Does Cheating Justify Public Humiliation?
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Emily doesn't charge her phone, which I find insane.
That's kind of hot. Could die at any minute.
It just doesn't give a shit.
I have friends where their phone's always dead, and I'm kind of like, imagine just being that, like, not, like, confident to just be like, if someone needs to reach me, that's their problem.
You're so right. Dying phone is hot girl shit. Even the look of it. We got on a plane, and I pull out two chargers. I'm like, one for you, one for me. Like, I'm the dad. I'm Danny Tanner.
Okay.
She's cool girl. Oh, I guess I could charge it.
Yeah. I don't really care. If it was me and my phone, I'd be like, thank you so much.
Right.
Hello and welcome back to the Friday Feels episode of the UF Podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham.
And I am Jared Freed. It is so good to be back here with you, Jordana. Our opening is all over the place today.
Still reeling from your, I think we're both still reeling from your honor that you got during our last recording.
That's why if you're watching on YouTube, I was on the phone when we started. I'm like trying to figure out the name of it. So I was honored. If you didn't listen to Wednesday's episode, I was given the George A. Dennett Distinguished Career Award. And it recognizes accomplished alumni from Needham High School who have made significant societal contributions.
Wow. That makes you sound like you like the cure for polio. Right.
Well, listen to my group. Suni Williams, who went to space. Me, who talks about farts. Who takes up space. Charlie Baker, I think he was the mayor of Boston. Wow. I got to call my parents. Let's call them in real time. We wanted to save this to call my parents to see. And let me just warn you.
Do you think your parents would be more excited about this or if you said you were engaged?
Engaged. My parents, let me just warn you, have been on one. They've been, for whatever reason, they're on a vacation. They're at Vero Beach. They're on the beach. Every text with them has been bizarre. My dad made a proclamation. He's like, I'm cheering against the U.S. men's soccer team. Yikes. Anti-America. Weird stuff. They're sending me pictures of the person climbing the Empire State Building. Well, that's normal. So who should I call, my mom or my dad? I think they're not going to buy it.
How did Jared break the big award news to his parents on speakerphone?
They're going to tell me this bullshit.
What award did Jared receive and what does it signify to Needham High?
Who would be less proud? My dad. Okay, then call your dad. Let's call my dad. That's probably the better reaction, the person who's less impressed.
Wow. Does not pick up as fast as your mom. My mom, half a ring. Maybe they're back already. They have been, like, the last couple days, just like... Hi. Now, Dad, you're on the podcast. I want to let you know. Hello. Welcome.
Fantastic. That's really exciting.
You're excited?
He has exciting news. Oh, yeah.
You're on the Florida Turnpike now.
Oh, thank you. So we're all in very important places. Yes. I have... Your mama! Oh, mom's on the phone, too. Good. I got you both. Are you guys ready for some news? Guess what the news is.
What?
Guess what the news is that I'm calling you with. Because I just received...
I would say you want to tell me that your brother's trying to get pregnant. No. Trying to get pregnant?
What do you think, they call me before having sex?
What were Jared's parents' first reactions and surprising guesses?
Why would you be the one to tell me? That's what we understand. They're giving it a go. Okay, well, I'm happy for them. That's not what this call is about. I'm not calling you to let you know Harry and Ruthie are fucking without protection.
What are you doing on October 3rd?
What's that?
What are you doing on October 3rd?
No, October 30th. What are you doing on October 30th? The night before Halloween.
That October 30th, that's the cruise. No.
No, is it?
That's the day we like, it's trick-or-treating.
Right, well, it's Halloween, so I want to let you know, I have been, I just found out that I have received the George A. Dennett Distinguished Career Award from Needham High School, recognizing accomplished alumni who have made significant societal contributions.
That's unbelievable. And who have you beat out?
Guess who I beat out? Allie Raisman. Well, that's a little ridiculous.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–2:23
2
How did Jared break the big award news to his parents on speakerphone?
2:23–2:24
3
What award did Jared receive and what does it signify to Needham High?
2:24–3:43
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What were Jared's parents' first reactions and surprising guesses?
3:43–35:17
Speakers
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