Undr The Cosh

Alan Stubbs | If I Wasn't a Footballer I'd Be Dead

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Alan Stubbs is with us for this week's episode, talking through his time at Bolton, Celtic, Everton, Sunderland and his time as manager at Hibs. Inclu...

Friday Club | The Dog House

04 Apr 2025

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It's a freaky Friday down the club, and all the oddballs have turned out, including Dog man, an adult baby, wanking taxi drivers and a surprise in the...

Steve Bracknall | Grassroots Messiah

31 Mar 2025

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Royal Oak assistant manager and grass roots legend Steve Bracknall is with us this week talking everything football from the Sheffield Imperial to the...

Friday Club | Dillies in the Bin

28 Mar 2025

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It's Friday down the club and huge revelations are on the horizon, including some much needed personal growth, Boring Barry is back, Burger nips on sh...

Friday Club | Dillies In The Bin

28 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday down the club and huge revelations are on the horizon, including some much needed personal growth, Boring Barry is back, Burger nips on sh...

Steve Claridge | Big Socks, Small Boots

24 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Steve Claridge is with us this week talking through his rise from the fruit and veg stall to the Premier League, including John Beck's punishments, ou...

Friday Club | Boring Barry

21 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday down the club and conversation has turned to Sunderland drunks, condom emergencies, bed wetters, and official Undr The Cosh Orgies  Excl...

Ross Wallace | Roy Keane's Highchair

17 Mar 2025

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Ross Wallace is with us for this week's episode talking; hiding from Roy Keane, Sean Dyche's wheel of fortune, Joey Barton's laptop rage and Carlos Ca...

Friday Club | Hacksaw Jim Duggan

14 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday down the club and conversation has turned to anonymous letters, kiss and tells, performance ratings and knicker sniffers  Exclusive Deal...

Ruel Fox | Two Cars, No Licence

10 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

90's cult hero Ruel Fox is with us this week talking through his time at Norwich, Newcastle, Tottenham and West Brom. Including having two cars but no...

Friday Club | Tarts In The Lift

07 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday down the club and conversation has turned to Bommer's weekends, 10 Gays on an Island, knee slides in the lift, and the adventures of a sex...

Kev McNaughton | Stiffer Than a Wedding Cock

03 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kevin McNaughton is with us for the 2nd episode of the season. Talking Dave Jones' stag do's, Parky's darts tekkers, taking out a lineswoman, and stru...

Friday Club | Hypnotist Required

28 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday down the club and conversation has turned to Browny's cooking, ruined marriages, water sports and internal podcast threesomes.  Exclusi...

John Aldridge | Mexican Rage

24 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

John Aldridge is with us for the first episode of the season talking through his late start to professional football, to his rise through the leagues ...

Friday Club | Oh, Deborah, do you recall?

21 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Friday Club is back and this week we're discussing more hard hitting questions, including long lost children, bad breath fetishes, and wether to hold ...

Friday Club | Dr Johnson

14 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Friday Club is back discussing Parky the dog whisperer, The return of Strap-on Jack, Filth at the Etihad, and Mizzy night eggsperiences.  Exclusive...

Friday Club | The Highway Prowler

07 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Friday Club is back discussing Parky the dog whisperer, The return of Strap-on Jack, Filth at the Etihad, and Mizzy night eggsperiences.  Exclusive...

Friday Club | Strap Attack

31 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday down the club covering another plethora of topics, changing lives, and saving marriages. Including a dusty box of DVD's, Scatman Jon, 2 sp...

Friday Club | Bananaarma

24 Jan 2025

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Friday Club is back discussing more fashion tips for Jon, the adventures of a broken fridge, Armless banana fun, and stag do predicaments .  Exclus...

Friday Club | It's a Jungle Out There

17 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday down the club covering another plethora of topics and changing lives, including Parky's make-over tips, a bloodbath in the shadows, two's ...

Friday Club | This Ones For Kieth

10 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Friday Club is back this week covering some of the most hard hitting, important issues from around the globe. Including Candy Crush addiction, Bush ru...

Friday Club | Involuntary Deep Throat

20 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Friday Club is back for our final episode of 2024. Discussing more slips from Greg Wallace, Christmas quiz mishaps, more Christmas grievances, secret ...

Jimmy Walker | Pav's Palace

16 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jimmy Walker is back for the final episode of the series, talking through his rise through the ranks at Walsall, before hitting the heights of the Pre...

Friday Club | Roman Bloodbath

13 Dec 2024

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Friday Club is back and covering some of the most hard hitting topics from around the globe. Including more slips from Greg Wallace, banjo'd in the sh...

Mick McCarthy Pt2 | We're Gonna Need a Better Pitch

09 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Big Mick is back for part two. Discussing Steve Coogan playing him in the upcoming Saipan movie, Roy Keane, team building gone wrong, players going of...

