Undr The Cosh
Episodes
Friday Club | Strap Attack
31 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's Friday down the club covering another plethora of topics, changing lives, and saving marriages. Including a dusty box of DVD's, Scatman Jon, 2 sp...
Friday Club | Bananaarma
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Friday Club is back discussing more fashion tips for Jon, the adventures of a broken fridge, Armless banana fun, and stag do predicaments . Exclus...
Friday Club | It's a Jungle Out There
17 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's Friday down the club covering another plethora of topics and changing lives, including Parky's make-over tips, a bloodbath in the shadows, two's ...
Friday Club | This Ones For Kieth
10 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Friday Club is back this week covering some of the most hard hitting, important issues from around the globe. Including Candy Crush addiction, Bush ru...
Friday Club | Involuntary Deep Throat
20 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Friday Club is back for our final episode of 2024. Discussing more slips from Greg Wallace, Christmas quiz mishaps, more Christmas grievances, secret ...
Jimmy Walker | Pav's Palace
16 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jimmy Walker is back for the final episode of the series, talking through his rise through the ranks at Walsall, before hitting the heights of the Pre...
Friday Club | Roman Bloodbath
13 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Friday Club is back and covering some of the most hard hitting topics from around the globe. Including more slips from Greg Wallace, banjo'd in the sh...
Mick McCarthy Pt2 | We're Gonna Need a Better Pitch
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Big Mick is back for part two. Discussing Steve Coogan playing him in the upcoming Saipan movie, Roy Keane, team building gone wrong, players going of...
Friday Club | She's Gone Full Klinsmann
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Friday Club is back this week covering some of the most hard hitting, important issues from around the globe. Including going full Greg Wallace, ruffl...
Mick McCarthy pt1 | No Taking The P*ss
02 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Big Mick is with us for this week's episode , talking through his time coming through the ranks at Barnsley, making a name for himself at Man City, mi...
Friday Club | Get Away From The Kittens
29 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Friday club is back with more pressing issues, like what to do with footage of an ex girlfriend, ghosts at the training ground, diddling etiquette whe...
Harlee Dean | Student of the Game
25 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Harlee Dean is with us this week, talking through the absolute chaos at Birmingham City under Xuandong Ren, regrets over leaving Brentford, Guess Who ...
Friday Club | Nik Nak Little Sack
22 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Friday Club is back this week covering some of the most hard hitting, important issues from around the globe. Including Guernsey County Council, more ...
Gareth Ainsworth | Gary's Had a Torrid
18 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Gareth Ainsworth is with us for this week's episode, talking though his birthday release from Blackburn, John Beck's mad cap management, Ian Holloway'...
Friday Club | Bobbing For Vagangle-Berries
15 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Friday Club is back this week covering some of the most hard hitting, important issues from around the globe. Including stick on wigs, tuppie tucks, S...
Troy Deeney Pt2 | No Cojones
11 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Troy Deeney is back for part two. Talking manager fall outs, unconventional contract negotiations, unreasonable requests, media perceptions and manage...
Friday Club | Land of Holes and Glory
08 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's Friday down the club and some of the hottest topics are being covered once again, including prank calls, unwanted lip service, hair transplants,...
Terry Gibson | Old School Dark Arts
04 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Former Tottenham, Man Utd, Wimbledon and Coventry striker Terry Gibson is with us this week, talking John Fashanu's holster, arguments with Sir Alex, ...
Friday Club | Thats Korma
01 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's Friday down the club and there's more hot topics being discussed, including Indian eating techniques, projectile vomit, cougars, and male patten ...
Barry Douglas | Bielsa's Boot Camp
28 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Barry Douglas is with us for this week's episode, talking through his whirlwind career from meetings with the Polish Ultras, goat sacrifices in Turkey...
Friday Club | Forbidden Fruits
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We'll be discussing more hard hitting topics on this week's Friday Club, Including the perfect pub schedule, fruit and veg, condiments and phantom tex...
Troy Deeney | Don't Do It My Way
21 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Troy Deeney is with us this week for the first of a two-parter, talking through his tough upbringing to breaking into professional football, time in p...
Friday Club | One Eye's Willy
17 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's Friday down the club and the hottest of topics are being discussed once again, including slippery eyeballs, nipple discharge, little willies, and...
Charlie Mulgrew | The Entourage
14 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
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Friday Club | Three Pina Colada's and a Slush
11 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Friday Club is back for another week, talking proposal issues, controlled explosions, cuban heels, Chinese birthday parties and much needed fashion ad...
Nathan Ellington | The Duke
07 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Duke is in the house for this week's episode, talking through his telepathic partnership with Jason Roberts, the Cantona penalty technique, fall o...
Friday Club | Three's a Crowd
04 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Friday down the club and the mail bag is splitting at the seams. Talking; annoyances, experimental sexual positions, threesomes gone wrong, and a hot ...
