Undr The Cosh
Episodes
Lee Howey | Massively Violent & Decidedly Average
30 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Lee Howey is with us this week. Talking retirement at 20, a Belgium resurgence, playing for his boyhood club, fall outs with Stan Tenant, Glen Little'...
Brian Horton | Both Barrels Brian
23 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Brain Horton is with us for this week's episode talking though his 2000 game career at Brighton , Port Vale, Luton, Man City & Hull. Including Parky's...
Leroy Lita | Where's Leroy?
16 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Leroy Lita is with this week, talking Cilla Black's surprise, going off radar, Plasma Kung fu, and analysis naps. Don't forget to sign up to FairPlay ...
Graham Westley | Time to Set The Record Straight
09 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Graham Westley is with us for his showdown with Parky this weeks. Talking, autobiography fibs, Trundles trunk, Wilder's nipple pinch, Murderball, and ...
David Lee | Shearer's Map
02 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Former Bolton, Bury and Southampton winger David Lee is with us this week, talking replacing Matt Le Tissier, Alan Shearer's map, Terry Hurlock's ash ...
Julio Arca |Jelly Stings & Blackouts
25 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Julio Arca is with us for this week's episode talking through his tough transition arriving in the North East from Argentina at 18 and working his way...
Mark O'Brien | Game Of Two Hearts
18 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mark O'Brien is with us this week sharing his unbelievable story from making his debut at Derby at 16 to overcoming two major heart surgeries and scor...
Marc White | You Can Stick Your Badges Up Your...
11 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dorking Wanderers, owner, chairman and manager Marc White is with us for this week's episode share his and the clubs unbelievable story from park foot...
Mark Halsey | Chin Up Tugboat
04 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Former referee Mark Halsey is with us for this week's episode talking through his love for Man City, battles with Craig Bellamy, choice words for Rio ...
Scott Laird | How Would You Crack A Walnut?
28 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Scott Laird is with us for this weeks episode talking through his career including Plymouth, Stevenage, Preston and beyond. Including Westley's imagin...
Lee Sharpe | Fergie's Home Invasion
21 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The regular series is back with a bang as Lee Sharpe talks through his turbulent relationship with Sir Alex Ferguson, Roy Keane's jeweller, Gary Palis...
Matt Elliott | Three Pints Of Guinness & A Sheepskin Coat
15 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Matt Elliot is with us this week for the final episode of the series. Talking the Torquey Tipplers, Justin Fashanu's sheepskin, Oxford Utd's shooter, ...
Paul Caddis | Who Ate The Sauusage?
08 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Paul Caddis is with us for this week's episode talking through his rise from the Celtic academy to peeing with Thierry Henry, wrestling with Thomas Gr...
Adebayo Akinfenwa | Beast Mode ™
01 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Adebayo Akinfenwa is with us for this week's episode talking through his incredible rising from the cultural challenges of Lithuanian football, to Cha...
Steven Caulker | Blackout
24 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Steven Caulker is with us for this weeks episode talking through his rollercoaster career from playing for England & turning down a contract with Tott...
Rod Thornley | Top Trumps
17 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Former Man Utd and England masseur Rod Thornley is with us this week, talking... Sir Alex's spies, Mourinho's Pranks, Ronaldo exchanging a Porsche for...
Jason Lee | Fantasy Football | Baddiel's Apology | Steve Evans Teaching Gazza Free Kicks
10 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jason Lee is with us for this week's episode, talking the effects Fantasy Football on his career, David Baddiel's apology, vendettas on the field, axe...
Peter Swan | The Dogs Dinner
03 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Peter Swan brings the chaos in this week's episode. Talking, nights out with Robbie Williams, stand off's with Stan Ternent, punch-up's with Neil Warn...
Daniel Nardiello | Dwight Yorke's Golden Ticket
27 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Former Man Utd, Barnsley, QPR, Exeter, Rotherham and Bury forward Daniel Nardiello is with us for this week's episode. Talking, Man Utd Initiations, D...
Mick Harford | "Sorry Mum"
20 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
From one hard man to another as Mick Harford follows Kevin Ball this week, talking old school dark arts, nunchuck nights out, tunnel intimidation and ...
