Posting kids online, stocks for christmas presents & this time last year
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What was last year's Christmas like for Harrison and Alex?
And I've been thinking a lot about this. Okay. If you committed your full day to making sure your three-month-old doesn't cry or limiting their amount of cries, what's the least amount of cries you think you could get?
you really got to be on offense and know she's going to get hungry, you know, and feed her the bottle beforehand and burp her. And, and if you do all of those things, maybe the least amount is nine, 10, You know, you got to hope nobody drops loud noises. No, nothing breaks.
So, so here's what I was thinking. I was thinking like, what are the main reasons why, why three month old cries, right? Or why, why she cries. So obviously like hunger is one. So I think you nailed like just being on the offense. Two is diaper. So I think if you're committing to this, you, you got to go no diaper for the day.
Oh, no, no, no. I don't agree.
No, because that way you see it happen, you clean it up right away, and you're moving forward.
Should you get gifts for a newborn?
What are you seeing it in?
You're going to get dirty. But you're getting dirty to avoid the cry.
No, no, no. No, sir.
She would not cry. A baby wouldn't cry if they went to the bathroom on you.
Okay, I'll debunk that after.
Then burping I was really confused about because I noticed that when I'm feeding her and I stop the feed because she's so hungry and she starts burping, and you start burping her, she cries. Mm-hmm. Versus if I don't burp her, I feel like she doesn't cry, but she'll just throw up. So I think burping leads to more crying. So I don't know. I think I could do under five.
What are the best gifts to give a baby?
Honestly, I think I could do three. I would try to do zero. I think I could firmly do under three.
Harrison tried this the other day. He was like, I'm trying to go the whole day without her crying. But sometimes when you change your diaper, she just cries because she's cold.
Oh, but that was the other thing. So I was thinking about all the things. So she gets cold. Make the house really hot.
I do agree with that. I think it's cute that you want her to go the whole day without crying. But I just think her crying is a way of telling us things too. So it's okay.
But can we... I think that's exactly my point. Can we predict what she wants before she tells us? That's the challenge you're kind of going through.
Yeah. Can we change her diaper ahead of time?
Or just not let her wear a diaper. She just doesn't wear a diaper.
I saw on Instagram this girl had like a really mini pot that what what stopped me from scrolling was the caption said my two-month-old has only pooped in a diaper one time and I thought what so I watched the video and it was this like little potty and she had her baby sitting on and it was going in the bathroom in it and she was like look I already I already potty trained my baby and That's ridiculous. It was absurd. People were just like, change the diaper. Do less. Do less. I hated it. I hated it. So... Yeah. Yeah. I'm not for it.
But do we think it's possible to go a full day with a three month old without them crying once?
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What was last year's Christmas like for Harrison and Alex?
1:08–2:15
2
Should you get gifts for a newborn?
2:15–2:57
3
What are the best gifts to give a baby?
2:57–5:23
4
What parenting fails did we experience this week?
5:23–6:39
5
How do we feel about posting kids online?
6:39–12:05
6
What are our Christmas plans this year?
12:05–54:09
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