Undr The Cosh

Peter Swan | The Dogs Dinner

03 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Peter Swan brings the chaos in this week's episode. Talking, nights out with Robbie Williams, stand off's with Stan Ternent, punch-up's with Neil Warn...

Daniel Nardiello | Dwight Yorke's Golden Ticket

27 Mar 2023

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Former Man Utd, Barnsley, QPR, Exeter, Rotherham and Bury forward Daniel Nardiello is with us for this week's episode. Talking, Man Utd Initiations, D...

Mick Harford | "Sorry Mum"

20 Mar 2023

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From one hard man to another as Mick Harford follows Kevin Ball this week, talking old school dark arts, nunchuck nights out, tunnel intimidation and ...

Kevin Ball | Cool, Calm, Calculated Aggression

13 Mar 2023

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Notorious hard man Kevin Ball is with us for this week's episode talking running with the hooligans as a youth, battles on and off the field, convinci...

Nicky Eaden | “Sorry for offering you out gaffa?”

06 Mar 2023

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Nicky Eaden is with us for this week's episode. Talking his rise through the Barnsley ranks, forcing moves, attempted fights with Steve Bruce & player...

Danny Simpson Pt2 | Premier League Winning Pub Team

27 Feb 2023

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Danny Simpson is back for part two this week. Reflecting on that incredible Premier League winning season with Leicester, fall-outs with Ranieri, Date...

Danny Simpson | Totti To Tommee Tippee

20 Feb 2023

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Danny Simpson is with us this week for part one of a double parter. Talking through his time coming through the ranks at Man Utd, Post Champions Leagu...

David Edgar | You're JoKinnear

13 Feb 2023

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Canadian International David Edgar is with us this week, talking through his time coming through ranks at Newcastle, signing for Owen Coyle at Burnley...

Tony Pulis | Christmas Party Pooper

06 Feb 2023

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Tony Pulis is with us for the first episode of the new series. Talking, trying to get Parky to lose weight, chilled out Ricardo, Bill Whizz Traoré, £...

End Of Year Best Of Patreon Special

19 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bringing our 2022 to a close with a look back at some of the best Patreon stories of the last 6 months. DON'T FORGET!! 💰 Get your free £10 matche...

World Cup 22 - Live From Qatar(ish) Ep5

09 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Back to the UK with a bump, as we freeze our knackers off in the build up to Englands World Cup quarter final v France, talking through Brazil's danc...

World Cup 22 - Live From Qatar Ep4

01 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The final day of our World Cup adventure. Reacting to England v Wales, our trip to the England training camp, and the atmosphere in and around Qatar s...

World Cup 22 - Live From Qatar Ep3

27 Nov 2022

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Day Six of our World Cup journey. Reacting to England v USA, our trip to the England training camp, and the atmosphere in and around Qatar so far #qat...

World Cup 22 - Live From Qatar Ep2

23 Nov 2022

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Day Three of our World Cup journey reacting to the ticket shambles at the England v Iran game and the atmosphere in Qatar #qatar #worldcup #worldcup20...

World Cup 22 - Live From Qatar Ep1

21 Nov 2022

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Day one of our World Cup journey is finally here. Browny and Chrissy hit Dubai and the Abu Dhabi Grand Pix hard whilst Parky is stuck in Doncaster. N...

Kieran Trippier | Walking On Hot Coals

14 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kieran Trippier is with us for this week's episode talking through his rise from Burley to La Legia champion. Including Eddie Howes sheep herding, Po...

Luke Varney | Prince Williams Stag Do

07 Nov 2022

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Luke Varney is with us for this week's episode talking through his rise from non-league to premier league. Including presents in his wash bag, pigs in...

David Stockdale | Jumpers For Goalposts, Corner Flags For Spears

31 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

David Stockdale is with us for this week's episode talking through his rise from non-league to the Premier League and the England squad. Including, Pa...

Owen Coyle | Not Bad For A Wanker

24 Oct 2022

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Coyyyyyleeee: Owen Coyle is with us for this week's episode, talking through the highlights of his playing career, his managerial philosophy, dealing ...

David Cotterill | Bale's Sweetie Missiles

17 Oct 2022

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David Cotterill is with us for this week's episode, talking, Cardiff & Swansea rivalry, Toshak's Little Buggers, spanking Craig Bellamy and Gareth Bal...