Kevin Ball | Cool, Calm, Calculated Aggression
13 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Notorious hard man Kevin Ball is with us for this week's episode talking running with the hooligans as a youth, battles on and off the field, convinci...
Nicky Eaden | “Sorry for offering you out gaffa?”
06 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Nicky Eaden is with us for this week's episode. Talking his rise through the Barnsley ranks, forcing moves, attempted fights with Steve Bruce & player...
Danny Simpson Pt2 | Premier League Winning Pub Team
27 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Danny Simpson is back for part two this week. Reflecting on that incredible Premier League winning season with Leicester, fall-outs with Ranieri, Date...
Danny Simpson | Totti To Tommee Tippee
20 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Danny Simpson is with us this week for part one of a double parter. Talking through his time coming through the ranks at Man Utd, Post Champions Leagu...
David Edgar | You're JoKinnear
13 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Canadian International David Edgar is with us this week, talking through his time coming through ranks at Newcastle, signing for Owen Coyle at Burnley...
Tony Pulis | Christmas Party Pooper
06 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tony Pulis is with us for the first episode of the new series. Talking, trying to get Parky to lose weight, chilled out Ricardo, Bill Whizz Traoré, £...
End Of Year Best Of Patreon Special
19 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bringing our 2022 to a close with a look back at some of the best Patreon stories of the last 6 months. DON'T FORGET!! 💰 Get your free £10 matche...
World Cup 22 - Live From Qatar(ish) Ep5
09 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Back to the UK with a bump, as we freeze our knackers off in the build up to Englands World Cup quarter final v France, talking through Brazil's danc...
World Cup 22 - Live From Qatar Ep4
01 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The final day of our World Cup adventure. Reacting to England v Wales, our trip to the England training camp, and the atmosphere in and around Qatar s...
World Cup 22 - Live From Qatar Ep3
27 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Day Six of our World Cup journey. Reacting to England v USA, our trip to the England training camp, and the atmosphere in and around Qatar so far #qat...
World Cup 22 - Live From Qatar Ep2
23 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Day Three of our World Cup journey reacting to the ticket shambles at the England v Iran game and the atmosphere in Qatar #qatar #worldcup #worldcup20...
World Cup 22 - Live From Qatar Ep1
21 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Day one of our World Cup journey is finally here. Browny and Chrissy hit Dubai and the Abu Dhabi Grand Pix hard whilst Parky is stuck in Doncaster. N...
Kieran Trippier | Walking On Hot Coals
14 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Kieran Trippier is with us for this week's episode talking through his rise from Burley to La Legia champion. Including Eddie Howes sheep herding, Po...
Luke Varney | Prince Williams Stag Do
07 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Luke Varney is with us for this week's episode talking through his rise from non-league to premier league. Including presents in his wash bag, pigs in...
David Stockdale | Jumpers For Goalposts, Corner Flags For Spears
31 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
David Stockdale is with us for this week's episode talking through his rise from non-league to the Premier League and the England squad. Including, Pa...
Owen Coyle | Not Bad For A Wanker
24 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Coyyyyyleeee: Owen Coyle is with us for this week's episode, talking through the highlights of his playing career, his managerial philosophy, dealing ...
David Cotterill | Bale's Sweetie Missiles
17 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
David Cotterill is with us for this week's episode, talking, Cardiff & Swansea rivalry, Toshak's Little Buggers, spanking Craig Bellamy and Gareth Bal...
Craig Bromfield | The Untold Brian Clough Story
11 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Bromfield shares his incredible story of being taken in by Brian Clough and his family whilst still manager of Nottingham Forest. #underthecos...
David Hillier | "Is That Your Bag?"
03 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
David Hillier is with us for this week's episode. Talking, baggage theft, failed drugs tests, Bruce Rioch knife fights, an impeccable Patrick Vieira, ...
Leon McKenzie | I'm Not Here To Pretend
26 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Leon McKenzie is with us for this week's episode, talking Steve Coppell's influence, Iain Dowie's swimming, training ground scraps, racial abuse & dea...
