Chapter 1: What is the 2025 Word of the Year according to Dictionary.com?
I sound amazing. Welcome back to the toast. It's Conrad Fisher, and I'm here with my brother, who's a little bitch, Jer. Fuck you. You're so my girl. And Belly, who's got her belly out. Like, hey, Belly, how you doing? Oh, I'm doing good. Oh, my name is Belly Conklin. Oh, and I'm here with my boyfriend. With my boyfriend, Conrad and Jeremiah. My two brother boyfriends. I'm Billy with my Billy.
I'm Billy with my Billy. Billy, how you doing? I'm doing great.
Chapter 2: What relationship update do Megan Thee Stallion and Klay Thompson share?
Oh, it is our first Toast and Weed without Jackie. We must honor our fallen sister. She is not here on her maternity leave. Laurel, we miss you. Laurel.
Chapter 3: What did Maks Chmerkovskiy apologize for regarding Jan Ravnik?
Oh, by the way, Jackie's so Laurel. We all agree, right? Or Savannah. Oh, by the way, Savannah has never seen the show. Who's Laurel? That's your mom.
Chapter 4: What reunion did Ashley Tisdale have with Kenny Ortega at DWTS?
Oh, that's my mom. She's really like strict. That was supposed to be my mother-in-law. Right, right. But Jer. But Connie. Jer. Connie. Jer.
Chapter 5: Why is Jesse Eisenberg donating his kidney to a stranger?
Connie had to take her because Connie has to get everything and I can't have anything. You want men, you want women, you want belly, please. No, belly was mine. Okay, let's talk about how fucking funny we all look. Okay, first of all, honorable mention to Margot's hair. You look amazing. Thank you so much. I'm trying to figure out who you look like, though. You look amazing.
I mean, I look like Ellen. You look like Ellen. With a mole. You look like Ellen. You look like... Is there a reason we didn't get a longer wig for him? It's not about the wig. The wig is long. Ben's head is huge. So it like makes it look taller. Who do you think I look like? I don't know. I just want to say Ben is wearing, you look like Ina. Ina. And Margot, you look like.
Like Ned's declassified. No, you look like Jeremiah. Like you look just like him. I feel like I have to be like this with my eyes the whole time. Yes. You kind of look like Annie. Yes. That's what it is. You look like Annie. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, you look like Annie. Yes. So Mrs. Doubtfire Fisher Conklin is joining us here today. Garten. Thank you for having me. You're welcome.
And again, so worth mentioning, Ben has never seen the show. I know you know the general premise. By the way, I wanted to see the show just so everybody doesn't think I'm like a hater, but this was a show that you just like would watch without me. I would come in, I'd pop in, but I'm like five episodes. Oh, this is multiple seasons? Yes. How many seasons? I read the books too. Got it. Okay.
And also you wouldn't like the show. Sorry, like it's for girls. You don't think so? It's so, no, he would think it is so stupid. Lame, yeah. I would be, like, embarrassed to watch it with you. It's one of those shows, you know? You think? Yeah. But, like, I like those shows. You do, but, like, let me tell you, like, you would really. I watched Sabrina the Teenage Witch, the reboot on CW.
I didn't even know there was one. He watched it without me. Alone. I mean, in this day and age. The reboot. Oh, I didn't know. What's her name? What is that girl? Kiernan Shipka. Oh, I like her. Kiernan. Kiernan. Kiernan. Kiernan. Peter and then Shipka. Belly is not. Belly is. Margot, what are you doing? Didn't I see an episode where Belly was in France? Yes. So you're not giving French Belly.
You're giving American Belly. No, this is a French Belly. Well, the wig is kind of giving French Belly. I can't stop looking at Margot. Margot, why are you doing that? Because Jeremiah does that? He's like so annoying with his blue eyes. By the way, Margot, you are Jeremiah. Annoying with your blue eyes. Like, seriously? Like, you insult my dog on Monday. You talk bad. Jeremiah Fisher on Friday?
Like, seriously? What's next? No, I'm sorry. I mean just that you, like, look a lot like him, and you both have, like, an annoying— I have his attributes, for sure. And you have annoying things, like, about your blue eyes, both of you. This is a tough seat. I told you that's a tough seat because, like, you're going back and forth. This is a tough seat. You okay? I'm okay.
well happy halloween everyone hope you guys have fun plans for the weekend we will be weaving in and out of the fisher conklin clan but we are here to do a job today which is the fast five stories you both i know you didn't join me this week margaret and margo let's talk about how like you i was the villain and you were the hero after monday's episode like and i know you lived for it and i was ready for like the comments to eat you up not me getting eaten up what do you what do you have to say
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