You Try Bein' a TV Recapper For A Day: Monday, March 10th, 2025
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We'll start your day off swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to, oh my, not my hands. They're just hands. Welcome back to the toast. Happy Monday. Oh my God. The bitch is back. Yeah, that's right. School's in session. Ms. Trunchable has returned, everybody. Back to four minute and 30 second ad breaks. Back to basics, bitch, okay?
It's so true. Back to the embargo of With Love, Megan. Back to standard ad reads that are in 15 minutes.
Yeah, sorry about that, guys. I left school for one day and the substitute teachers took over. And nice to know what goes on behind the scenes without me. And it's nice to know how integral I am to getting this show up and off the ground. The kids were wild and out. I was, first of all, editing the episode. So I'm watching you two slander my roles and my good name. Everybody's like, and then I posted, oh, we need more Ben. We love Ben.
I mean, that's just par for the course. Whenever there's a guest co-host, it's like, he should do it every day. Well, then one of us is out of a job. What are you saying? Like, that's just impossible. But I'm glad you guys liked the episode. We had a lot of fun. I hadn't podcasted with one Jewish in a while. So we had a lot to catch up on and there were a lot of good like topics for us to chat on, especially because food has really been in the news. And he is kind of the voice you want to hear from when talking about food.
I do want to clarify just like one thing my husband said, which, you know, your husband goes on a podcast and talks and you only have one clarification. I think he did a very good job. I never said he couldn't talk about the frames. It's not like I was sick Friday morning. I'm like, I need you to fill in for me. Don't talk about the frames. That's not at all what happened. When we were building this set, Ben was obviously like coming with me and I was showing him pictures of the progress. And he was like, do you feel like the frames are a little and it started to say stuff. And I'm like, shut up. Shut up. That's when I told him he couldn't say anything about the frames.
So it's not that his publicist told him not to comment on it. It's that his wife told him to shut up.
Yeah, but not, like he made it seem like I told him to shut up in regards to Friday's episode. Got it. No, no.
Okay, thank you for the clarification.
He's working off of old information. Yeah.
Thank you for that. No, it was a jolly good time. I also feel like selfishly he wanted no frames because that way he could use the studio more and it not be so girly. Like he could use it for good guys. If there were no frames, we'd just look like any old podcast studio. That's the point.
That's the point. That kind of sets us apart.
That's why we have our frames in which to frame ourselves and frame the narrative.
We need to reframe the energy.
We do. So I feel like he was coming from a selfish place and making it more gender neutral.
I could definitely see that being the reality. Speaking of selfish, he got me sick. I wasn't here on Friday. You guys, I'm back. I'm so much better.
He did own up to that and anoint himself the weenie of the week for doing such a thing.
I saw. That was very sweet. And let me tell you, because, like, when he went off to work, I was so mad. Like, I – you know, I hate to miss work.
It's kind of like he did it on purpose to you, sir.
Yeah. Yeah. Because I – first, nobody likes being sick, but, oh, my God, this is my first time being sick pregnant. Like, I – If you would have told me like the biggest physical pain I would have from being like flu like with the with pregnancy would be the pain in my knees. Like you feel it differently. Like it was so crazy. It was really, really bad. So when he went off, I was so fucking mad. I'm like, he didn't take the cough seriously. He didn't leave the marital bed. And then I'm editing the episode and I'm like, oh, I wonder who his queenie was because I told him to prepare one. And it was like so sweet. So it was he phoned it in. It was strategic. It was strategic. So I'm like, I am a warrior. Yes, I am.
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