Craig Hignett | Ravanelli's Milk Bill
19 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Hignett is with us for this week's episode, talking through his playing career at Crewe, Middlesbrough, Aberdeen, Barnsley and Blackburn before ...
Malcolm Christie Part 2 | Broken Dreams
12 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Malcolm Christie concludes his emotional journey in this week's part two, talking through his move from Derby County to Middlesbrough, dealing with Im...
Malcolm Christie Pt1 | Part Time Agent Part Time Stuntman
05 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Malcom Christie is with us for this week's episode. In part one Malcom talks through his rise from supermarket shelf stacker to his first premier leag...
Don Goodman |' Today, I'm A Commando'
29 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Don Goodman is with us for this week's episode talking through his recovery from the Bradford fire disaster, commentary favouritism, Billy Whitehurst,...
Paddy Lacey | Football, Fighting & Prison
22 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
#PaddyLacey is with us for this weeks episode talking through his incredible journey from Liverpool's academy to a failed drugs test, prison and now o...
Kevin Lynch | Lynch The Ref
15 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Former referee #KevinLynch is with us for the first episode of the new series talking European bribes, pitch invasions, angry pie men and showdowns wi...
Tommy Spurr | No Dough No Go
08 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Bring on the bromance! Browny's best buddy Tommy Spurr is with us this week talking through his career at Sheffield Wednesday, Doncaster, Preston, Bla...
End Of Series Special | Featuring Dean Saunders, Wayne Biggins, Dean Furman & Ben Pringle
13 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We bring series 13 to a close with a look back at our favourite moments and the Patreon best bits of 2022. Download the new ultimate Fantasy Football...
Bradley Orr Pt2 | Football's Full Of Snakes & Maggots
06 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
BradleyOrr is back for part two talking through his time dealing with Adel Taarabt at QPR, his nightmare move to #BlackburnRovers, the venomous abuse ...
Bradley Orr Pt1 | Sent Off Monday, In Jail Friday
30 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
#BradleyOrr is with us this week part one of his #UndrTheCosh Podcast, Talking through his time at Newcastle and Burnley and #BristolCity including An...
Matt Le Tissier | Xavi Loves Me, I Love Shania
23 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Matt Le Tissier is with us for this weeks episode talking about is love of Southampton, Xavi and Shania Twain, The disappointment of not making Englan...
Jimmy Glass | Sports Personality Of The Century
16 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jimmy Glass is with us for this week's episode. Jimmy talks through his struggles dealing with pressures of professional football, scoring THAT goal f...
Sonny Pike - The Greatest Footballer That Never Was
09 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Sonny Pike is with us this week discussing his time thrust into the limelight, hailed as the next Maradona, talking, trials with Ajax, million-pound l...
Peter Sweeney | 'He Bit The Fish In Half'
02 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Peter Sweeney is with us for this week's episode. talking through his time coming through the ranks at #Millwall, his #FACupFinal, struggling with inj...
Steve Howey Pt 2 | "Get That Emu Out"
25 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Steve Howey is back for part 2, talking Euro 96, Eileen Drewery, Gazza's antics, and Emu being removed from a meeting. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...
Steve Howey Pt1 | The Entertainers
18 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Steve Howey is with us for this week's episode. Taking through his rise through the Newcastle ranks, including Faustino Asprilla's Goofy Pyjamas, Ala...
Craig Davies Pt2 | Dave Whelan's Bag Of Cash
11 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Davies is back for Part 2, talking Neil Lennon's aggressive mantra, Strip club scraps, reunions with uncle Shez and Dave Whealan offering bags o...
Craig Davies Pt1 | Year 8 Headbutt
04 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Craig Davies is with us this week, talking getting sacked by Man City, bulling gone too far at Oxford, playing in Italy at Verona, and his blossoming ...
Keith Treacy - Off The Rails
28 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
From having the world at his feet as a #repIreland international to struggling with demons, and how he came out of the other side. Keith Treacy tells ...
Jeff Winter | Who's The W*nker In The Black"
21 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jeff Winter talks through his career as a professional referee Including VAR, tensions with Graham Poll, Deepdale Duck's stench, arguments with Danny ...
