#2776 RHOBH S1417 Part One: Bird Brained Carnies
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Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast for all the crap we love to talk about on Ye Olde Brobs. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hi, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How are you?
Good. How you doing? I am fabulous. You know, here we are, midweek, season finale, Beverly Hills. Very exciting times.
What are the upcoming tour dates for Watch What Crappens?
It really is, you guys. A lot of Beverly Hills stuff to talk about today. We are on tour. We're in the thick of it right now. The Mountain Hysteria Tour. This weekend, we are going to be in Washington, D.C. Whoa. And then followed by that, we're going to be at the Philadelphia Fillmore, okay? In Philadelphia. And in Washington, we're going to be doing Southern Charm. No, Summer House. Yes. Washington and Southern Charm. Washington is Southern Charm. And then in Philadelphia, we're doing Summer House. Okay. You know what? And the following week, we're going to be other places. We're going to be in Boston, Detroit, Chicago. Chicago sold out. Sorry. Okay. You know what? You should have got your tickets earlier because it's sold out.
But then after, we're going to go to Emo's in Austin and the Dallas Texas Theater in Dallas and Las Vegas, which is going to be super, super fun. So get your tickets.
Well, I didn't realize we're going to the Dallas theater or the Texas theater, because as I, you know, I love to trumpet this stat that when Watcher Crappens went to the Texas theater in Dallas back in, I don't know, 2019 or so, we broke the record for the most cocktail served in one night at that theater. And it's the same theater. Where What's-His-Face was arrested, the guy who assassinated JFK. So there's two notches of history in that theater. One is that they arrested the assassin of JFK there. And two is that Watch What Crappens sold most drinks ever in one night there. So come be part of history again. Big history.
Let's repeat history. Come buy a lot of alcohol, but let's not find any murderers. Hopefully. No murderers welcome. So that should be super fun. Also, we're doing White Lotus recaps over on Patreon. We did a catch-up just for the past six episodes, but then we're going to do recaps for episodes seven and eight. So join Patreon for that. It's also where you get video recaps like this one. Hi, we're on video. You might see me throwing my throat directly to the camera to show off my beautiful strep throat, which I've... proudly received, probably from hugging one of you fuckers at these meet and greets. I can't believe you're recording today with a stripped throat. That's wild. I actually dedicate you to the craft.
I'm surprised it doesn't hurt more to talk because it hurts like F to swallow. Oh my God. Knives, knives, knives.
Okay, I've swallowed knives. Yeah, I really do think you should get some Tylenol, because that will help. I am very impressed with your resilience right now.
What was the social media reaction to the RHOBH season finale?
Well, you know what is helping? Ice cream. Good old-fashioned Creamy Creations by HEB. But, you know, I'm going to end up maybe feeling a little bit better for five minutes, but with a bigger muffin top. But guess what? Worth it. Worth it. Worth every calorie. Creamy Creations. Okay, so let's get to it. We are on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season finale. Wow.
Erica and... I'm sorry, go ahead. I was about to say, I have people that are angry at me speaking of Beverly Hills. I don't believe it. Because... Yes. It's true. You never have people angry at you. It's true. I don't believe it. Yeah, no, it happens. Are you sure they just didn't get us confused? Well, I have the reputation for being the quote-unquote sweet one, the nice one, which is hilarious. But no, so yesterday... I didn't even realize that this was season finale because last week ended with a to be continued and there was no next week on the season finale. And I didn't see any promo over the course of the week saying anything until yesterday late afternoon. There was an article about Jennifer Tilly in the New York times that said that the season finale was tonight.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is this Watch What Crappens episode about?
0:00–0:48
2
What are the upcoming tour dates for Watch What Crappens?
0:48–3:21
3
What was the social media reaction to the RHOBH season finale?
3:21–7:13
4
Why are fans upset with Erika Jayne?
7:13–11:13
5
How did Garcelle's departure from RHOBH affect the cast?
11:13–18:34
6
What happened during the RHOBH boat trip in St. Lucia?
18:34–28:11
7
How did Sutton and Erika's conflict unfold in this episode?
28:11–58:51