Night nurses, gym drama & throwing iPads out the window
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
I have a question.
What milestone is Tate experiencing in her parenting journey?
What? And this is for the group. Okay.
How have Matt Damon and Ben Affleck influenced views on Netflix and filmmaking?
Sweatpants. Are sweatpants back? Did they ever leave?
What parenting hack do they use for Friday nights?
I just did a big sweatpants order. They're the only pants that I'm actually comfortable in.
In the winter, I think they're always back. And I think that they never left.
I did a big Nordstrom's Elwood Hall.
Yeah, I think they left in your mind, maybe.
Does that make sense? Nordstrom's Elwood Hall.
Yeah, you bought Elwood from Nordstrom. And the hall was the purchase. Yep, and you did a hall.
Big sale.
You can do an unboxing.
What is the debate about drying off after a shower?
Did you get three sweatsuits?
I did three sweatsuits, a couple shirts. 90% of the order was pickup, and then 10% is being shipped.
What home updates are being made, including a haunted light?
You're going to pick up? Yeah. I wanted it for this weekend, so I kind of got it this afternoon.
And you got some things to return. Because we have this big winter storm coming.
Allegedly. Allegedly. But this is big. Why are winter storms such a big deal in Texas and not a big deal... in so many other parts of the country. Growing up, I never had to turn my faucet on overnight so that way things didn't freeze. What does Canada do to prevent the freezing? Or New York do to prevent the faucet freezing? Texas doesn't have.
He has told us this before. I mean, things are just built differently.
But what is the mechanism?
Like our pipes are on the outside of our house, but you told us this. Texas is just built a little differently.
They don't salt the roads. Yeah, we don't have salt trucks. But salting the road I can get. I can totally understand that.
What is the plan for hiring a night nurse for baby #2?
My question is the pipes. Why are these pipes freezing in Texas and they're not freezing in Massachusetts, New York? Excuse me? What do you mean?
Massa... Toosis.
Why is buying kids' clothes for their future age considered a scam?
One more time? How do you say it? I don't know. Massachusetts?
That's what I just said.
You were trying to say the state? The state, Massachusetts. Oh, wow. I thought you were saying a city in New York.
No. Massachusetts. Massachusetts. Okay.
I went to lunch yesterday with two fellow Canadians, and we had a whole pronunciation chat. Well, do we have the... I don't think, who cares?
I care. Jules, stop. Who cares? I'm genuinely wondering, why am I being told that I need to run the faucets? I'm a big water conservationist.
Due to a combination of shallow burial depths. So Texas, it's less than a foot. Also, lack of insulation in Texas homes. And also, the pipes are made to handle higher temperatures because it gets so hot here versus lower temperatures.
That makes sense. So we use different pipes, and they're not as deep.
Well, that makes a lot of sense because I'm sure pipes have to pick. Are you going to withstand heat or are you going to withstand freezing? And obviously in Texas, they have to withstand over a hundred degree weather for a lot of the time. It makes that to me makes a lot of sense.
Okay.
Okay. Let's start ready. Yes. Welcome back to another episode of two parents in a podcast. Um, the painters at our house, because we have finished. The nursery, the stripes are up and we're moving on to the playroom. Frank, phenomenal job. Frank, a round of applause for Frank. Also, off the top, what we would like to say is what, Harrison? Subscribe and send the episodes to a friend. please what i like why don't you say please i'm the manners person and i don't know why i don't but you're not a big please and thank you list no no i am a very like i at a at a hoot somebody asked me today he said you don't have to say please every time i come over and thank you at a at a restaurant my manners at a restaurant don't you dare even tell me they're not top tier i i
I've noticed a gap in please and thank yous. We just saw it. Like we literally, I didn't just make this up. If you're asking someone to like and subscribe, I think it's like, hey, you know, this would mean a lot to me because, you know, it's my requested push present. And thank you so much for subscribing and listening and...
Why are you acting like you have all these manners just because we're recording?
I'm a big manners guy.
You're not. I think if we took a poll in the room, I would win the manners award.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:01
2
What milestone is Tate experiencing in her parenting journey?
0:01–0:04
3
How have Matt Damon and Ben Affleck influenced views on Netflix and filmmaking?
0:04–0:09
4
What parenting hack do they use for Friday nights?
0:09–0:38
5
What is the debate about drying off after a shower?
0:38–0:45
6
What home updates are being made, including a haunted light?
0:45–1:44
7
What is the plan for hiring a night nurse for baby #2?
1:44–1:59
8
Why is buying kids' clothes for their future age considered a scam?
1:59–1:03:42
Speakers
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