The Rise and Fall of Nikki Blonsky: Monday, March 24th, 2025
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Welcome back to The Toast and happy, oh, Monday. Am I okay?
I was about to think Tuesday. I don't know why I would think such a thing. There's never been such a Monday in the history of Mondays.
Let's try that again. Welcome back to The Toast. Happy Monday. Tourney Lou Freebush here. Excited to be sitting down with one of the world's leading Disney adults. It is my sister, my co-host.
If only that were true, Claudia. If only that were true. Like last time we went to Disney, we went to Disney a year ago. Now that we live in Florida, I do think it's like an annual thing. One, our passes are so cheap when you're a Florida resident. Cause I guess like some of our taxes go towards Disney. So we get kickbacks. I'm not complaining. I had the same takeaway last year, which is that I am not the elk of a Disney person. Like I'm having fun because my children are having fun and I'm happy to be here. And it is the happiest place on earth. But I am not made of the stuff that Olivia Asher is made of and that my husband is made of where they thrive in a Disney-like environment.
It's important that when going to Disney with the kids and taking on this journey, and again, I've never done it, but it's important that there are people in the group who can handle it and people in the group that can. I just feel like that dynamic is really important to balance each other out.
Yeah, everyone has their strengths. This time, I didn't go on a lot of rides because I'm a nauseous queen, and I watched the stuff, and I got the food. So every time they came off a ride, pretzel. Diet Coke, you unfound your bottle.
It's really nice to be the person whose job it is to watch the stuff.
The thing is they have stroller parking at Disney and this is actually like to Disney's credit. You just like park your stroller at stroller parking and you go on the ride and you enjoy your life. And there's really like, I mean, I don't know, but there's like not crime at Disney. No one's like pillaging the strollers that are filled with stuff. I'm sure you could find everyone's everything in there, but it's really... you're operating on the honor policy and it works quite well.
Well, to any aspiring criminals listening, it seems like Disney is ripe with opportunity. The only problem is it's so expensive to get in the park.
I don't know if you can make up for your ticket, especially if you're not a Florida resident and you're not getting those savings.
Right, and it's not like the New York City subway where you can just sort of hop the turnstiles. They have maximum security.
Heck no, it's maximum security at every turn. And I do think seasoned Disney people, which everyone there is, they don't keep valuables in their stroller. People's got their fanny pack. They wear their fanny pack on the ride that has their room key and their money.
It's so classic.
Yeah, so people have it games. But no, it really is lovely that that's actually not a concern there. You don't need someone to watch the stuff, though I'm always happy to offer.
I love like my favorite thing when being at an outing is like being the person whose job it is to like sit and watch the stuff. Now, this is my question for you, because obviously I haven't been to Disney as a grown person. I went one time like when me and Ben first started dating, I was doing like a work thing in Orlando and he made me go and I had like seriously the worst fucking time of my life. So when I think about the future, obviously, like as a parent one day, it's sort of rite of passage. You have to take your kids to Disney. I definitely really worry about the amount of like standing and walking like on my body. And I'm just curious if you feel like there's an adequate amount of seating available. Like, are there lots of benches? Like, I feel like I would always be looking for a place to sit and not being able to find one. And that's what concerns me about the future.
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