn't necessarily mean that like they were never a real couple just because they broke up. But if I were on like team Nicolandria, this is exactly when I would break up. Like right after the season of Love Island airs, everyone's talking about the new couples. We can sort of like slowly fade, quietly fade, but there will be nothing quiet about this. We're going to try not to talk about it too much, although I'm quite literally busting at the motherfucking seams to talk about it. It is, of course, our lead story.
And also, like, the rumors that are coming along with it. So before we dive in to talk about just a subject that's, like, near and dear to our hearts, how are you? I am good. We've had a morning. We're actually vlogging today. So if you want to, like, see it. We also vlogged last night. We're, like, such vloggers. We're such vloggers. We love vlogging. You know I love vlogging. Yeah. Like, in another life. I don't really have, like, the arm strength for vlogging. It's just so much, like... Yeah, it's a lot of that. I'm also a little shy to like vlog in public and I think the vlogs suffer because of it. Yeah, I'm not. Like fuck that shit. When I went to the general store, like I could have vlogged from the store.
You didn't? Well, no, I had the idea after so it like started in my car. But no, that's like something that I have to work on is if I want to be. As a content creator. If I want to be taken seriously as a vlogger. Absolutely. And I just feel that we're at a place, like, if everyone in the world was, like, always acting proper, like, yeah, I'd be embarrassed to, like, be filming myself in public. People pee in public. Like, I can film myself. Yeah. It's not a big deal. Yeah. It's true. And then last night, we filmed an amazing vlog that's going live today. And when Jackie and I say that, like, we are doing things on the internet that no other creators, podcasters, Patreoners are doing... This is what we mean when we say that.
Like, we had a live Mahjong tournament. Like, who is doing that but us? Me, Jackie, and Ben. And the fourth player was you. It was so innovative. It was you, dear reader. It will be up later today. If you're into Mahjong, like, you'll really appreciate sort of, like, the talent and who wins. But if you're not into Mahjong, like, we don't spend too much time talking about, like, the tiles. I'm not teaching you. Sorry. We're not teaching you. Like, it's more entertaining. But if you know the game, you'll know what we're doing. So it was really fun. And we got to play Maj, even though I hate playing Maj before bed. I completely agree. I run through lines, flower, flower, flower, in my head as I'm sleeping. And last night I literally had to like do a bunch of stuff on my phone to like get it out of my brain.
I watched two episodes of Mad Men after Majang because I'm afraid of like having Majang dreams. It's like when Ben and I used to vacation and like we were obsessed with playing Blackjack. We would go to all these hotels that have casinos. We'd be up all night playing Majang. I mean, excuse me, I wish. Playing Blackjack. And then I would be in bed being like 10, 3, 4.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:03–26:21
2
What’s the breaking news about Nicolandria’s breakup from Love Island and why does it matter?
26:21–44:00
3
How did hosts react to fan theories that Nicolandria was a PR or fake relationship?
44:00–59:15
4
Why are viewers criticizing Nicolandria’s post‑show friendships and public image?
59:15–1:00:19
Speakers
1 identifiedMore from The Toast
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