Nobody Knows What A Coincidence Is

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Ryan Jon 0:00
I told my coworker that my sister has a new boyfriend. His name is Alan. And the lady at work goes, my grandson, guess what his name is?
Unknown 0:10
Alan?
Ryan Jon 0:11
No, but his friend has a dog called Alan.
Unknown 0:15
Hi, I'm Courtney from Buckeye, Arizona in the US. Hey, I'm Holly. I'm from Brisbane, Vegas. Hi, I'm Al from Redditch, England. And I approve this podcast.
Ryan Jon 0:27
welcome to the tony and ryan podcast my name is ryan this is dr author best-selling dr author tony lodge and i was gonna say i have to make an apology i think it's on behalf of both of us no
Toni Lodge 0:48
i didn't do anything unless it's to me
Ryan Jon 0:52
We made an outrageous claim that London needs to lift because they don't have drive-through McDonald's.
Toni Lodge 0:58
We did both say that.
Ryan Jon 0:59
Yeah.
Toni Lodge 0:59
We did both say that.
Ryan Jon 1:00
Because we never saw any.
Toni Lodge 1:01
We didn't see any. And because we heard from the type that just got their license and we were like, there's no drive-through McDonald's.
Ryan Jon 1:09
Where are your McDonald's for plurals? It doesn't roll off the tongue. McDonald's-ies? Maccas-es?
Toni Lodge 1:16
Well, yeah.
Ryan Jon 1:16
I was about to say,
Toni Lodge 1:17
well, we say Maccas. I'm like, that still doesn't really make sense. Oh, there's a few Maccas on the way.
Ryan Jon 1:22
No. It's a double S's.
Toni Lodge 1:24
There's a few Maccas on the way. That doesn't sound right either. There's a few Mickey D's on the way. That sounds
Ryan Jon 1:30
okay. That's fine.
Toni Lodge 1:31
We did say that because, remember, I pitched an idea of an underground through that you
Ryan Jon 1:38
get. Yeah, on the train. The
Toni Lodge 1:39
next train stop, they go, like, next station, Maccas.
Ryan Jon 1:43
Or do you order at one, pay at the next, collect at the one after?
What?
Toni Lodge 1:49
That is so funny.
Ryan Jon 1:50
Thank you.
Toni Lodge 1:50
And visually
Ryan Jon 1:51
hilarious. And practical,
Toni Lodge 1:52
yeah. And that we need to make that skit. We're going back to London.
Ryan Jon 1:55
Yeah.
Toni Lodge 1:55
Yesterday we were going to North California and now we're going to London.
Ryan Jon 1:58
Although what happens when the nuggets aren't ready and they go, can you just pull over to the sign? And you go, no. No. Is everyone fine with that? Yeah,
Toni Lodge 2:06
does everyone mind if we just fuck you guys up for a bit? And someone goes, I didn't order anything. I don't want to.
Ryan Jon 2:12
Tapa Millie says, I confirm we do have drive-thru McDonald's in London. Do you? I know this because I tried to walk through one at 3 a.m. the other night and those motherfuckers wouldn't serve me on foot in a drive-thru. They don't like that. Me drunk walking is safer than me drink driving.
Toni Lodge 2:29
Well, I mean, you do have a point.
Ryan Jon 2:32
You do have a great point. Yeah, and
Toni Lodge 2:33
you absolutely should never drink drive,
Ryan Jon 2:35
but a drink
Toni Lodge 2:36
walk.
Ryan Jon 2:37
I think they can both be dangerous, but one is still significantly more dangerous. You know what I mean?
Toni Lodge 2:42
But is a drink walker dangerous in the wrong scenario?
Ryan Jon 2:45
Mate, again, they are dangerous.
Toni Lodge 2:49
Yeah, yep. I don't really know why you can't walk through or drive through.
Ryan Jon 2:55
Like,
Toni Lodge 2:55
I actually don't understand the logistics of it.
Ryan Jon 2:58
I tried to go through in a BMX when I was 15. Dope. They, well, not according to them. They didn't like that. You
Toni Lodge 3:04
can go through on a horse.
Ryan Jon 3:05
I was about to say the horse has been, I've heard a horse has been turned down. Oh,
Toni Lodge 3:09
I thought a horse was all G. Sorry. No?
Ryan Jon 3:15
No, my brain just went G-force, horse power, and just got confused.
Toni Lodge 3:19
G-horse.
Ryan Jon 3:21
How many Gs is that? One horsepower?
Toni Lodge 3:23
Oh, the horse files. You go, oh, G-horse.
Ryan Jon 3:27
Can we get confirmation on the horse?
Toni Lodge 3:29
Yeah, can you go?
Charles 3:30
Yes, the horse was allowed.
Toni Lodge 3:32
Can you trot
Charles 3:32
through? Was. Yeah, so this was the horse here and it was able to order.
Ryan Jon 3:37
Oh, Goo Gong. Great place to get a homeland package.
Unknown 3:44
Yeah, they let the horsey through. Do you have the twist? Do you have the twist?
Ryan Jon 3:50
Got any hay?
Unknown 3:52
Otherwise vanilla will do.
Toni Lodge 3:54
They're talking about the chocolate. That's what I was talking about
Unknown 3:55
the
Toni Lodge 3:55
other day. The chocolate and vanilla swirl. They're not doing that anymore.
Unknown 3:59
Thank you.
Ryan Jon 4:00
Oh, little horsey.
Unknown 4:01
The answer is yes. McDonald's at Goo Gone will serve you. Cool. They might put a rule into it now, realising that horses are coming through, but hey, for now they serve.
Toni Lodge 4:10
They soft serve. That's good. Thanks. So there
Unknown 4:17
are
Toni Lodge 4:17
drive-thrus in London.
Unknown 4:20
Yep.
Toni Lodge 4:21
Well, fuck divine, I've seen one. So
Ryan Jon 4:27
we've just been to Google and
Toni Lodge 4:28
I have turned into an Australian woman.
Ryan Jon 4:31
Have you looked at the house and land packages in Goongong?
Toni Lodge 4:33
No, I haven't, but should we?

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