Menu
Sign In Pricing Add Podcast
Podcast Image

The Toast

The Problematic Gringo: Thursday, May 1st, 2025

Thu, 01 May 2025

Description

Tom Cruise and Ana de Armas enjoy helicopter ride before swanky birthday dinner in London (Page Six) (20:15)Bill Belichick releases statement after CBS interview with girlfriend Jordon Hudson (USA Today) (27:45); Rob Gronkowski, Julian Edelman weigh in on Bill Belichick’s interview drama (Page Six)Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet Share a Courtside Kiss at Lakers Game (People) (36:50)James Marsden Finally Answers The Notebook Fans’ Burning Question – Should Allie Have Ended Up With Lon or Noah? (People) (43:53) Meet the Nine Perfect Strangers Season 2 Cast (People) (50:33)Summer House Recap (53:20)The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) Lean InThe Camper and The Counselor by Jackie OshryMerchThe Toast PatreonGirl With No Job by Claudia OshrySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Audio
Featured in this Episode
Transcription

Chapter 1: Who are the hosts of The Toast podcast?

5.595 - 12.198 Jackie Oshry

I sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast and happy Thursday.

0

33.854 - 34.515 Claudia Oshry

Hey Jax, how you doing?

0

34.815 - 36.377 Jackie Oshry

The tizzity toast.

0

37.398 - 42.164 Claudia Oshry

Oh, we're both in that kind of freaky ass moods this morning. The tizzity toast.

0

42.425 - 52.357 Jackie Oshry

Tizzity, tizzity. Welcome to the Tirst. Gonna be a great show. You just definitely made me chip beer by letting me know that it's Thursday.

Chapter 2: How do Jackie and Claudia feel about spring and outdoor living in New York City?

53.158 - 59.019 Claudia Oshry

I know that's like kind of what you guys saw in real time. Me downloading the fact that it's the latter half of the week.

0

59.439 - 80.203 Jackie Oshry

And that it's May. May is a gorgeous month. April showers bring May flowers. I feel like no one gets upset that it's May. Except Justin Timberlake. No, well, he gets excited because like everybody will like post him without shame today. Whereas there's usually a lot of shame unless you're Travis Kelsey.

0

80.768 - 85.13 Claudia Oshry

It's the kind of positive press Justin Timberlake needs.

0

85.49 - 87.651 Jackie Oshry

Yeah, he'll always have May 1st.

0

88.531 - 94.193 Claudia Oshry

It's gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, is gonna be May.

94.373 - 96.354 Jackie Oshry

And I just feel like that really snuck up on us.

97.034 - 121.722 Claudia Oshry

Love that so much. It's May. It really is a beautiful month. It's been so gorgeous. In the city recently, I've been like spending so much time on my balcony. I literally forgot I had one because I didn't use it all winter. Yeah. Ben went to Home Depot, bought a tulip. Don't you have two? I do. Like the other one gets no sun. It has no furniture on it. And we never sit out there.

121.742 - 123.783 Jackie Oshry

Which one's that? The one like in the nook?

124.483 - 125.104 Claudia Oshry

Yeah. Yeah.

Chapter 3: What are Jackie and Claudia's thoughts on sleeping outside and camping experiences?

182.619 - 185.781 Claudia Oshry

And I love air-conditioned air. Like, that is definitely one of my favorite airs.

0

185.801 - 192.745 Jackie Oshry

And you're not knocking that, but you can, like, say a positive thing about fresh air without it taking away from your love of air conditioning.

0

192.985 - 206.063 Claudia Oshry

I also love ceiling fan air. I love all different types. Oh, really? Gives me dry eye. Oh, yes. Well, there is like a push and a pull when you sleep under a ceiling fan or any fan.

0

206.123 - 214.952 Jackie Oshry

I don't mind sleeping under a ceiling fan. My eyes are closed. But if my eyes are open, I see you for what you really are, which is ugly.

0

215.253 - 220.098 Claudia Oshry

When you sleep under any sort of fan, you're going to wake up with dry nose, dry mouth, and your hair is going to be like...

221.681 - 226.783 Jackie Oshry

Yeah, so I'm not a huge ceiling fan person in case anyone was going to get me a ceiling fan.

227.403 - 229.844 Claudia Oshry

Jackie, have you ever slept outside?

230.584 - 231.304 Jackie Oshry

Under the stars?

232.405 - 235.326 Claudia Oshry

Yeah, or in a tent. Have you ever slept in the fresh air? You have?

Chapter 4: What is the latest news on Tom Cruise and Ana de Armas' relationship?

368.576 - 369.137 Jackie Oshry

Oh, okay.

0

369.738 - 371.38 Claudia Oshry

I feel like maybe, but I don't know.

0

371.58 - 372.281 Jackie Oshry

I'll just say it like...

