Ep 1028 | Jase Offers a Manhood Test That No One Passes & Stuns a Guy Speechless at Chick-fil-A
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I am unashamed. What about you? Welcome back to Unashamed. We're still in a transitional phase. That's why we're still in the layer. But I did notice the studio is happening. I saw the table. I saw some of the things. I noticed, I don't know who did it. I'm assuming since there are people here from the duck call room that some of our... stuff has wound up in this room. So I don't know if that's temporary, but I know that Duck Car Room didn't win a K-Level award. Well, they may have. No, they did not. They didn't. Not yet. But maybe we could just pass down all our stuff once we've enjoyed it for a while. We could just like a little brother. Not a bad idea. Like a hand-me-down. Let them hold it for a little bit.
I noticed somebody's got it blocked, but the wrestling belt is back there. So they pinched a few of our items for, I guess, their podcast. Yeah, I don't know how that ended up in here. I'll have to do some research on that. Yeah, get right on that, Zach. So last night was Lisa's birthday. Unfortunately, she's in Gulf Shores and I'm here, but we wanted to go out and celebrate because that's what we would have done had she been here. So me and Hawk and Bill and Anna and BK went to one of our favorite restaurants and And so I just put her on speaker phones. I got a table for six and I just laid it there and called her. The waitress came over and I was like, hey, she said, we celebrate these specials. I said, yeah, it's her birthday. And I pointed at the phone. They bring you the creme brulee or Well, she offered to at the end, but I'm trying to do better this year, and so I was like, I can't partake in that. I said, but somebody might could do that.
That's a good illustration in what's wrong with the world. When you're Skyping in to your own birthday party. That's not good.
Well, she was actually at another gathering of friends in Gulf Shores, so it was just a minute, Jase, but it was just kind of a funny – I'd never done that before. So then I get home, and Zach is cooked at my house. And what did you cook, Zach?
I didn't cook that. No, I actually ate at a— Who cooked at the house? My son-in-law.
Oh, your son-in-law. Yeah, he was staying there.
I like your son-in-law. He's a top-notch guy. He's good people. Now, I did a little thing that we like to call canes last night. We don't have one of those in North Carolina, at least where I live.
I thought y'all were working on the girth. I'm working on it. Oh, are you?
Yeah. Well, I went in Rome, you know.
Let's talk about being in Rome. You're in Louisiana. You came from North Carolina. When I walked in, I've been duck hunting since I last saw y'all. Oh, really? I went yesterday afternoon after the pike. You told me you were not going this morning, but you went. Well, I had to because what I saw yesterday afternoon intrigued me. And we were three minutes, three minutes from having one of the greatest duck hunts ever. Three minutes. His legal shooting hours were, it was over at 5.23. Well, at 5.26. You're talking about yesterday. Yesterday. Okay. At 526, the heavens opened as I was walking to go get the rig to pick everybody up. And it just looked like a bunch of bombers invading our duck hole where we were. Mallards?
Mallards. It was the grand passage. It happened yesterday, three minutes after legal shooting hours. How did they know that? You know, dad says they have. It is a full moon. And so they get on this full moon pattern where they become nocturnal. Here's what's interesting. We went out to the hole. I drove my rig out there. About 30 ducks got up. So I thought, well, not much here, but there was 30 here. They leave. We do not see another duck until 5.10. So we only have 13 minutes. At 5.10, I looked out to the south, and I said, those look like mallards, six mallards. And they came, and I said, nobody call. Let's just see what they do. So they started working all around this big field we were hunting. Worked round and round.
And so every time they'd make a turn close to us, I said, the next time they do that, let's everybody call. Because we were in a little bitty tight hole in the corner. So the first time we did it, no response. I thought, well, we're not going to get those. But they came around, did it again. We all called. Well, two of them just locked up and came straight in over our decoys. Just ba-boom.
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