#3480 House of the Dragon S03E06: You Probably Think This Song is About You
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How does the episode open and what immediate reactions do the hosts have to House of the Dragon S03E06?
Well, hello and welcome to Winter is Crappening, a House of Dragon podcast. House of the Dragon podcast, sorry. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hello, Ben. Hello, Ronnie. How are you? Thank God. It was a pretty... A rewarding night on House of the Dragon. Just a week. Thanks, guys. Thanks, Hobomax. Love that. If you want to watch this recap, we do videos for all of our recaps over at Watch What Crappens Patreon. So you can find it over there. It's also where you get bonuses, newsletters, ad-free listening, podcasts. Discord server access, lots of stuff over there, so go check that out. Today, let's just jump into TheDragon36. Faceless men.
So thoroughly fulfilling, the way this whole episode began. What a treat. What a treat to begin the episode. uh on this note on this opening scene here we thought we'd have to wait for a climactic moment somewhere next season for this to happen but at long last kristen cole is killed thank god thank god yeah it's it's uh it's been coming for a long long time and kristen finally met his fate last week he was saying oh you know when gwen which i still love the name gwen
Listen here, Gwaine. So when Gwaine confronts him last week and is like, we're clearly going to die if we don't abandon this war. And he's like, yeah, so? He's like, so you want us to die on purpose? This is like suicide by battle? And he's like, yeah, because everyone's going to know that I beat people. Like, I fought to the death without a dragon, and then they're going to make songs about me. And then Allison's going to hear my song one night at karaoke, and she's going to cry while people sing it. So that they just gave it to Cole in the opening without a climax, like he pointed out. Nobody's going to sing a song about this. And I just love that for him.
It was just like another anonymous death on this show. It was like, it was so blah, you know? And I love that. I love that it was not, he didn't get like a hero's goodbye or anything. And so... Even a unique death.
They jaced him. They jaced him. They shot it. It was like the same thing they did to Jace. They just... yeah replace the arrows they love that they're like well we paid for this uh we paid for this uh trick bow and arrow for the jace death so we want to get our money's worth so we're gonna do it again i get one that doesn't still have the crusty jace blood on it no no no we're not even getting you new arrows it's the same contraption you're just we'll put one in your face instead of your cheek i mean instead of your neck how about that we'll put it right in your cheek
So basically, Christian Cole and his army are once again trundling along throughout the woods. And then someone's like, oh, something strange is up ahead. It's weird. There's dead men. But it's not like normal dead men. It's weird dead men. Do you want to go look? So they're like, something's been here. Something's been here. Something strange. He's like, oh, well, sure. Sounds great. I love danger. I'm going to be a famous knight. And famous knights famously love to embrace danger. And I should probably be okay if we do this. So let's go check it out.
Yeah, so they go in there and they're checking it out. And then all the dead men were just faking it. And they jump up and start attacking. I mean, that's pretty good at faking dead. Nobody noticed that you're still breathing? Yeah. You're holding your breath? That was like a...
It was basically like a flash mob. And how long did those guys have to sit there? I mean, they're like, okay, everyone lie here and play dead for hours. And hopefully one of these guys is going to come find us. And then when they find us, you still have to play dead and wait for them to go and then come back. That's a lot of time of just lying there pretending to be dead.
yeah it's not like you can hear the truck coming up the road you know what i mean maybe they had a scout they must have they must have had someone at the window like at a surprise party yeah i like the flash mob thing they jump up they're like i think i'm gonna marry you so then uh even though there's like 12 people in kristen's camp
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
How does the episode open and what immediate reactions do the hosts have to House of the Dragon S03E06?
0:36–6:33
2
How is Criston Cole’s death staged and why do hosts call it an ‘anonymous’ ending?
6:33–13:09
3
What happens during the Tumbleton ambush and how do hosts react to the battle choreography?
13:09–39:17
4
How does the Small Council debate escalate and what are the proposals about using dragons?
39:17–1:10:23
5
Why does Alicent secretly betray her son and what are the consequences for Helena?
1:10:23–1:25:48
Speakers
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