The SpongeBob Letters: Tuesday, November 5th, 2024
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Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday, arguably the chewiest Tuesday of all Tuesdays because today we're choosing the new president. And Jackson Clotter here to break it all down for you, Steve Kosniacki edition. What's that guy's name? So... Steve Wozniak. Like, so similar. Like, yes, that's his name. Steve Cornicelli, like Alex Cornicelli's brother. Steve Glasses. Steve Trousers and Glasses, yeah. Steve Glass, George Glass. His name is Steve Glass. So yes, we have sort of done away with the Fast Five. This is gonna be an election day special where we're gonna break down everything that's happening county by county, vote by vote. Swing state by swing state. Swing state by swing state. I think that's what everybody wants.
Everything you thought you knew about the toast, put it out of your mind. Today, like, we are breaking down kind of the biggest and baddest things going on in the country. And that is... In the country. That's Trump-Vance vs. Harris-Walls. Let me tell you, these, like, these duo names don't roll off the tongue. Like, they're kind of chewy. Well, the way you just said it, it was chewy because you threw in the vs. Okay. No, but, like, Trump-Vance vs... The verse is tripping me. Okay, Trump Vance, Harris Walls. Like they both just like, they're chewy. Do you know what I mean? Harris Walls is. It's like a lot of R's and W's and then Trump Vance is very consonant heavy. Yeah. Consonant? What about Trump walls, Harris fans? Honestly, sounds better. I think just like the way I'm saying it and the way you're saying it, like you're making a meal of it.
So obviously we will not be doing that today because we actually value our careers. And so we're just here to get you through the day. And honestly, congratulate. I was thinking about that on the way over here. Like it's been a long election season. I feel like it really like amped up in January. Like we have been doing this for a long time. We have made it through like... Let the chips fall where they may. We're at the inflection point. We made it. It's almost over. And congrats. That's major. Congrats for making it through. It's a tough time, election season. People become really insufferable, especially if you work in the public sphere. Best of luck to you. And we made it through. And honestly, I'm proud. Yeah. And we're going to have a chili to celebrate. Yes, I'm defrosting meat as we speak. I said, Ben, get on it. Ben's golfing. So I am forced to make the chili today.
So we're screwed. We're screwed. Yeah. We deserve better. Ben's like, I can start the chili when I get home at like four. He should have started it before he had it out for the day. Put it in the crock and let it sit. Yeah, so it'll be an adventure. Turdy's, you know, Turdy's cooking adventures. They're always, you know, fun and exciting. So we'll just see where it takes us. I had wanted to start mine before the toast today, but I just ran out of time. But it's okay. I'll still be, if I start right after the toast and then put it in the crock, like we'll be good. On time for dinner time. But it would have been nice to have that behind me. So something major happened to me yesterday. I haven't really spoken about this like publicly in a while. I speak about it in my personal life all the time. But as you guys know, around, you know, Q1 of this year, I decided to be a woman of my word, which is what we were talking about yesterday, how important it is. And I decided to, you know, set up an encampment outside of Bloomingdale's.
I'm one of their biggest customers in their restaurant. I eat there. That's not what I thought. Because what I thought you were going to say, which is, by the way, like you missed 10 months sober. I must. Yeah, I know because I like lied when it was nine and I just like moved on. I know, but like now it was the time to do it. Yeah, but I had already done it. I posted in feed. I couldn't post twice. Oh, I thought you deleted it. No, no, no, no. I thought that's what you were saying because that's what you started in January that you said you were going to do and you did it.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic of this episode?
0:00–4:11
2
What happened with Jason Kelsey and the student's phone?
4:11–5:29
3
What did Taylor Swift do at the Chiefs game?
5:29–7:03
4
What is the latest on Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater?
7:03–8:46
5
What did Bethenny Frankel say about Martha Stewart?
8:46–10:10
6
What is Queen Elizabeth II's appearance in 'Paddington in Peru' about?
10:10–1:09:18
Speakers
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