Ep 1072 | Jase & Al Intervene After Zach’s Solo Vacation Sparks A Marriage Meltdown
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What happened during Zach's solo vacation?
You gotta have people. You're his survey team. You know how you said you had people? I got people now. Jill. Yeah. Jill's my people.
You just now realizing that. Jill, so I fully and 10 o'clock last night coming in from a flight myself. And there's this giant van. I'm talking about giant. It's like one of those big party bus limo vans. Oh, yeah. And it's blocking half the driveway.
It's a 14-seater. No. Well, because it was converted.
First, I thought, did Meals on Wheels come to my house on accident?
It's like a church bus. It's huge. That's what we drive.
And you own it or you rent it?
No, I own it. It's my everyday car. It's what I take Ruth to school in.
Along with 12 other children, apparently. It's been reduced to a nine-seater. They hold nine people right now as it sits in the parking lot. Y'all needed as many kids as y'all have.
We did.
How did Jill react to Zach's vacation?
How many kids do you have?
We have five, last I counted. Well, six if you count my son-in-law. We do have one baby. We have to count him. It gets complicated at this stage of life. Six, yeah. But we can all go on a trip together. That's why I got it. We can all fit. We can go somewhere together. All the kids that still live at home always have an extra kid, so...
Well, she picked me up because I actually did a father and son trip. I was being a good dad. So I took Fred. Did some camping out in the woods. Not camping. I took Fred to a little place we like to call San Antonio, Texas. Uh-oh.
You've been in San Antonio.
Uh-oh. For a little tournament. A Final Four action? A little tournament they call the Final Four. You guys may have heard about that.
I watched the last 10 seconds. That was the best part. Nothing happened.
It was anticlimactic.
Yeah, drop the ball, scramble around. I didn't even know he was a hit.
Yeah. Florida was ahead. They won. They won. Florida won. Go Gators. Congratulations, Zach. I mean, it was just.
And you come in excited.
Fred's here, too, somewhere. Fred's excited. He loved it. I upgraded my seats.
It was, I mean, the whole thing was kind of a. I asked him how much he spent on the tickets, and he said, oh, I don't remember. I said, oh, you remember.
Oh, he knows. Trust me.
And I'm going to find that number.
No, I said, I don't remember exactly how much I spent.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm going to find that number.
So I've got a question, Jill. So Alabama, you're an Alabama fan. We're LSU fans. Zach's a Florida fan. So they were right there. They were like in the Elite Eight. So when the plans were being made for this trip, was there any talk about it being a family trip instead of just a father and son trip?
That's interesting that you bring that up.
I was just curious.
I feel like y'all been gossiping about me while I was gone. I'm just asking the questions here.
Well, so Zach made it sound like he took his son on a father-son trip.
That's how he opened, right, yeah.
But what he didn't say is that, no, his brother went as well with his entire family.
Yeah, wife, kids.
Brought his kids, wife, you know.
They're all Florida fans.
No, no, no. Okay. That's questionable.
So Zach comes along as the creepy uncle without his family?
Yeah, it's kind of weird. He was like, I'm going to go have a vacation with not my family, but I love you guys. No, the plan started. We're going as a family. Alabama could have very well been in it. They were right there.
They were a game away. Who beat Alabama?
Duke.
Yeah, Duke. Well, that was a quality loss.
It was. It was a tough loss. But it was this, you know, family trip. It's going to be awesome. It's going to be the second we lost. I mean, it wasn't. I mean, he was like on that computer just like, oh, that's two less tickets I got to buy. I'm going to nail it down right now.
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