Steve Bull | Bully's Gonna Get You!
30 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Steve Bull is with us this week talking through life as a Wolves legend, Italia 90, on field battles, tunnel scraps, scoring for England, and dad losi...
Friday Club | Twisted Sisters
27 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Friday Club is back this week with more tales of the unexpected, including naked cyclists, swimming pool erections, dads and lads trips and a new memb...
Marc Albrighton | Premier League or the Euro Millions?
23 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Premier League & FA Cup winner Marc Albrighton is with us this week, talking tough Villa upbringings, Mellberg's tips, Carew's ladies, Vardy's Party, ...
Friday Club | Lady and the Tramp
20 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's Friday down the club and there's more hot topics being discussed, including Eamonn's chariot, dirty Dave, TS pornography, and wife swapping. We...
Nigel Martyn | God Bless The Tea Lady
16 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Nigel Martyn is with us for the second episode of series 18, talking through his rise from a Cornish plastic factory to Premier League football. Inclu...
Friday Club | The Slime Pond
13 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Back with Friday club talking more nonsense about nothing, including Jons bullock drop, secret fears, toothbrush trouble, and Tupi translations. We'...
Sam Allardyce | 'Dioufy, Stop Lying'
09 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Big Sam joins us for the first episode of series 18, talking through the devastating effects of losing the England job, building from the ground up at...
Friday Club | Mind The Gap
06 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Back with another Friday club talking parenting fails, imaginary murders, dodgy dogging and outrageous remarks. Feel free to get in touch : Fridaycl...
Friday Club | Fluffer Wanted
30 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's Friday down the club with more discussions about obscure fetishes, delayed flights, too much dog, and an over sized hats. We'd love to hear from ...
Friday Club | Poor Dave
23 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's Friday down the club with more discussions about poor hygiene, holiday romances, top notch tupies, and supermarket mishaps. We'd love to hear fr...
Friday Club | Theme Park First Date
16 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Friday Club is back touching on more hot topics this week including Olympic todgers, Gary Neville's DJ set, swingers hotels, and umbrella down the ure...
Friday Club 23 | The Work Horse
09 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
More hot topics covered once again on this weeks Friday Club, including more world class tuppies, interesting characters, return of the traps, Olympic...
Friday Club 22 | World Class Tuppie
02 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
All the hottest topics covered once again on this weeks Friday Club, including TORN hamstrings, mucky mother-in-laws, return of the traps, and world c...
Friday Club 21 | Two Inches of Terror
26 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
all the hottest topics covered once again on this weeks Friday Club, including concert smuggling, naughty neighbours, more mishaps in Barcelona, and f...
Friday Club 20 | Dirty Jon
19 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's Friday down the club and the hottest of topics are being discussed once again, including Englands euro exit, Jon's holiday sandwich routine, Jon'...
Friday Club 19 | Rampant Philanthropist
12 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week The German come down begins, more relationship advice, prank calls, foreign taxi rides, and some shocking news from a local hospital. GET ...
Friday Club 18 |The Teddy Picker
05 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week we're discussing the aftermath of the Germany trip, Welsh camper eruptions, misplaced sex toys and the mystery of the missing passport GET Y...
Friday Club 17 | Lost In Frankfurt
28 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Euro adventure continues. Jons having mattress trouble, everyones lost, arm wrestle victories, and the tommies are off the charts. We'd love to h...
Friday Club 16 | European Mushrooms
21 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jon pulled off a worldie, shit himself, and the Mushrooms are out. The European tour has begun with a Friday Club on the campsite. Hosted on Acast. S...
Friday Club 15 | Peeping Jon
14 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's Friday and the clubhouse is open. Talking tin can camper vans, lost passports, Portuguese brothels, and the revenge attack strikes back . We'd lo...
Friday Club 14 | The Barcelona Squits
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's Friday and the clubhouse is open. Talking hypoglycaemia, revenge attacks, car crashes, & 8,12,16,20 dilemmas . We'd love to hear from you Friday...
Friday Club 13 | Rub-a-dud-dud Two Men in a Tub
31 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's Friday and the clubhouse is open. Talking Vegas baths, all inclusive, forbidden videos, birth control and camper van cleaning products. We'd lov...
Tony Cottee| Down the Drainpipe
27 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Cottee is with us for this week's episode talking through his glory days at West Ham, Everton and Leicester. Including Stringfellow's with McAven...
Friday Club 12 | Anonymous Projectiles
24 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Friday Club is back for episode 12. Talking Parky's mishap in the Valleys, playoffs on a mobile, mammograms and anonymous projectiles. Hosted on Acas...
Kevin Phillips | Plenty In The Tank
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
European golden shoe winner Kevin Phillips is with us this week, talking through that partnership with Niall Quinn, abuse in Greggs, Guinness hats, ma...