Craig Bromfield | The Untold Brian Clough Story

11 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Bromfield shares his incredible story of being taken in by Brian Clough and his family whilst still manager of Nottingham Forest. #underthecos...

David Hillier | "Is That Your Bag?"

03 Oct 2022

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David Hillier is with us for this week's episode. Talking, baggage theft, failed drugs tests, Bruce Rioch knife fights, an impeccable Patrick Vieira, ...

Leon McKenzie | I'm Not Here To Pretend

26 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Leon McKenzie is with us for this week's episode, talking Steve Coppell's influence, Iain Dowie's swimming, training ground scraps, racial abuse & dea...

Craig Hignett | Ravanelli's Milk Bill

19 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Hignett is with us for this week's episode, talking through his playing career at Crewe, Middlesbrough, Aberdeen, Barnsley and Blackburn before ...

Malcolm Christie Part 2 | Broken Dreams

12 Sep 2022

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Malcolm Christie concludes his emotional journey in this week's part two, talking through his move from Derby County to Middlesbrough, dealing with Im...

Malcolm Christie Pt1 | Part Time Agent Part Time Stuntman

05 Sep 2022

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Malcom Christie is with us for this week's episode. In part one Malcom talks through his rise from supermarket shelf stacker to his first premier leag...

Don Goodman |' Today, I'm A Commando'

29 Aug 2022

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Don Goodman is with us for this week's episode talking through his recovery from the Bradford fire disaster, commentary favouritism, Billy Whitehurst,...

Paddy Lacey | Football, Fighting & Prison

22 Aug 2022

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#PaddyLacey is with us for this weeks episode talking through his incredible journey from Liverpool's academy to a failed drugs test, prison and now o...

Kevin Lynch | Lynch The Ref

15 Aug 2022

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Former referee #KevinLynch is with us for the first episode of the new series talking European bribes, pitch invasions, angry pie men and showdowns wi...

Tommy Spurr | No Dough No Go

08 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Bring on the bromance! Browny's best buddy Tommy Spurr is with us this week talking through his career at Sheffield Wednesday, Doncaster, Preston, Bla...

End Of Series Special | Featuring Dean Saunders, Wayne Biggins, Dean Furman & Ben Pringle

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We bring series 13 to a close with a look back at our favourite moments and the Patreon best bits of 2022. Download the new ultimate Fantasy Football...

Bradley Orr Pt2 | Football's Full Of Snakes & Maggots

06 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

BradleyOrr is back for part two talking through his time dealing with Adel Taarabt at QPR, his nightmare move to #BlackburnRovers, the venomous abuse ...

Bradley Orr Pt1 | Sent Off Monday, In Jail Friday

30 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

#BradleyOrr is with us this week part one of his #UndrTheCosh Podcast, Talking through his time at Newcastle and Burnley and #BristolCity including An...

Matt Le Tissier | Xavi Loves Me, I Love Shania

23 May 2022

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Matt Le Tissier is with us for this weeks episode talking about is love of Southampton, Xavi and Shania Twain, The disappointment of not making Englan...

Jimmy Glass | Sports Personality Of The Century

16 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jimmy Glass is with us for this week's episode. Jimmy talks through his struggles dealing with pressures of professional football, scoring THAT goal f...

Sonny Pike - The Greatest Footballer That Never Was

09 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sonny Pike is with us this week discussing his time thrust into the limelight, hailed as the next Maradona, talking, trials with Ajax, million-pound l...

Peter Sweeney | 'He Bit The Fish In Half'

02 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Peter Sweeney is with us for this week's episode. talking through his time coming through the ranks at #Millwall, his #FACupFinal, struggling with inj...

Steve Howey Pt 2 | "Get That Emu Out"

25 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Steve Howey is back for part 2, talking Euro 96, Eileen Drewery, Gazza's antics, and Emu being removed from a meeting. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...

Steve Howey Pt1 | The Entertainers

18 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Steve Howey is with us for this week's episode. Taking through his rise through the Newcastle ranks, including Faustino Asprilla's Goofy Pyjamas, Ala...

Craig Davies Pt2 | Dave Whelan's Bag Of Cash

11 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Davies is back for Part 2, talking Neil Lennon's aggressive mantra, Strip club scraps, reunions with uncle Shez and Dave Whealan offering bags o...