Friday Club | She's Gone Full Klinsmann

06 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Friday Club is back this week covering some of the most hard hitting, important issues from around the globe. Including going full Greg Wallace, ruffl...

Mick McCarthy pt1 | No Taking The P*ss

02 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Big Mick is with us for this week's episode , talking through his time coming through the ranks at Barnsley, making a name for himself at Man City, mi...

Friday Club | Get Away From The Kittens

29 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Friday club is back with more pressing issues, like what to do with footage of an ex girlfriend, ghosts at the training ground, diddling etiquette whe...

Harlee Dean | Student of the Game

25 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Harlee Dean is with us this week, talking through the absolute chaos at Birmingham City under Xuandong Ren, regrets over leaving Brentford, Guess Who ...

Friday Club | Nik Nak Little Sack

22 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Friday Club is back this week covering some of the most hard hitting, important issues from around the globe. Including Guernsey County Council, more ...

Gareth Ainsworth | Gary's Had a Torrid

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Gareth Ainsworth is with us for this week's episode, talking though his birthday release from Blackburn, John Beck's mad cap management, Ian Holloway'...

Friday Club | Bobbing For Vagangle-Berries

15 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Friday Club is back this week covering some of the most hard hitting, important issues from around the globe. Including stick on wigs, tuppie tucks, S...

Troy Deeney Pt2 | No Cojones

11 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Troy Deeney is back for part two. Talking manager fall outs, unconventional contract negotiations, unreasonable requests, media perceptions and manage...

Friday Club | Land of Holes and Glory

08 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday down the club and some of the hottest topics are being covered once again, including prank calls, unwanted lip service, hair transplants,...

Terry Gibson | Old School Dark Arts

04 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Former Tottenham, Man Utd, Wimbledon and Coventry striker Terry Gibson is with us this week, talking John Fashanu's holster, arguments with Sir Alex, ...

Friday Club | Thats Korma

01 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday down the club and there's more hot topics being discussed, including Indian eating techniques, projectile vomit, cougars, and male patten ...

Barry Douglas | Bielsa's Boot Camp

28 Oct 2024

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Barry Douglas is with us for this week's episode, talking through his whirlwind career from meetings with the Polish Ultras, goat sacrifices in Turkey...

Friday Club | Forbidden Fruits

25 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We'll be discussing more hard hitting topics on this week's Friday Club, Including the perfect pub schedule, fruit and veg, condiments and phantom tex...

Troy Deeney | Don't Do It My Way

21 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Troy Deeney is with us this week for the first of a two-parter, talking through his tough upbringing to breaking into professional football, time in p...

Friday Club | One Eye's Willy

17 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday down the club and the hottest of topics are being discussed once again, including slippery eyeballs, nipple discharge, little willies, and...

Charlie Mulgrew | The Entourage

14 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

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Friday Club | Three Pina Colada's and a Slush

11 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Friday Club is back for another week, talking proposal issues, controlled explosions, cuban heels, Chinese birthday parties and much needed fashion ad...

Nathan Ellington | The Duke

07 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Duke is in the house for this week's episode, talking through his telepathic partnership with Jason Roberts, the Cantona penalty technique, fall o...

Friday Club | Three's a Crowd

04 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Friday down the club and the mail bag is splitting at the seams. Talking; annoyances, experimental sexual positions, threesomes gone wrong, and a hot ...

Steve Bull | Bully's Gonna Get You!

30 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Steve Bull is with us this week talking through life as a Wolves legend, Italia 90, on field battles, tunnel scraps, scoring for England, and dad losi...

Friday Club | Twisted Sisters

27 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Friday Club is back this week with more tales of the unexpected, including naked cyclists, swimming pool erections, dads and lads trips and a new memb...

Marc Albrighton | Premier League or the Euro Millions?

23 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Premier League & FA Cup winner Marc Albrighton is with us this week, talking tough Villa upbringings, Mellberg's tips, Carew's ladies, Vardy's Party, ...

Friday Club | Lady and the Tramp

20 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday down the club and there's more hot topics being discussed, including Eamonn's chariot, dirty Dave, TS pornography, and wife swapping. We...

Nigel Martyn | God Bless The Tea Lady

16 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Nigel Martyn is with us for the second episode of series 18, talking through his rise from a Cornish plastic factory to Premier League football. Inclu...

Friday Club | The Slime Pond

13 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Back with Friday club talking more nonsense about nothing, including Jons bullock drop, secret fears, toothbrush trouble, and Tupi translations. We'...

Sam Allardyce | 'Dioufy, Stop Lying'

09 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Big Sam joins us for the first episode of series 18, talking through the devastating effects of losing the England job, building from the ground up at...

Friday Club | Mind The Gap

06 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Back with another Friday club talking parenting fails, imaginary murders, dodgy dogging and outrageous remarks. Feel free to get in touch : Fridaycl...

