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#3354 The Valley S3E06: Park of Unamusement

07 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main theme of The Valley S3E06?

0.031 - 25.982 Ben Mandelker

Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens.

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26.042 - 28.705 Kristen

I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hello, Ben.

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29.613 - 31.016 Ronnie Karam

Hi, Ronnie. How's it going?

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31.076 - 32.619 Kristen

Good. How are you?

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34.784 - 39.073 Ronnie Karam

I am like beyond great right now. How are you?

39.113 - 41.378 Kristen

Beyond great.

42.016 - 58.377 Ronnie Karam

Well, because I spent basically two and a half seasons of the valley saying that there's pools of darkness in Danny's eyes. And finally, finally, he showed him his true self. And I'm like, I get to be Ronnie today. I can say I did it.

Chapter 2: How does Janet's personality impact the group dynamics?

58.457 - 62.843 Ronnie Karam

I saw it. I saw it.

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62.975 - 69.127 Kristen

He was a little asshole. Oh, my God. That guy's pretty much irredeemable at this point. F that guy. God.

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69.427 - 80.528 Ronnie Karam

Yeah. I told you I said last season he's being protected. I said last season he's being protected. And now Jax isn't there. So now they're showing it all. Nice.

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80.508 - 84.955 Kristen

Well, we'll get into that. It is the Valley Day today on Watch What Happens.

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Chapter 3: What controversial past does Dr. Dre have that affects the discussion?

84.995 - 101.622 Kristen

We're doing a cabaret in New York, a musical, a Bravo musical. It's going to be on June 3rd and June 5th in New York City at Club 42. The tickets are sold out for the first two shows. We added a show on June the 5th.

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101.602 - 127.255 Kristen

at 9 30 p.m so that's our last one it's going to be super fun so come see that um if you want to live stream the show there are tickets for all three nights to live stream so you can join us that way if you want to okay who's gonna stop you not me uh so join us for that also if you want this recap on video or you want bonus episodes or you want ad free listening or you want discord server to talk to other listeners all that good stuff

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127.235 - 135.439 Kristen

go to patreon.com. That's where you get that. And today, it's The Valley, Season 3, Episode 6, all aboard!

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136.313 - 161.933 Ronnie Karam

all aboard yes we're going to san diego san diego you know we should probably address one thing right at the top of this episode that uh you know last week i i know i personally was like oh my god this is so crazy michelle lolly and dr dre like this is this is absolutely i was like because i was so amused oh yeah that that that michelle lolly like has wound up with like a

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161.913 - 182.121 Ronnie Karam

Global superstar and icon. Like, where did that come from? I'm still very amused by that. But a lot of people DM me to remind me that Dr. Dre also has a horrific, terrible past as someone who's beaten up his wives and girlfriends. And so, like, I'm not making light of that at all whatsoever. And it's also very scary.

Chapter 4: How do Danny's actions affect his relationship with Kristen?

182.141 - 191.052 Ronnie Karam

And I hope that, like, Michelle will be okay and safe. But I do want to address... If I didn't know, it's just something I just wasn't even thinking about.

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191.152 - 208.913 Kristen

It wasn't coming up on my Dr. Dre Google alerts. What can I tell you? I don't have my Dr. Dre Google alert set. But, yeah, I didn't even know, but I looked it up, and it's bad. I mean, yikes. He's an asshole. Even beyond that stuff, like when you –

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209.146 - 235.727 Kristen

what am i trying to say beyond like what's even worse than abuse i'm not trying to say that i'm just starting aside maybe saying aside from in addition to being an abuser he's quoted as saying something like well so what like you know like just blowing it off like who cares like she started it i'm like oh wow classy fucking classy so yeah that guy's a real prick so

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236.298 - 253.53 Ronnie Karam

Not really sure what Michelle's thinking there, but yikes. That was obviously not something that we were considering as we were just being snarky. Of course, I'm always attracted to the shiny trinkets of fame, and I'm like, oh my god, how hilarious. You're not the only one, apparently.

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Chapter 5: What is the significance of the San Diego trip for the cast?

253.51 - 275.402 Ronnie Karam

I love the fact that like she went from Jesse Lally to a superstar. And I was like, oh my God, that's so cool. But obviously there's more than meets the eye. So I just want to acknowledge that like we hear you all on that. So it wouldn't be the Valley without, you know, undertones of darkness. And we have lots of that today. So I know, right? Like way to start it off, everyone.