Craig Davies Pt1 | Year 8 Headbutt

04 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Davies is with us this week, talking getting sacked by Man City, bulling gone too far at Oxford, playing in Italy at Verona, and his blossoming ...

Keith Treacy - Off The Rails

28 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

From having the world at his feet as a #repIreland international to struggling with demons, and how he came out of the other side. Keith Treacy tells ...

Jeff Winter | Who's The W*nker In The Black"

21 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jeff Winter talks through his career as a professional referee Including VAR, tensions with Graham Poll, Deepdale Duck's stench, arguments with Danny ...

Jamie Hoyland Pt 2 | Rottweiler On The Pool Table

15 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie Hoyland is back this week for part 2, talking through Harry Bassets tactics, dog dancing on pool tables, pre-match nips, East European warm-ups,...

Jamie Hoyland Pt1 | "Go Get Billy"

08 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie Hoyland is with us for this week's episodes, talking through his time coaching at Preston, parky securing new signings, coming through the ranks...

Matt Jarvis | Back Off Bowser

01 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Jarvis is with us for the first episode of the new series. Talking through his time coming through the ranks at Gillingham, Mick McCarthy's pool ...

End Of Series Christmas Debrief

27 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're signing off the 12th series with a special Christmas debrief, looking back at some of the live show mishaps, near-death experiences and looking ...

Baz Rathbone's Return | It's All About The Money

21 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Mick 'Baz' Rathbone joins us once again for his 2nd appearance on the show talking through his departure from Everton, writing the new book, working u...

Matt Mills | Fit In Or F**k Off

14 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Mills is with us this week talking about that Nigel Pearson headbutt, Giving the Reading fans the finger,  Senor Brenden Rodgers and the pitfall...

John Sheridan Pt 2 | Back Off Sausage Fingers

07 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

John Sheridan is back for part 2, talking back through his time at Sheffield Wednesday, Bolton, Oldham, and beyond. Talking fights with Big Ron, Hide ...

John Sheridan Pt1 | Soft As Sh*t

30 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

John Sheridan is with us for this week's episode talking through his philosophy on modern-day management, coming through the ranks at Leeds, leaving S...

Ben Turner | Head It, Boot It, Run Dead Fast

23 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ben Turner is with us this week talking through his rise through the Coventry City ranks, Malky at Cardiff, that League Cup final goal, almost retirin...

Marlon Harewood | "I'm Dropping A Sh*t On Levy's Desk"

16 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Marlon Harewood is with us this week talking through his career from Nottingham Forest to fresh challenges in China. Get involved in our Who Knows Wi...

Mid-Series Debrief | Featuring Darren Huckerby, Danny Graham, Andy Keogh and Jon Macken

09 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's been a while since we've had a debrief, but that time has come once again, including some of the best stories from some of the recent Patreon epi...

Mark Patterson Pt2 | What The F**k's Vermouth?

02 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Mark Patterson is back for part 2. Talking about his time at Bolton, Sheffield Utd, Bury, Southend and almost Burnley, Including Yards of ale, snow da...

Mark Patterson Pt 1 | Old School

26 Oct 2021

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Mark Patterson is with us this week taking us back to the old school. Talking coming through the ranks at Blackburn, saving managers from drowning, em...

Stewart Downing Pt2 | Rio Clocked Dirk Kuyt On The Sly

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Stewart Downing is back for part two talking Suarez bites, Rio clipping Dirk Kuyt, racial slurs, feeling loved by Big Sam, fallouts with Kranka, and i...

Stewart Downing Pt 1 | DJ Downing

12 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Stuart Downing is with us for this week's episode. Talking coming through the ranks at Boro, being chucked out the steam room by Paul Ince, Southgate ...

Alan Thompson | Pass The Bucket

05 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Alan Thompson is with us the week talking through his career at Newcastle, Bolton, Aston Villa, Celtic and Leeds, including an almost career ending ca...

Nicky Hunt Pt2 | Steve Evans' Tuck Shop

28 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Nicky Hunt is back for part 2 talking through his career post-Bolton Wanderers, including knocking off Robbie Savage off his podium, Steve Coppell's h...

Nicky Hunt Pt1 | God Bless You Jackie

20 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Former Bolton Wanderers, Bristol City & Accrington Stanley defender Nicky Hunt is with us for the 2nd episode of the series, discussing his 9 years in...

