The William Montgomery Show
Redban | The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket Ep. 177
24 Apr 2025
William Montgomery is back for more stiff riffs! It’s The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket! 🎯 Join our Patreon and become a Mercenary, Child Soldier, or Bounty Hunter. YOU choose your path, but watch out for the mole! No one escapes the mole! Plus find out when you can watch LIVE/thewilliammontgomeryshow ★ Watch new episodes of The William Montgomery Show with Casey Rocket on YouTube every Wednesday at 8:30 PM Central William Montgomery📷 Instagram: /william.f.montgomery1🥃 Cameo: https://www.cameo.com/williammontgomery👕 Merch: https://william-montgomery-town.creator-spring.com/📧 Email: [email protected]☎️ Voicemail: 1 (737) 471-1098 Casey Rocket📷 Instagram: /caseyrocket🕸️ Website: http://www.CaseyRocketComedy.com💬 Patreon: /caseyrocket📽️ YouTube: @CaseyRocket👕 Merch: https://rawpaw.ink/search?q=casey+rocket+&options%5Bprefix%5D=last ★★★ ★ The William Montgomery Show on ALL Major Audio Platforms!♦ Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast...♦ Spotify Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/6SJj2pP... ★ For More William Montgomery and Casey Rocket, check out ‘Kill Tony’ live every Monday at The Comedy Mother Ship in Austin TX and on YouTube: @KillTony ★ Original cover art illustration by Ryan J. Ebelt: https://ryanjebelt.com ★ Recorded in Austin Texas at Record ATX. ★ Send your letters & packages to:♦ P.O. Box 40316 Austin, TX 78704 ★ The William Montgomery Show is produced by William Montgomery William F Montgomery is an American stand-up comedian. A native of Memphis Tennessee, William now resides in Austin, Texas. Under the tutelage of a top young rising comedian, Tony Hinchcliffe, & Brian ‘The Podfather’ Redban, William has become a fan favorite & the longest serving Kill Tony Regular. William has performed in front of comedy icons such as Joe Rogan, Whitney Cummings, Russell Peters, Tiffany Haddish, Doug Stanhope, Tim Dillon, Doug Benson, Donnell Rawlings, Jeff Ross, Dane Cook, Tom Segura, Bert Kreischer, Ron White, Ari Shaffir, Big Jay Oakerson, Luis J Gomez, Dan Soder, Jim Gaffigan, Andrew Santino, Dom Irrera, Steve Simone, Brian Holtzman, Sal Vulcano, Ian Edwards, Greg Fitzsimmons, Shane Gillis, Kyle Dunnigan, Ms. Pat, Josh Potter, Mark Normand, Ryan Sickler, Eddie Pepitone, Josh Wolf, Moshe Kasher, Bonnie McFarlane, Steve Lee, Adam Ray, Andrew Shultz, Pauly Shore, Bob Saget, Michael Rapaport & Don Barris. Montgomery has garnered many monikers over the years: The Big Red Machine, The Vanilla Gorilla, The Memphis Madman, The Tennessee Tickler, The Strawberry Twist & The Raisin-Bread Kid. William regularly opens for Joe Rogan in the Austin area. Along with David Lucas, William has previously hosted ‘Brothers in Cursive’ & ‘Are We Really Brothers’. William has appeared on podcast such as ‘Jeremiah Wonders with Jeremiah Watkins’, ‘Unlicensed Therapy with Ari Mannis’, ‘Dead Air with Brian Holtzman’, ‘Shenk with Sara Weinshenk’ & ‘The Fat Pessimist with David Lucas’. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Full Episode
Recorded live in Austin, Texas, USA. It's the William Montgomery Show. Starring William Montgomery and the devious Casey Rockett. With the Tony Chin Orchestra. The William Montgomery Jr. Dancers. As always, William is joined by the lovely Erica. I'm Casey Rockett. And now here he is, the big red machine, the Memphis Strangler, William Montgomery.
We had a dude that painted my parents' house when I was growing up who wore this 3-6 Mafia jacket, and he was brothers with, I think, Juicy J. Oh, I love Juicy J. I know. There was a 3-6 Mafia connection, the guy who was painting my parents' house a gray color.
You know, my house has this weird paint, and it's like a textured paint, and it's kind of like a gray color. Yeah. And it sucks because if you sneeze or you flick water on it, it kind of leaves like a stain forever. What?
That's horrible.
And then if you try to wash it off, then it takes the paint off, the textured paint off. It is the worst paint ever. Oh, my gosh. You can't do anything. So there's like... There's parts where you sneeze and you say, oh, I accidentally sneezed on the wall and it's there forever.
Oh, my gosh.
Is this in all of your rooms of your house? And so like it's it's a nightmare.
What is it?
It's it's like imagine like textured like they take a sponge like that look where they're like going like this all over the wall. But then it's such a light color, like a taupe. That it collects anything and you can't clean it because then it just ruins the wall. Like it just starts flaking off and stuff. And it's throughout the whole entire house.
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