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276.664 - 293.085 Kristen

So it's the Valley. So of course someone's going to, you know, date an abuser. Wouldn't be the first time on this show, but what the fuck are you thinking, Michelle? You have a child. Hello. So, yeah, so now previously Tom went out. What were you going to say?

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Chapter 6: How do the characters handle parenting challenges during the trip?

293.74 - 312.163 Ronnie Karam

I was just going to skip the previouslys because it starts with previously Tom, and I'm like, I'm just going to skip it. I don't care about previously anything with Tom Schwartz. I will say I had kind of a very valet moment last night. I felt like a la-la moment, which is appropriate because it happened at a valet stand. So, you know, valet, valet, it's almost the same thing.

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312.884 - 333.499 Ronnie Karam

And I was getting my car from the valet, and this girl walks right up to the valet and goes... Can I get my fucking car? I've been waiting an hour, a fucking hour. And I was like, oh my God. I was like, it's all happening. An amazing moment at the ballet stand. And I was like, and she was, she looked like Lala. She was talking like Lala. I was like this. And the ballet was like horrified.

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Chapter 7: What humorous moments occur at Belmont Park?

333.539 - 352.206 Ronnie Karam

And then, and then she just started to laugh. She goes, I'm fucking with you, Dustin. I'm fucking with you. It's my birthday. She goes, I did a good job, right? And then I was like, yeah, you did a good job. He's like, yeah, I didn't know what the fuck was going on. I was like, you did a really good job. She goes, oh my God, thank you. I really committed.

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352.246 - 365.904 Ronnie Karam

I said, I'm going to talk about it on the podcast, my podcast tomorrow. She goes, you are? Oh my God, thank you. So here it is, me talking about it. But also like, who the fuck does that? It's funny. Terrifying the poor valet.

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365.924 - 387.147 Kristen

I love that. That's funny. So we start with Lala, speaking of. She's walking around the house while Sosa crawls behind her. And she's like, yeah, that's so good, Sos. Bye, girl. And Sosa's like, bye, girl. Bye, Lala. I think she just said, bye, Lala. And they put on, bye, girl. But it was still pretty cute.

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387.785 - 389.81 Ronnie Karam

Top of the morning. Top of the morning to you.

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Chapter 8: How does the episode conclude with reflections on loss and friendship?

390.392 - 401.061 Ronnie Karam

And then we go to Michelle's house and she's with Isabella. And she's like, I think you need to burn up some energy, Isabella. Do you want to practice a push-up? What?

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402.745 - 403.768 Ben Mandelker

Since when?

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404.778 - 420.455 Ronnie Karam

I feel like I've never heard a parent say that like, okay, normally it's like you need a timeout or do you want to draw? You need, do you want a snack, but not, do you want to practice a pushup for the president's physical fitness exam coming up?

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420.796 - 443.56 Kristen

I would like you to hang from this bar for a little while and let us see how that works out. Would you like to work on your floor routine? Yeah, she doesn't make her kid do push-ups, so Isabella's just riding her while she does push-ups. Oh my gosh, it's so cute. That cokehead guy, Big Eyes, whatever his name was, is at home like, darn, now she's working out as much as I wanted.

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445.784 - 462.915 Ronnie Karam

Um, so, uh, then Zach arrives at Tom Tom and Tom himself is behind the bar and Zach is like, oh my God, since like, what are you behind the bar, sir? Oh my God. So they go to the back, uh, because they have a big table out there.

462.895 - 485.376 Ronnie Karam

and janet is janet's there so because she now has like made some inroads with zach so like she's really excited to be doing things like having drinks with a friend again which she hasn't done all season she's like oh my god did you leave britney's house before us or after us um i left like slightly before you all oh my god she's like oh my god best friend best friend you guys like left a little bit after us oh my god amazing

486.031 - 510.783 Kristen

So Tom says he got them Bloody Marys, but they're not Bloody Marys. They're like vodka sodas. He's like, oh, well, I make a wicked Bloody Mary, but, you know, this guy has a signature one I thought you'd dig. I'm like in my youthful phase now. I'm like dating young people. So I'm going to say youthful things like dig a lot in this episode. I dig her. I dig this. I dig his recipe. Youth.

511.224 - 514.468 Kristen

Am I right? The kids are still saying that, right? I dig it.

517.368 - 537.081 Ronnie Karam

yeah, by the way, I totally, it's like, let's have a peek behind the curtain. A lot of times we watch, I watch these shows. I watch them. I like internalize them, but then I go through this like period of time where I forget anything that happened on the show for like the two hours leading up to this podcast. It's really weird. And then as we start to,

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