Friday Club 11 | Roman Helmet
16 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Back once again with another Friday club, discussing more heavy issues, including proposals, paybacks, roman helmets, Warners helmet, and Dion Dublin'...
Paul Lambert | Zidane In The Pocket
13 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Paul Lambert is with us for this week's episode talking through his incredible rise from Motherwell yo winning the Champions League with Dortmund in 1...
Friday Club 10 | Pull, Sweep & Squash
10 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
More hot topics covered in this week's Friday Club. Including three more traps, a premature surprise, cuts in the carpet, and unwanted hotel gifts. ...
Stephen Warnock |Rafa on The Sh*t List, Big Sam on The Stag Do,
06 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Stephen Warnock is with us this week lifting the lid on the £200k error that kept him out of the Champions League final squad. Rafa's on the sh*t lis...
Friday Club | Top Boy Tristam
03 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
More hot topics covered in this week's Friday Club. Including more doorbell trumps, Swedish ballerina's, pointing Jon, Auld Lang Syne and bluetooth mi...
Karl Colley | Non-League Cantona
29 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Karl Colley, AKA The Non-League Cantona is with us this week talking through his double life as professional footballer and hooligan. Discussing sacki...
Friday Club | Anonymous Jon
26 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Friday Club appologies. We were a tad tipsy for this one. 😬 We'd love to hear from you: [email protected] Get two extra episodes a month...
Tim Sherwood | Elton's On The Deck
22 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Tim Sherwood is in the hot-seat this week, discussing the Premier League winning captains club, smashing Elton John, David Batty's disappearance, Col...
Friday Club | Cats On The Prowl
19 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Friday Club is back for another week of hard hitting topics.including a revisit to trap 1,2 & 3, birthing partners, bust couches and a severe lack of ...
James Collins | Don't Get Hit By Andy Carroll
15 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
James Collins is with us this week, talking nicknames, loving a bit of claret, Big Sam's Dubai trips, Martin O'Neils days off, fall outs with Gerard H...
Friday Club | Three Traps and a Baby
12 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Friday Club is back for another week of hard hitting topics.including a revisit to trap 1,2 & 3, birthing partners, bust couches and a severe lack of ...
Dave Hodgson | The Boardroom Mafia
08 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dave Hodgson is with us this week, discussing his negotiation tactics when becoming the UK's highest paid footballer, fall outs before the European Cu...
Friday Club | Not On A Sunday Sheila
05 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Friday Club is back for another week, and we're hitting the mailbag. Talking wedding issues, best man speeches, aeroplane etiquette, and more trumping...
Nick Anderton | Pure Inspiration
01 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Nick Anderton is with us this week sharing his inspirational story of a promising career cut unexpectedly short - including full kit wankers, the Chel...
Friday Club | Return Of The Cupcake
29 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Friday Club is back for another week and we're hitting the mailbag. Talking more relationship issues, trumping troubles and match-day partners. We'd l...
Lee Trundle | Ban This Idiot
25 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Lee Trundle is with us this week, talking through his rise from Sunday league to the Championship football. including the showboat stopwatch, cup fin...
Friday Club | Role-play Friday
22 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Back once again for another Friday club. Talk very little football but some extremely important relationship advice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...
Mark Hateley | You'll Never Make A Player
18 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Mark Hateley joins us this week talking through his incredible rise from Championship Portsmouth to San Siro hero and Rangers legend. Including Ringo'...
Friday Club | Holy Socks & Rip Off Vets
15 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Friday Club is back for another week and we're hitting the mailbag hard this week. Talking rip off vets, The Noshers on tour, holy socks, and some top...
Chris Lumsdon | Beadle On The Beers
11 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chris Lumsdon is with us this week, spilling the beans on his time coming through the ranks at Sunderland, getting distracted in Ibiza, and finding th...
Friday Club | Shelling Peas
08 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Friday Club is back for another week, and no one still has a clue what's going on. Not much football, AGAIN. but we hit the mailbag to learn more abou...
Jason McAteer Pt2 | Put It In Your Book Roy
04 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Jason McAteer is back for part 2, talking his ongoing tension with Roy Keane, the rise of the Spice Boys, Roy Evans' demise, fall outs with Graham Sou...
Friday Club | Parkin's Plunder
01 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Here it is - Friday Club, and no one has a clue what's going on. Not much football, but a vat of absolute nonsense being spun for 45 minutes. We're ta...
Jason McAteer Pt1 | My Son Nutmegged Baggio
26 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Great to be back with series 17 as Jason McAteer joins us to talk through his rags to riches rise from non-league to the World Cup in just three & a h...
Pre Series Moan | Netflix Premiers, Upcoming Guests and VAR'S Big Nose Issue
19 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Great to get the squad back together ahead of the official start of series 17 next week. Touching on all the usual hot topics, including Parky's weigh...
