Gaslighting, Crosswords & Chanel Returns
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We are here. We'll not use that phrase anymore. We are queer. How dare you? How is everyone? How's everyone feeling? I'm feeling great. I haven't felt that well the last couple of days. I don't know why. I've been so lethargic and just not feeling great. And today I just have a spring in my step. Oh my God, I'm the exact same, but I slept terribly on Wednesday. I'm waking up. I go to sleep and I wake up an hour and a half after I wake up. I'm like, almost like it's morning time. Then I go in for a quick Jimmy Riddle. Well, just get up, you lazy bitch. I go to sleep quite quickly. At half eleven.
Get up and start your day. At night. Get up and start your day.
And then I wake up at like, then I wake up at 5am. I'm like, what's going on here? And I'm struggling to get back to sleep at 5am. But listen, it is what it is. I don't, now listen, I know that not everyone is interested in sleep, but I found the most interesting sleep facts. And I literally was like, oh my God, it was just, it was very interesting.
These are weird things that happen to your body while you sleep. Your body dies. paralyzes itself. So during REM sleep, your brain shuts down your muscles so you don't act out your dreams. Not mad.
Oh my God. Well, that kind of maybe ties in a little bit to the, you know, that, what's it called when people imagine someone, sleep paralysis. Yeah. But that's, that's a little bit different. Like, and you have this, as Fanny used to have that, and it was the same goblin that used to come and sit on his, on his chest.
And like he would, it would be the same thing. So he was going out with this girl who was a bit like, let's say quite, you could imagine her to be quite full on. And it happened the whole time he was with her and then stopped when they broke up. Not mad. Yeah. Causing some goblins in their sleep. So you know the falling feeling when you're like... That is when your muscles relax too fast and your brain thinks you're falling and jolts you awake to save you. Like your camera's just zoomed in a lot. Well, I look great, so I don't care. Can we leave it?
Okay. You can't smell in your sleep. So that's why smoke alarms exist because you're not going to wake up to the smoke alarm. to the smell of smoke well that's what happened to us remember our au pair Mayella woke up and there was basically there was some something that was on fire in Frederick's wall in his room and the whole house was just like like you could barely like kind of see in terms of the visibility and the fire brigade came they had to hammer out the wall to put it out and she woke up and she had sinus problems so it was very bizarre that she woke up and had she not woken us up Frederick was asleep in the room oh But the smoke was all around the house.
Emma, don't worry.
I would have been fine. I was on the other side of the house. Don't worry.
What interesting sleep facts do the hosts share?
It was smoky everywhere. She was in the East Wing. And yeah, the fire brigade said, yeah, a few more hours and you would have all been brown bread. Yeah, not great now. I wouldn't have been though. So I would have missed you. I would have. The ghosts in your room would have gotten you. I know. Your brain flushes your body out. So when it gets rid of toxins and waste, including proteins linked to Alzheimer's.
I saw this thing online yesterday.
And now like not being a conspiracy theorist, But if you have like gum disease and really bad teeth problems that you don't sort out, you know, if you have like halitosis or if you suck your gums and they bleed and stuff like that, you have a 70% higher chance of getting Alzheimer's.
So it is really linked to that.
I've heard stuff about that too. I've heard that to do with teeth health. Teeth health, is that right? Dentist? Oh, whatever. Dental health? That seems more.
Amber this one's for you you lose around a pound of water you exhale moisture and sweat so by the morning you've lost almost half a kilo just through breathing oh that's the yellow pillows now we know the yellow pillows are from bloody tan and they're not yellow anymore how dare you say they're from tan accusing oh no the tan's come through the tan the tan has come through the tan has come through onto my mattress topper so I'll have to throw that in the washing machine
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:02–2:54
2
What interesting sleep facts do the hosts share?
2:54–5:48
3
How do Vogue and Amber handle their chaotic lives?
5:48–26:15
4
What accidental Chanel scandal do they discuss?
26:15–33:31
5
How do they navigate sibling arguments during the episode?
33:31–39:29