Is Fourth Of July The Best Weekend To Meet Someone?

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What plans do Jared and Jordana have for Fourth of July weekend?

Jared Freed 0:00
when we come to your place on the fourth.
Jordana Abraham 0:02
I have been thinking of like what the other.
Jared Freed 0:04
What will we do if there's no alcohol?
Jordana Abraham 0:06
Right.
Jared Freed 0:07
And you can have as many drinks as you want. I'm game to sit out at a pool, but then what if it rains? The fear of any trip. We'll have to play some games. We got to find some. I'll come with games in mind. You have games?
Jordana Abraham 0:21
We have a lot of big games.
Jared Freed 0:23
Do we have a pool game?
Jordana Abraham 0:25
I'll have to think of it. Marco Polo? Hello, and welcome back to the Friday Feels episode of the UF Podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham.
Jared Freed 0:35
And I am Jared Freed. So good to be back here with you, Jordana. Happy 4th of July, the 250th year of our great country.
Jordana Abraham 0:45
Wow. 250. Happy birthday, America. Happy birthday. I love it. I've already got my baby July 4th outfits. Regalia. Yes. Even Ron has a little handkerchief. A little chief.

What funny story does Jared share about a wedding guest?

Jared Freed 1:00
Yeah. On Ronnie. On Ronnie. I'm going to have to think of what I'm going to wear. My big Uncle Sam top hat. There you go. 250 years. We did it. We did it. We're here. We still are. They said it never was going to happen, and now we're here. America. I think this is a great single day, great single weekend. Oh, yeah. This is the weekend. It's fun. It's like multi-days. Go to a party. Multiple days. Go to a party. Go hang with friends. This is the time to, I would say, first and foremost, it's not about meeting someone new. It's about letting the people in your life know that you're out there. I'm looking. Right. I'm single. Look how fun I am. Look at this is you. And again, your married friends, your relationship friends, they're judging whether they want to hang out with you and whoever you end up with.
Jared Freed 1:53
That's true. Do we need this? We want this. You think this miserable sack is going to be made any better from a boyfriend or a girlfriend?
Jordana Abraham 2:02
No. Yeah, well, I mean, it's interesting because it's like when you're single, it's just like there's only... And you meet up with a friend. It's you and the friend.
Jared Freed 2:09
Right.
Jordana Abraham 2:10
When you're in a couple, you have to figure out if the couple energy is there.
Jared Freed 2:13
Totally. And again, it's like with flying. I always take the first flight out to get rid of variables. Right. So if you're miserable... whoever you end up with is going to be a miserable head. That's true. So one of the variables is gone.
Jordana Abraham 2:31
Not only though, sometimes one is cool and the other one is not, and you're like, how did this happen?
Jared Freed 2:35
Totally. But I don't think you hang out with them retrospectively. If you're in front of it with the single friend who's like, hey, I'm coming over, I'm bringing over... some champagne for the 4th of July. Let's celebrate 250. You're like, this person, whoever they end up with is going to be great because they're great. You would hope. You would hope. Not always the case. Yeah, not always, but that's the, who gets fixed up in that scenario?
Jordana Abraham 3:03
Right.
Jared Freed 3:03
You know, is it the person with sparklers on the 4th and like, let's, you know, play the game and let's do the, you know, the fun pool game and let's do the, you know, the 4th of July stupidity.

Is sending a hotter guy to pick up your stuff after a breakup petty or genius?

Jared Freed 3:16
Let me take a hot dog and eat it without chewing. You know, like all that shit. Yeah. You know, like you go, that's the person I'm thinking of when I hear I got a single friend. The 4th of July offers events and parties everywhere. Go. I know maybe. I mean, honestly, if we have to force you to go, maybe. Yeah. I don't know. You a hot dog guy? Hamburger guy? Love a hot dog. You're more a hot dog? I'm more a hot dog guy than a hamburger guy. Okay. I'm more a spicy Italian sausage with onions and peppers guy.
Jordana Abraham 3:45
I am excited for you to come stay then. That is Mike's jam.
Jared Freed 3:48
Oh, that is my favorite thing in the world. Get excited. The smell of a hot Italian sausage. With onions and peppers. That to me is an aphrodisiac.
Jordana Abraham 4:00
That is like Mike's go-to.
Jared Freed 4:02
Really? Yeah. Oh my God, that is.
Jordana Abraham 4:04
Get excited for a weekend of those.
Jared Freed 4:06
Oh, I'll have 80 of them. That's like, you know when they have like Yogi Bear smelling something and he's floating? That would be the smell that would get me to float.
Jordana Abraham 4:15
Amazing. Well, you know what? My house is ready for you.
Jared Freed 4:18
I'm ready.
Jordana Abraham 4:19
I have to tell you something, though, is that the room that you're in has two beds, in case you and Emily have not consummated the relationship.

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