Friday Club | Fluffer Wanted

30 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday down the club with more discussions about obscure fetishes, delayed flights, too much dog, and an over sized hats. We'd love to hear from ...

Friday Club | Poor Dave

23 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday down the club with more discussions about poor hygiene, holiday romances, top notch tupies, and supermarket mishaps. We'd love to hear fr...

Friday Club | Theme Park First Date

16 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Friday Club is back touching on more hot topics this week including Olympic todgers, Gary Neville's DJ set, swingers hotels, and umbrella down the ure...

Friday Club 23 | The Work Horse

09 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

More hot topics covered once again on this weeks Friday Club, including more world class tuppies, interesting characters, return of the traps, Olympic...

Friday Club 22 | World Class Tuppie

02 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

All the hottest topics covered once again on this weeks Friday Club, including TORN hamstrings, mucky mother-in-laws, return of the traps, and world c...

Friday Club 21 | Two Inches of Terror

26 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

all the hottest topics covered once again on this weeks Friday Club, including concert smuggling, naughty neighbours, more mishaps in Barcelona, and f...

Friday Club 20 | Dirty Jon

19 Jul 2024

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It's Friday down the club and the hottest of topics are being discussed once again, including Englands euro exit, Jon's holiday sandwich routine, Jon'...

Friday Club 19 | Rampant Philanthropist

12 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week The German come down begins, more relationship advice, prank calls, foreign taxi rides, and some shocking news from a local hospital. GET ...

Friday Club 18 |The Teddy Picker

05 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're discussing the aftermath of the Germany trip, Welsh camper eruptions, misplaced sex toys and the mystery of the missing passport GET Y...

Friday Club 17 | Lost In Frankfurt

28 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Euro adventure continues. Jons having mattress trouble, everyones lost, arm wrestle victories, and the tommies are off the charts. We'd love to h...

Friday Club 16 | European Mushrooms

21 Jun 2024

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Jon pulled off a worldie, shit himself, and the Mushrooms are out. The European tour has begun with a Friday Club on the campsite. Hosted on Acast. S...

Friday Club 15 | Peeping Jon

14 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday and the clubhouse is open. Talking tin can camper vans, lost passports, Portuguese brothels, and the revenge attack strikes back . We'd lo...

Friday Club 14 | The Barcelona Squits

07 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday and the clubhouse is open. Talking hypoglycaemia, revenge attacks, car crashes, & 8,12,16,20 dilemmas . We'd love to hear from you Friday...

Friday Club 13 | Rub-a-dud-dud Two Men in a Tub

31 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday and the clubhouse is open. Talking Vegas baths, all inclusive, forbidden videos, birth control and camper van cleaning products. We'd lov...

Tony Cottee| Down the Drainpipe

27 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tony Cottee is with us for this week's episode talking through his glory days at West Ham, Everton and Leicester. Including Stringfellow's with McAven...

Friday Club 12 | Anonymous Projectiles

24 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Friday Club is back for episode 12. Talking Parky's mishap in the Valleys, playoffs on a mobile, mammograms and anonymous projectiles. Hosted on Acas...

Kevin Phillips | Plenty In The Tank

20 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

European golden shoe winner Kevin Phillips is with us this week, talking through that partnership with Niall Quinn, abuse in Greggs, Guinness hats, ma...

Friday Club 11 | Roman Helmet

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Back once again with another Friday club, discussing more heavy issues, including proposals, paybacks, roman helmets, Warners helmet, and Dion Dublin'...

Paul Lambert | Zidane In The Pocket

13 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Paul Lambert is with us for this week's episode talking through his incredible rise from Motherwell yo winning the Champions League with Dortmund in 1...

Friday Club 10 | Pull, Sweep & Squash

10 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

More hot topics covered in this week's Friday Club. Including three more traps, a premature surprise, cuts in the carpet, and unwanted hotel gifts. ...

Stephen Warnock |Rafa on The Sh*t List, Big Sam on The Stag Do,

06 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Stephen Warnock is with us this week lifting the lid on the £200k error that kept him out of the Champions League final squad. Rafa's on the sh*t lis...

Friday Club | Top Boy Tristam

03 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

More hot topics covered in this week's Friday Club. Including more doorbell trumps, Swedish ballerina's, pointing Jon, Auld Lang Syne and bluetooth mi...

Karl Colley | Non-League Cantona

29 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Karl Colley, AKA The Non-League Cantona is with us this week talking through his double life as professional footballer and hooligan. Discussing sacki...

Friday Club | Anonymous Jon

26 Apr 2024

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Friday Club appologies. We were a tad tipsy for this one. 😬 We'd love to hear from you: [email protected] Get two extra episodes a month...