David Wheater | The Redcar Rock

13 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

David Wheater kicks off the new series with tales of his time coming through the ranks at Middlesbrough, his love of wrestling, not getting paid at Bo...

Euro 2020 Special #5 | Morning After The Night Before

05 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Some heavy for our fifth Euro20 special, reflecting on that 4-0 win against Ukraine and looking forward to the semi-final against Denmark. #It'scoming...

Euro 2020 Special #4 | Bring On The Germans

25 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Back for episode four of the Euro 2020 specials! Talking Billy Gillmore sat in his hotel Kane, Harry Kane's abstinence, Joachim Löw's fashion faux pa...

Euro 2020 Special #3 |Sorry

21 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Back for episode three of the Euro 2020 specials! With a heartfelt apology to all our Scottish friends. Kane needs a week off, Michael Owen - horny bu...

Euro 2020 Special #2 | Shove That Up Your Kilt

16 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Back for episode two of the Euro 2020 specials discussing England's victory over Croatia, David Marshall the Atlantic cod, The Yorkshire Pirlo, Gareth...

Euro 2020 Special | Watch Out For Fellaini

10 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

"It's Coming Home" We're building up to the Euros, with our first Euro 2020 special podcast! Talking through all the big topics - Tyrone Mings close l...

15: Mark Ward | Who Shot The Pope?

25 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Mark Ward is with us for the final episode of the series, talking through his career from Premier League footballer and Man City and Everton to servin...

14: Steven Davies Pt 2 | Parky's Trapdoor

18 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Steven Davies is with us for part 2, talking banana boats at Derby County, The chaos at Blackpool Fc, dealing with a life-changing injury, and a very ...

13: Steven Davies Pt1 | Welcome To The Jungle

11 May 2021

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Steven Davies is with us for this week's episode talking coming through making an impact at Tranmere at 16, being dragged from the National by Paul Je...

12: Lou Macari | More Than Marvellous

04 May 2021

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Lou Macari is with us this week talking through his playing career at Manchester United and Celtic, his roller coaster managerial career from Swindon ...

11: Martin Allen Pt2 | If You Say You're Gonna Swim It.. Swim It

27 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Martin Allen is back for part 2, talking through his managerial career across numerous clubs. Covering Salt and Pepper pots, swimming the Trent, runni...

10: Martin Allen Pt1 | Chiquitita, You And I Know

20 Apr 2021

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Martin Allen is with us this week for Part 1 - Talking tough love fuelling his passion, the birth of the Mad Dog, motivational music, and changing his...

9: Liam Dickinson | Pub Crawl Poster Boy

13 Apr 2021

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 Liam Dickinson is with us this week talking through his three-year transition from building site to Wembley, Pre-seasons in Ibiza, Barney Rubble and...

8: Danny Mills Pt2 | 65 Grand & A Double Whopper

06 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Danny Mills is back for part 2, talking through his time at the 2002 World Cup, contract issues at Leeds, struggles with injuries, and his love of min...

7: Danny Mills Pt1 | Covered In Blue Juice

30 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Danny Mills is with us this week talking Joey Barton - "The poor mans Roy Keane', David O'Leary's mild manner, Porta Loo pranks, and Beckingham Palace...

6: Andy Welsh | Two Blisters & A Fiver

23 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Andy Welsh is with us this week, talking Carlton Palmer's new year's celebrations, unwanted chiropodist bills, settling the cats, and the challenges i...

5: Rowan Vine Pt2 | Double Heavy

16 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Rowan Vine is back with his wrecking ball for part 2, talking through his time at QPR, Brentford, the SPL, and his struggles away from the football. I...

4: Rowan Vine Pt1 | "If Anyone Wants To Sue Me... Good Luck"

09 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Buckle up, Rowan Vine is with us this week talking through his time at Portsmouth, Southampton, Brentford, Colchester, and Luton. Hosted on Acast. See...

3: Nicky Forster | Parkin’s Bath Bomb

02 Mar 2021

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Nick Forster is with us this week talking through his playing career from Gillingham, Birmingham, Brighton, and beyond.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...

2: Andy Woodman Pt2 | Eight More Years

23 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Andy Woodman is back for an epic part 2 talking Graham Westley at Stevenage, Injuring old ladies at Charlton, and that infamous eight-year contract at...