Jamie Hoyland Pt 2 | Rottweiler On The Pool Table
15 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jamie Hoyland is back this week for part 2, talking through Harry Bassets tactics, dog dancing on pool tables, pre-match nips, East European warm-ups,...
Jamie Hoyland Pt1 | "Go Get Billy"
08 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Jamie Hoyland is with us for this week's episodes, talking through his time coaching at Preston, parky securing new signings, coming through the ranks...
Matt Jarvis | Back Off Bowser
01 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Matt Jarvis is with us for the first episode of the new series. Talking through his time coming through the ranks at Gillingham, Mick McCarthy's pool ...
End Of Series Christmas Debrief
27 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're signing off the 12th series with a special Christmas debrief, looking back at some of the live show mishaps, near-death experiences and looking ...
Baz Rathbone's Return | It's All About The Money
21 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Mick 'Baz' Rathbone joins us once again for his 2nd appearance on the show talking through his departure from Everton, writing the new book, working u...
Matt Mills | Fit In Or F**k Off
14 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Matt Mills is with us this week talking about that Nigel Pearson headbutt, Giving the Reading fans the finger, Senor Brenden Rodgers and the pitfall...
John Sheridan Pt 2 | Back Off Sausage Fingers
07 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
John Sheridan is back for part 2, talking back through his time at Sheffield Wednesday, Bolton, Oldham, and beyond. Talking fights with Big Ron, Hide ...
John Sheridan Pt1 | Soft As Sh*t
30 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
John Sheridan is with us for this week's episode talking through his philosophy on modern-day management, coming through the ranks at Leeds, leaving S...
Ben Turner | Head It, Boot It, Run Dead Fast
23 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ben Turner is with us this week talking through his rise through the Coventry City ranks, Malky at Cardiff, that League Cup final goal, almost retirin...
Marlon Harewood | "I'm Dropping A Sh*t On Levy's Desk"
16 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Marlon Harewood is with us this week talking through his career from Nottingham Forest to fresh challenges in China. Get involved in our Who Knows Wi...
Mid-Series Debrief | Featuring Darren Huckerby, Danny Graham, Andy Keogh and Jon Macken
09 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's been a while since we've had a debrief, but that time has come once again, including some of the best stories from some of the recent Patreon epi...
Mark Patterson Pt2 | What The F**k's Vermouth?
02 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Mark Patterson is back for part 2. Talking about his time at Bolton, Sheffield Utd, Bury, Southend and almost Burnley, Including Yards of ale, snow da...
Mark Patterson Pt 1 | Old School
26 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Mark Patterson is with us this week taking us back to the old school. Talking coming through the ranks at Blackburn, saving managers from drowning, em...
Stewart Downing Pt2 | Rio Clocked Dirk Kuyt On The Sly
19 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Stewart Downing is back for part two talking Suarez bites, Rio clipping Dirk Kuyt, racial slurs, feeling loved by Big Sam, fallouts with Kranka, and i...
Stewart Downing Pt 1 | DJ Downing
12 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Stuart Downing is with us for this week's episode. Talking coming through the ranks at Boro, being chucked out the steam room by Paul Ince, Southgate ...
Alan Thompson | Pass The Bucket
05 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Alan Thompson is with us the week talking through his career at Newcastle, Bolton, Aston Villa, Celtic and Leeds, including an almost career ending ca...
Nicky Hunt Pt2 | Steve Evans' Tuck Shop
28 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Nicky Hunt is back for part 2 talking through his career post-Bolton Wanderers, including knocking off Robbie Savage off his podium, Steve Coppell's h...
Nicky Hunt Pt1 | God Bless You Jackie
20 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Former Bolton Wanderers, Bristol City & Accrington Stanley defender Nicky Hunt is with us for the 2nd episode of the series, discussing his 9 years in...
David Wheater | The Redcar Rock
13 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
David Wheater kicks off the new series with tales of his time coming through the ranks at Middlesbrough, his love of wrestling, not getting paid at Bo...
Euro 2020 Special #5 | Morning After The Night Before
05 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Some heavy for our fifth Euro20 special, reflecting on that 4-0 win against Ukraine and looking forward to the semi-final against Denmark. #It'scoming...
