#3311 RHORI S1E03: Discount Disco
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well hello and welcome to watch what happens i'm ronnie that is ben hello banuni how you doing there hi how are you good everybody welcome to real housewives of rudylandia um if you want this on video or you want bonus episodes this week we'll be top chef or if you want ad free listening or a discord server access which is a fun place to go talk, or a free weekly newsletter slash blog recap thing, go over to patreon.com slash watch what crappens. And today is Real Housewives of Rhode Island season one, episode three, Saturday Night Fever Dream. Mmm. It is our second Studio 54 party in a week on Bravo. They're really leaning into that Studio 54 time.
What was the other one?
Rachel Zoe's party on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Oh, right.
You're right. You're right. Well, here we are in episode three, and we finally got our taglines. Actually, we had our taglines for Atlanta, it just occurred to me. We forgot to even say what they were. Okay, well, next week on Atlanta, we'll give you guys the taglines. This week, here are the Rhode Island taglines. We start with Kelsey, who says, "'Who needs a sugar daddy when my life is this sweet?' Like your life is that sweet because of your sugar daddy. I hate to break it to you. So you have a sugar daddy and that is why your life is sweet.
Yes. Yes. And you're also cheating on the sugar daddy blatantly on TV, which is ballsy.
I got to say, I have to say like, I love the ballsiness to basically be hatching a murder plot on TV. Like these guys are going to, plan to commit murder and like get the guy's money. Right.
And a hundred percent, they totally seem like they're going to screw. They're going to totally murder this guy. I'm so glad you said that. It does seem like that. Yes.
Like we've seen this movie before girls in the, with the sugar daddy, she's upset. He's with him. He, he likes the other, the other wife more, the other girlfriend more doesn't treat her with respect. She feels trapped. She meets a hot new guy with a big booty. And then they decide, you know what? We're going to rob them. Go off to Mexico. Like, it's happening. It's like, it's right here. It's all happening.
Well, she didn't even meet the guy with the booty. She's already been with the guy. She's known the guy for years and years. So, yeah, it's like one of those, okay, you go get the rich guy. We'll kill the rich guy. And they would have done it, but the guy's always out of town. They can just never get him. They're just, they're too regional. They're like, oh, we would kill him, but we just can't make our way down to Florida. Airlines.
What happens at the Bravo Studio 54 party in Rhode Island?
God, ever since they changed the seating on Southwest Airlines.
Just can't. Well, unfortunately, we can't take our gun through security anymore. So it's been real hard.
So Rula's like, I have a blessed life and I'm a loyal wife. Yeah, but your husband's not loyal. What are you? Do you talk about being a lawyer? You're a sucker. OK, that's what you need to say. But I, I, my lips pucker and I'm a sucker. You know, your husband is cheating on you. He doesn't even deny it right now. Leave that man. What is wrong? What is going on over there? Do I need to go pick you up? I will.
I Lebanese sister. I will. I know. I was so excited for you that they had that whole scene of Lebanese women getting together, especially that one lady. Oh, I love her. We need to see more of her. Then we have Alicia who says, why? Why settle for just a slice when you can have the whole damn pie?
A pie slice.
Why have a slice of a pie? I was sort of hoping she'd say something about a cracker. Why not get a cracker? Yeah. You know, that's the way the cookie crumbles.
That's why I also have a cracker.
Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I like hers because I feel that way. And that's how I eat pizza. I eat the whole thing. I agree. I just did it the other day. It was painful. I was with you. I shouldn't be able to eat that much pizza because I'm on a GLP-1, but I did.
What are the taglines for the Real Housewives of Rhode Island?
I somehow did it. We had a lot of pizza together the other night.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–3:03
2
What happens at the Bravo Studio 54 party in Rhode Island?
3:03–4:27
3
What are the taglines for the Real Housewives of Rhode Island?
4:27–5:35
4
How do the Housewives react to the cheating husband?
5:35–12:16
5
How does Liz handle rumors about her friendship?
12:16–15:21
6
What drama unfolds when the Housewives gather at the party?
15:21–17:27
7
What are the implications of Joellen's accusations?
17:27–19:06
8
How does Rula cope with the tension at the party?
19:06–1:09:07
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