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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
I don't join the ad betches recording. Oh, really? You like literally was like on the mic.
It's interesting how Ciara was saying, like, I call you. I text you. I try to be your friend. Oh, hey, Ron. Oh, my God. Get all up on that mic, Ron. Hey, can you not lick the. Oh, my God. He's so cute. Hi, Ron. Can you hear me? I'm I'm married.
I'm a good person. Stop it. Sorry. And the lot was full.
Ooh, that's a tough moment.
Yeah. So I made my own spot. Made your own spot. I made my own spot. There was, I mean, like I had to get into the city for several recordings.
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Chapter 2: What parking dilemma does Jordana face before recording?
And I guess when you go and you take the 12th. I have a podcast to make. It's an emergency. It's an emergency. This is like when someone's pregnant, they just leave the car in the lot. I needed to talk about this somewhere else reunion. They need me. Wes Wilson will get away with it. You know how there's like MD plates? There should be like a podcast with plates. I agree.
You know, just to make sure.
Absolutely. That diarrhea CEO guy. Oh, yeah. He said that he had two drinks and he couldn't podcast for days. I heard people are making fun of him. To no ends.
Artists working people in America. That's us. Clap for the podcasters at 7 p.m. Yeah, so I'm a little anxious. I'm going to start doing pots and pans for you. That I guess I'm going to get a ticket or my car is going to get towed or something.
When you parked there, you were just like, I guess goodbye to the car?
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Chapter 3: What health milestone does Jared celebrate during the episode?
Well, it's like I have to make the train.
Yeah.
And I'm circling and I'm looking for a spot. And then the train is about to come, so I need to park. And I'm kind of like... Fuck these people, they didn't make enough spots. I have a parking permit. I'm making my own spot.
Well, the permit helps you. I feel like I have a permit.
That should entitle me to park there.
It's not my fault there's no spots. You're in a small town. Yeah. Who are these people? Who's towing a car that lives there to go to work?
Yeah, I'm the most privileged person who's parking there. I'm going in at the 12 p.m. train to go record a podcast.
There is a little piece of this where do you feel when you move to the suburbs that you're like a... I think the change of Manhattan to the suburbs is this idea that my tax money is going to local stuff. Yeah. So you're like... I'm a taxpayer. I'm a taxpayer in this town. For them to take me away is bullshit. I would almost be upset. The police should be working for you is my point.
That's kind of what I was thinking because I was going through this in my head. I was like, are they going to ticket me? Are they going to look and see that I parked? I'm like, I didn't block anyone. I just made a little extra spot. I'm kind of like, it's fucked up. They haven't given me a ticket yet. We'll find out when I go home tonight. My dad did this.
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Chapter 4: How does a gallon jug of water impact a date?
Seriously. Everyone's, all these people are taking public transportation back to, back to pre COVID levels. I've seen.
So it's really busy.
Yeah, a lot of people on the train.
It's also a beautiful day.
I always warn Mike if we go in together, I'm like, we might not be able to sit together. We have to make sure we sit together.
Like the Titanic.
And he's like, I don't know. We'll figure it out. I'll just take whatever seat I see.
How about whoever gets a seat gets one?
He's like every man for himself. I'm like, no, you better tell that person. I'm with my wife. Please move to the other side. My wife needs to sit.
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Chapter 5: What are the effects of GLP-1 medications on dating?
My mom gave the first two braces and then she was like, the rest of your teeth are fine. You're all good. If they're good, you're good. Naomi, second in line, my oldest brother, Adam, both got braces. And then the rest of us magically just didn't need them.
Just didn't need them.
No.
That could have gone in a bad direction because you have nice teeth.
Well, I got my own braces. I had to pay for my own fucking braces. That's how self-made I am.
That sounds horrific.
My own braces with my lisp before while hosting this podcast. No parking spot, your own braces. I know, right?
Rags to riches sale.
Seriously, they should put this in my biopic.
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Chapter 6: How does Jared share his personal GLP-1 experience?
I may have said that.
Some people, why is it me that's the problem? Hey, we don't do that to people is the real, some people don't like that. Some people do like that. then how do I know if you even like me touching your dog too? This is this whole thing of like, well, ask for permission to touch the dog, to pet the dog. Maybe you shouldn't. Now it's some people don't like that. Yeah. I understand.
I understand why that's annoying.
The perspective is skewed. The idea that like, Now I'm this big fucking dickhead. Pruella DeVille. I want to skin it for my jacket.
I've been on the other side, right? I walk Ron around the neighborhood. There's not as many people as New York City. But whenever he sees someone else on the street, there's not like that. It isn't like that crowded. He'll see another person or another dog on the street. He will make a fucking run for it to go run to that. That's why he's on a leash. Some people are like,
Oh, like, let me pet the dog, like whatever. And then some people are like moving to the other side of the street. And so I have said to run, run. Some people don't like that.
How about you have the leash and you yank on it and you go, no, Ron.
Well, some people are like, oh, let him... But doesn't it start with no, Ron, and then I will receive him? Yeah, I mean, if you're a competent parent, which I'm not.
Right, this is my point. This is my point. You admit it. At least I get you to say... I'm incompetent, yes.
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Chapter 7: What challenges arise when discussing GLP-1 on dates?
I should say that to everyone.
Hey, dog, I'm sorry. I'm a bad owner.
I do say that sometimes when I'm trying to pull him and he's not. I'll be like, he really doesn't listen to me. I'm sorry.
That would be... Some people don't like this. Well, I digress.
Sometimes I say, this dog is walking me to lighten the mood.
Right. See, that's fine. I like that. I just don't think... I'll never win this battle. Dog people are continuously going to talk about how some people don't like this and not everyone likes a dog. No, I like dogs. Yeah. I love them.
I fucking love them. We'll find out. Yeah. On Fourth of July weekend, I'm excited to find out just how much you like dogs.
Me and Ron hanging out all day long. Yeah. I have a book out. Yeah. It's called Walking Red Flag. Go buy it, please. I'm doing shows. Speaking of, I'm coming to... Coming to the house. I'm coming. Coming in. I am going to be in Cleveland before I'm there. So I'm going to be in Cleveland, the Hamptons of the Midwest. So I'm going to be in Cleveland. Then I'm coming to West Hampton Beach, Doral.
I'm going to be in Miami, Doral, which is like- It's Doral.
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Chapter 8: How do societal perceptions affect discussions about weight loss?
Right. You're already there.
I'm already.
I've already arrived. Should we do an intro of like I was a bestselling author?
Okay, so let's do, let's put this on the show. By now I'll find out if I'm a New York Times bestselling author.
Yes, sir. Do you want to go, do you want to manifest it and just say you are?
Let's do like in the Michael Scott, The Office, they like did both versions. So let's do a version. Okay, we'll do both. We'll do both.
It's like, remember that, what was that award thing where we had to record an acceptance speech for? I think it was the Webby's or something. Yeah, it was like everyone who was nominated had to record an acceptance speech before they found out they won. And so we've done it like three times. We've never won, but we've had to record. It's almost like torture. It's so stupid. Right?
Thanking them for an award we knew we weren't going to win.
Right.
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