Series 16 Bonus Episode with Browny's Dad : Alan 'Bomber' Brown | Curvature Of The Spine
18 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Browny's old man Bomber Brown is with us for this week's Patreon episode. Talking through his rise from the streets of Peterlee to hallowed turf of Ro...
Bobby Zamora | "Take Someone With You"
04 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bobby Zamora is with us for the final episode of the series, Talking retiring Ian Holloway, putting Sol Campbell on his backside, offending the Fulham...
Saša Ilić | Loan Sharks To Wembley Hero
27 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Saša Ilić is with us for this week's episode with one of the craziest/inspirational stories we've had to date. Talking though his time representing ...
Greg Halford | "I Wouldn't Have Told Anyone In Football About My Autism"
20 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Greg Halford is with us for this week's episode, talking through his recent diagnosis, his multiple moves, Mental strength, fall outs with Roy Keane, ...
Dave Bassett | Stick Your Olive Branch Up Your Arse
13 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dave/Harry/Mike Bassett is with us for this week's episode talking through Parky's start at Barnsley, the rise of Wimbledon's Crazy Gang, handling Bil...
John Gregory | "If I'd Had A Gun I Would Have Shot Him"
06 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
John Gregory is with us for this weeks episode talking through is career as a player and manager at Northampton, Aston Villa, QPR, Derby and Brigh...
Lee Howey | Massively Violent & Decidedly Average
30 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Lee Howey is with us this week. Talking retirement at 20, a Belgium resurgence, playing for his boyhood club, fall outs with Stan Tenant, Glen Little'...
Brian Horton | Both Barrels Brian
23 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Brain Horton is with us for this week's episode talking though his 2000 game career at Brighton , Port Vale, Luton, Man City & Hull. Including Parky's...
Leroy Lita | Where's Leroy?
16 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Leroy Lita is with this week, talking Cilla Black's surprise, going off radar, Plasma Kung fu, and analysis naps. Don't forget to sign up to FairPlay ...
Graham Westley | Time to Set The Record Straight
09 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Graham Westley is with us for his showdown with Parky this weeks. Talking, autobiography fibs, Trundles trunk, Wilder's nipple pinch, Murderball, and ...
David Lee | Shearer's Map
02 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Former Bolton, Bury and Southampton winger David Lee is with us this week, talking replacing Matt Le Tissier, Alan Shearer's map, Terry Hurlock's ash ...
Julio Arca |Jelly Stings & Blackouts
25 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Julio Arca is with us for this week's episode talking through his tough transition arriving in the North East from Argentina at 18 and working his way...
Mark O'Brien | Game Of Two Hearts
18 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mark O'Brien is with us this week sharing his unbelievable story from making his debut at Derby at 16 to overcoming two major heart surgeries and scor...
Marc White | You Can Stick Your Badges Up Your...
11 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dorking Wanderers, owner, chairman and manager Marc White is with us for this week's episode share his and the clubs unbelievable story from park foot...
Mark Halsey | Chin Up Tugboat
04 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Former referee Mark Halsey is with us for this week's episode talking through his love for Man City, battles with Craig Bellamy, choice words for Rio ...
Scott Laird | How Would You Crack A Walnut?
28 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Scott Laird is with us for this weeks episode talking through his career including Plymouth, Stevenage, Preston and beyond. Including Westley's imagin...
Lee Sharpe | Fergie's Home Invasion
21 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The regular series is back with a bang as Lee Sharpe talks through his turbulent relationship with Sir Alex Ferguson, Roy Keane's jeweller, Gary Palis...
Matt Elliott | Three Pints Of Guinness & A Sheepskin Coat
15 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Matt Elliot is with us this week for the final episode of the series. Talking the Torquey Tipplers, Justin Fashanu's sheepskin, Oxford Utd's shooter, ...
Paul Caddis | Who Ate The Sauusage?
08 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Paul Caddis is with us for this week's episode talking through his rise from the Celtic academy to peeing with Thierry Henry, wrestling with Thomas Gr...
Adebayo Akinfenwa | Beast Mode ™
01 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Adebayo Akinfenwa is with us for this week's episode talking through his incredible rising from the cultural challenges of Lithuanian football, to Cha...
Steven Caulker | Blackout
24 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Steven Caulker is with us for this weeks episode talking through his rollercoaster career from playing for England & turning down a contract with Tott...
Rod Thornley | Top Trumps
17 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Former Man Utd and England masseur Rod Thornley is with us this week, talking... Sir Alex's spies, Mourinho's Pranks, Ronaldo exchanging a Porsche for...
Jason Lee | Fantasy Football | Baddiel's Apology | Steve Evans Teaching Gazza Free Kicks
10 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jason Lee is with us for this week's episode, talking the effects Fantasy Football on his career, David Baddiel's apology, vendettas on the field, axe...