Tim Sherwood | Elton's On The Deck

22 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tim Sherwood is in the hot-seat this week, discussing the Premier League winning captains club, smashing Elton John, David Batty's disappearance, Col...

Friday Club | Cats On The Prowl

19 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Friday Club is back for another week of hard hitting topics.including a revisit to trap 1,2 & 3, birthing partners, bust couches and a severe lack of ...

James Collins | Don't Get Hit By Andy Carroll

15 Apr 2024

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James Collins is with us this week, talking nicknames, loving a bit of claret, Big Sam's Dubai trips, Martin O'Neils days off, fall outs with Gerard H...

Friday Club | Three Traps and a Baby

12 Apr 2024

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Friday Club is back for another week of hard hitting topics.including a revisit to trap 1,2 & 3, birthing partners, bust couches and a severe lack of ...

Dave Hodgson | The Boardroom Mafia

08 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dave Hodgson is with us this week, discussing his negotiation tactics when becoming the UK's highest paid footballer, fall outs before the European Cu...

Friday Club | Not On A Sunday Sheila

05 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Friday Club is back for another week, and we're hitting the mailbag. Talking wedding issues, best man speeches, aeroplane etiquette, and more trumping...

Nick Anderton | Pure Inspiration

01 Apr 2024

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Nick Anderton is with us this week sharing his inspirational story of a promising career cut unexpectedly short - including full kit wankers, the Chel...

Friday Club | Return Of The Cupcake

29 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Friday Club is back for another week and we're hitting the mailbag. Talking more relationship issues, trumping troubles and match-day partners. We'd l...

Lee Trundle | Ban This Idiot

25 Mar 2024

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Lee Trundle is with us this week, talking through his rise from Sunday league to the Championship football. including the showboat stopwatch, cup fin...

Friday Club | Role-play Friday

22 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Back once again for another Friday club. Talk very little football but some extremely important relationship advice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...

Mark Hateley | You'll Never Make A Player

18 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mark Hateley joins us this week talking through his incredible rise from Championship Portsmouth to San Siro hero and Rangers legend. Including Ringo'...

Friday Club | Holy Socks & Rip Off Vets

15 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Friday Club is back for another week and we're hitting the mailbag hard this week. Talking rip off vets, The Noshers on tour, holy socks, and some top...

Chris Lumsdon | Beadle On The Beers

11 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chris Lumsdon is with us this week, spilling the beans on his time coming through the ranks at Sunderland, getting distracted in Ibiza, and finding th...

Friday Club | Shelling Peas

08 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Friday Club is back for another week, and no one still has a clue what's going on. Not much football, AGAIN. but we hit the mailbag to learn more abou...

Jason McAteer Pt2 | Put It In Your Book Roy

04 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jason McAteer is back for part 2, talking his ongoing tension with Roy Keane, the rise of the Spice Boys, Roy Evans' demise, fall outs with Graham Sou...

Friday Club | Parkin's Plunder

01 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Here it is - Friday Club, and no one has a clue what's going on. Not much football, but a vat of absolute nonsense being spun for 45 minutes. We're ta...

Jason McAteer Pt1 | My Son Nutmegged Baggio

26 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Great to be back with series 17 as Jason McAteer joins us to talk through his rags to riches rise from non-league to the World Cup in just three & a h...

Pre Series Moan | Netflix Premiers, Upcoming Guests and VAR'S Big Nose Issue

19 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Great to get the squad back together ahead of the official start of series 17 next week. Touching on all the usual hot topics, including Parky's weigh...

Series 16 Bonus Episode with Browny's Dad : Alan 'Bomber' Brown | Curvature Of The Spine

18 Dec 2023

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Browny's old man Bomber Brown is with us for this week's Patreon episode. Talking through his rise from the streets of Peterlee to hallowed turf of Ro...

Bobby Zamora | "Take Someone With You"

04 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Bobby Zamora is with us for the final episode of the series, Talking retiring Ian Holloway, putting Sol Campbell on his backside, offending the Fulham...

Saša Ilić | Loan Sharks To Wembley Hero

27 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Saša Ilić is with us for this week's episode with one of the craziest/inspirational stories we've had to date. Talking though his time representing ...

Greg Halford | "I Wouldn't Have Told Anyone In Football About My Autism"

20 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Greg Halford is with us for this week's episode, talking through his recent diagnosis, his multiple moves, Mental strength, fall outs with Roy Keane, ...

Dave Bassett | Stick Your Olive Branch Up Your Arse

13 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Dave/Harry/Mike Bassett is with us for this week's episode talking through Parky's start at Barnsley, the rise of Wimbledon's Crazy Gang, handling Bil...

John Gregory | "If I'd Had A Gun I Would Have Shot Him"

06 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

John Gregory is with us for this weeks episode talking through is career as a player and manager at   Northampton, Aston Villa, QPR, Derby and Brigh...