0

373.914 - 375.495 Claudia Oshry

Oh, you want to communicate with me?

0

375.515 - 381.797 Jackie Oshry

I'm just going to text you, like, really quickly. Bruno's here. He just got a fresh groom. Come here, Bruno. Show everyone your new crop. Look at handsome Diablo.

381.817 - 390.021 Claudia Oshry

Bruno. Diablo. Hey, Bru. Broody Judy. Hey, broody, broody, broody, broody, broody. Nah. That's what I wanted to tell you.

390.641 - 391.141 Jackie Oshry

Not tell you.

391.161 - 397.284 Claudia Oshry

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, we'll get into it in the recap. Yeah. Aside from that, anything new with you since yesteryear?

398.41 - 413.647 Jackie Oshry

Well, let me think about that, Coach Dilla Woj. No, I've been reading the book for the Redheads, the new Lucy Score book. And as of yet, I don't know why people are saying it's so bad. Like, I think I'm 30% in, but we're establishing something. Like, so...

Chapter 5: What controversy surrounds Bill Belichick's CBS interview and statement?

Chapter 6: What books and authors are Jackie and Claudia discussing and recommending?

Chapter 7: What brands and sponsors are featured in this episode?

577.567 - 584.549 Claudia Oshry

1,000%, I'm like, Ben, let's do it again, just in case, because Jackie says the mornings are good. And he's like, you're kidding. You're kidding me.

0

584.569 - 585.329 Jackie Oshry

He's like, no.

0

586.109 - 598.433 Claudia Oshry

No, Ben also, like, seriously, I was a big fan of the mornings. I don't know where I heard that it's more effective. Sorry, not a big fan, like, sexually. Big fan, like, for more efficacy. Did you tell me that it was...

0

599.824 - 626.609 Jackie Oshry

better I don't think that I told you that because if I think about it I feel like the evenings are better it depends on the timing of your you know I don't know where I heard it so like when we were going I was like the next morning I'm like let's just do it just in case you know yeah well that's just everything like let's just do it just in case like this could be the one you would have thought I was asking my husband like seriously to like join the army he was like you're kidding

0

627.902 - 628.462 Claudia Oshry

Like, get over here.

628.923 - 630.344 Jackie Oshry

A couple lights, I realized, weren't on.

630.384 - 630.764 Claudia Oshry

Oh, my God.

630.824 - 635.187 Jackie Oshry

Are you sitting without lights? My main light was on, but I just saw, like, up there. So, look at me.

636.367 - 636.787 Jackie Oshry

Look at you.

Chapter 8: How do the hosts view the dynamic between celebrities and religion, specifically Scientology?

915.945 - 924.547 Claudia Oshry

You want me to post it right now? But they won't understand because then follow me. You're fucking crazy. Follow me too, bitch. Follow me too.

0

927.167 - 929.548 Jackie Oshry

Just post it when we wrap and then hopefully people will catch up.

0

929.988 - 931.208 Claudia Oshry

Cool, cool, cool. Yeah, for sure.

0

931.448 - 939.45 Jackie Oshry

So now without further ado-do-do-do-do about ado-do-do-do-do in Heaven's Gates, here are the Fast Five stories that you do-do-do-do-do need to know.

0

940.407 - 957.932 Claudia Oshry

And the Fast Five stories that you need to know are brought to you by SmartMouth, the only mouthwash scientifically proven to eliminate and prevent bad breath for 24 hours with just two rinses a day. So SmartMouth was developed by a dentist and by dream man, Dr. Cohen. He spent years researching the cause of bad breath, which led to the development of SmartMouth's patented zinc ion technology.

958.432 - 974.057 Claudia Oshry

He's literally written the book on bad breath. He's the author of the halitosis section on the medical edition. Her boyfriend. In the encyclopedia. And I just want to say, this is not the point of the ad, but every time I read the ad, I'm kind of more and more in love. And I think that it might really behoove me to meet this Dr. Cohen.

974.217 - 978.599 Jackie Oshry

But then what happens to you and Ben? Splitsville.

979.26 - 996.808 Claudia Oshry

The heart wants what it wants. We sound so compatible, me and Dr. Cohen. Not only are we both clearly obsessed with breath and eradicating it, he's using all of his resources, his brain, to fight it. That's amazing. And his company is amazing. He's obviously successful. Why wouldn't I want to marry Dr. Cohen? Claudia Cohen, so cute.

997.918 - 1015.326 Claudia Oshry

They smart mouth prevents bad breath 12 times longer than the leading brand. It's unique dual chamber bottle keeps the two solutions separate until you're ready to rinse. And then when you pour the two solutions will activate the smart sink technology. And that's the key to eliminating and preventing sulfur gas, which is the scientific term for bad breath. It's a secret to all day fresh breath.

Comments

There are no comments yet.

Please log in to write the first comment.