Nobody Knows What A Coincidence Is
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I told my coworker that my sister has a new boyfriend. His name is Alan. And the lady at work goes, my grandson, guess what his name is?
Alan?
No, but his friend has a dog called Alan.
Hi, I'm Courtney from Buckeye, Arizona in the US. Hey, I'm Holly. I'm from Brisbane, Vegas. Hi, I'm Al from Redditch, England. And I approve this podcast.
welcome to the tony and ryan podcast my name is ryan this is dr author best-selling dr author tony lodge and i was gonna say i have to make an apology i think it's on behalf of both of us no
i didn't do anything unless it's to me
We made an outrageous claim that London needs to lift because they don't have drive-through McDonald's.
We did both say that.
Yeah.
We did both say that.
Because we never saw any.
We didn't see any. And because we heard from the type that just got their license and we were like, there's no drive-through McDonald's.
Where are your McDonald's for plurals? It doesn't roll off the tongue. McDonald's-ies? Maccas-es?
Well, yeah.
I was about to say,
well, we say Maccas. I'm like, that still doesn't really make sense. Oh, there's a few Maccas on the way.
No. It's a double S's.
There's a few Maccas on the way. That doesn't sound right either. There's a few Mickey D's on the way. That sounds
okay. That's fine.
We did say that because, remember, I pitched an idea of an underground through that you
get. Yeah, on the train. The
next train stop, they go, like, next station, Maccas.
Or do you order at one, pay at the next, collect at the one after?
What?
That is so funny.
Thank you.
And visually
hilarious. And practical,
yeah. And that we need to make that skit. We're going back to London.
Yeah.
Yesterday we were going to North California and now we're going to London.
Although what happens when the nuggets aren't ready and they go, can you just pull over to the sign? And you go, no. No. Is everyone fine with that? Yeah,
does everyone mind if we just fuck you guys up for a bit? And someone goes, I didn't order anything. I don't want to.
Tapa Millie says, I confirm we do have drive-thru McDonald's in London. Do you? I know this because I tried to walk through one at 3 a.m. the other night and those motherfuckers wouldn't serve me on foot in a drive-thru. They don't like that. Me drunk walking is safer than me drink driving.
Well, I mean, you do have a point.
You do have a great point. Yeah, and
you absolutely should never drink drive,
but a drink
walk.
I think they can both be dangerous, but one is still significantly more dangerous. You know what I mean?
But is a drink walker dangerous in the wrong scenario?
Mate, again, they are dangerous.
Yeah, yep. I don't really know why you can't walk through or drive through.
Like,
I actually don't understand the logistics of it.
I tried to go through in a BMX when I was 15. Dope. They, well, not according to them. They didn't like that. You
can go through on a horse.
I was about to say the horse has been, I've heard a horse has been turned down. Oh,
I thought a horse was all G. Sorry. No?
No, my brain just went G-force, horse power, and just got confused.
G-horse.
How many Gs is that? One horsepower?
Oh, the horse files. You go, oh, G-horse.
Can we get confirmation on the horse?
Yeah, can you go?
Yes, the horse was allowed.
Can you trot
through? Was. Yeah, so this was the horse here and it was able to order.
Oh, Goo Gong. Great place to get a homeland package.
Yeah, they let the horsey through. Do you have the twist? Do you have the twist?
Got any hay?
Otherwise vanilla will do.
They're talking about the chocolate. That's what I was talking about
the
other day. The chocolate and vanilla swirl. They're not doing that anymore.
Thank you.
Oh, little horsey.
The answer is yes. McDonald's at Goo Gone will serve you. Cool. They might put a rule into it now, realising that horses are coming through, but hey, for now they serve.
They soft serve. That's good. Thanks. So there
are
drive-thrus in London.
Yep.
Well, fuck divine, I've seen one. So
we've just been to Google and
I have turned into an Australian woman.
Have you looked at the house and land packages in Goongong?
No, I haven't, but should we?
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