Euro 2020 Special #4 | Bring On The Germans
25 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Back for episode four of the Euro 2020 specials! Talking Billy Gillmore sat in his hotel Kane, Harry Kane's abstinence, Joachim Löw's fashion faux pa...
Euro 2020 Special #3 |Sorry
21 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Back for episode three of the Euro 2020 specials! With a heartfelt apology to all our Scottish friends. Kane needs a week off, Michael Owen - horny bu...
Euro 2020 Special #2 | Shove That Up Your Kilt
16 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Back for episode two of the Euro 2020 specials discussing England's victory over Croatia, David Marshall the Atlantic cod, The Yorkshire Pirlo, Gareth...
Euro 2020 Special | Watch Out For Fellaini
10 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
"It's Coming Home" We're building up to the Euros, with our first Euro 2020 special podcast! Talking through all the big topics - Tyrone Mings close l...
15: Mark Ward | Who Shot The Pope?
25 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Mark Ward is with us for the final episode of the series, talking through his career from Premier League footballer and Man City and Everton to servin...
14: Steven Davies Pt 2 | Parky's Trapdoor
18 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Steven Davies is with us for part 2, talking banana boats at Derby County, The chaos at Blackpool Fc, dealing with a life-changing injury, and a very ...
13: Steven Davies Pt1 | Welcome To The Jungle
11 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Steven Davies is with us for this week's episode talking coming through making an impact at Tranmere at 16, being dragged from the National by Paul Je...
12: Lou Macari | More Than Marvellous
04 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Lou Macari is with us this week talking through his playing career at Manchester United and Celtic, his roller coaster managerial career from Swindon ...
11: Martin Allen Pt2 | If You Say You're Gonna Swim It.. Swim It
27 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Martin Allen is back for part 2, talking through his managerial career across numerous clubs. Covering Salt and Pepper pots, swimming the Trent, runni...
10: Martin Allen Pt1 | Chiquitita, You And I Know
20 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Martin Allen is with us this week for Part 1 - Talking tough love fuelling his passion, the birth of the Mad Dog, motivational music, and changing his...
9: Liam Dickinson | Pub Crawl Poster Boy
13 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Liam Dickinson is with us this week talking through his three-year transition from building site to Wembley, Pre-seasons in Ibiza, Barney Rubble and...
8: Danny Mills Pt2 | 65 Grand & A Double Whopper
06 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Danny Mills is back for part 2, talking through his time at the 2002 World Cup, contract issues at Leeds, struggles with injuries, and his love of min...
7: Danny Mills Pt1 | Covered In Blue Juice
30 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Danny Mills is with us this week talking Joey Barton - "The poor mans Roy Keane', David O'Leary's mild manner, Porta Loo pranks, and Beckingham Palace...
6: Andy Welsh | Two Blisters & A Fiver
23 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Andy Welsh is with us this week, talking Carlton Palmer's new year's celebrations, unwanted chiropodist bills, settling the cats, and the challenges i...
5: Rowan Vine Pt2 | Double Heavy
16 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Rowan Vine is back with his wrecking ball for part 2, talking through his time at QPR, Brentford, the SPL, and his struggles away from the football. I...
4: Rowan Vine Pt1 | "If Anyone Wants To Sue Me... Good Luck"
09 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Buckle up, Rowan Vine is with us this week talking through his time at Portsmouth, Southampton, Brentford, Colchester, and Luton. Hosted on Acast. See...
3: Nicky Forster | Parkin’s Bath Bomb
02 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Nick Forster is with us this week talking through his playing career from Gillingham, Birmingham, Brighton, and beyond. Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...
2: Andy Woodman Pt2 | Eight More Years
23 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Andy Woodman is back for an epic part 2 talking Graham Westley at Stevenage, Injuring old ladies at Charlton, and that infamous eight-year contract at...
1: Andy Woodman | Weetabix Hands
16 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Great to be back with series 11! Kicking off with former Crystal Palace, Northampton, and Oxford keeper Andy Woodman.Join the Undr The Cosh Who Knows ...
15: Mark Hudson | Without A Paddle
22 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Mark Hudson is with us this week, talking through his time coming through the ranks and Fulham, Jon Parkin's Birds, and learning from the best in the ...