1: Andy Woodman | Weetabix Hands

16 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Great to be back with series 11! Kicking off with former Crystal Palace, Northampton, and Oxford keeper Andy Woodman.Join the Undr The Cosh Who Knows ...

15: Mark Hudson | Without A Paddle

22 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Mark Hudson is with us this week, talking through his time coming through the ranks and Fulham, Jon Parkin's Birds, and learning from the best in the ...

14: Ben Marshall | Yeezy Money

15 Dec 2020

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Ben Marshall is with us this week talking car shares, living up to high expectations, black market deals, Jamie Vardy's chopper & dropping out of the ...

13: Nigel Jemson | "Mam, Cloughie hit me"

08 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Nigel Jemson is with us this week talking about coming through the ranks at Preston, turning down Sir Alex, walking Cloughies dog & missing the FA Cup...

12: Luke Steele Pt2 | "F**k Olympiacos"

01 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Luke Steele is back for part 2, talking Man Utd pantomimes, Mr Gay Uk, Greek Ultras and big decisions to be made. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...

11: Luke Steele Pt1 | Absolute Man Whack

24 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Former Manchester United, Barnsley and Panathinaikos keeper Luke Steele is with us this week talking through Barry Fry's tan, Alex Ferguson's negotiat...

10: Si Ferry Pt2 | Morning Gordon

17 Nov 2020

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Si Ferry back for part 2 - Talking through his time coming through the ranks at Celtic, Thomas Gravesen - Mad Mad. Pizza tossing and even more Paolo D...

9: Si Ferry Pt1 | " Paolo Di Caniooo, Paolo Di Caniooo"

10 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

North of the border this week with Ex- Celtic, Swindon, and Portsmouth midfielder talking the crazy world of Paolo Di Canio, fake armed robberies, the...

8: Michael Duberry Pt2 | I Don't Even Like Parmesan

03 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Michael Duberry is back for part 2. Talking the effects of the Woodgate, Bowyer trial. Kevin Blackwell, Luke Chadwick playing dead, trips to Boston an...

7: Michael Duberry Pt1 | "La La La La Zola"

27 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Michael Duberry is this week talking about coming through the ranks at Chelsea, bullying in the dressing room, Ruud Gullit's dressing gown, Princess L...

6: Iain Dowie | Straight Back To Non-League

20 Oct 2020

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Iain Dowie is with us this week, talking through his playing career at Luton, Crystal Palace and West Ham before moving into management at Crystal Pal...

5: Paddy Kenny Pt2 | Gloves Are Off

13 Oct 2020

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Paddy Kenny Pt 2 talking through his. time at QPR, Leeds, Rotherham, Bolton his life after football.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

4: Paddy Kenny Pt1 | The Sudocrem's Out

06 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Paddy Kenny is with us this week, talking through his early career at Bury and Sheffield Utd. Including cleaning up dog sh*t with Bruce Grobbelaar, co...

3: Simon Ramsden | Get The Tezzies Out

29 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Simon Ramsden is with us this week to talk through his career coming through his love for Sunderland, obscurer tattoos, Frank the Tank, eating glass, ...

2: Marc Bircham Pt2 | I've Done A Bit Of Bird

22 Sep 2020

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Marc Bircham is back for part 2, talking prank calls, OCD, boa constrictors, Aguerooooo, and his time in maximum security prison.  Hosted on Acast. S...

1: Marc Bircham Pt1 | No Curfew

15 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Marc Bircham invited us round to the manor this week to talk through his time with the Canadian national team, being a die-hard QPR fan, coming throug...

Bonus Episode | Undr The Cosh & Friends with Woody from Bastille, Darren Farley & Dean Saunders.

01 Sep 2020

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 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad cho...

Bonus Undr The Cosh & Friends | Three Drunks & Robbie Williams

25 Aug 2020

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 Undr The Cosh and Friends Bonus Episode part 3 - Featuring pop superstar Robbie Williams Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

Bonus Episode Undr The Cosh & Friends Pt2 | Adebayo Akinfenwa, Rowetta, Paul Dickov, Michael Vaughan, Andrew Whyment

18 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

 Undr The Cosh and Friends Bonus Episode part 2 - Featuring 'The Beast' Adebayo Akinfenwa, Happy Mondays vocalist Rowetta, Browny's old gaffer Paul D...