Guest Episode - Cooper Johns 3.0
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What does Cooper Johns share about his recent experiences?
party you ain't got no job and you ain't got shit to do hello bedwetters and welcome back to the we mean well podcast hosted by louise adal din and jack archdale strap yourselves in for what will be a truly insightful and life-changing experience hey bedwetters cooper johns is back in the studio oh it's good to be back fuck it's been a while mate i know it's good to see you again you happen to be wearing the same outfit and so do i
I'm like Homer Simpson. I've just got a wardrobe full of the same shit. Same shit. You're looking pretty swaggy. Thanks. You're channeling your inner Biebs. I wouldn't say I'm channeling my inner boobs. I'd just say I'm just taking pride in how I look because I feel like, you know, you've got to take pride in how you look, right, Lulu? Yeah, you should. We should dress Wumpy like that one day. What, real swaggy? Yeah, you know how he's just like Chino's, RM Williams in a rod and gun polo? Him and Jarts, just like, rod and gun polo. It's all he wears, eh?
What betting blunders does Cooper discuss?
Look, he has rod and gun polos in every fucking colour and he'll wear a white one, ruin it because he's a grubby guts, and then he'll have to buy another one. Does he just thrash like, does he wash his shit? No. He washes his clothes. Because we're going to Hong Kong tomorrow. He is like, we need to go to Uniqlo because he doesn't, he hasn't done washing in so long because he's been like back and forth here. He was like, I need some clean t-shirts for the trip. Uniqlo's good, eh? Oh my God, Uniqlo's the best. And you know what baffles me? Technology, man. When you just throw your clothes into that bin, you could throw 40 items in there and it just goes bang. Yeah, the one in Japan's even like next level too.
Bigger bins. Bigger, badder, more stuff.
How does Cooper balance his busy schedule?
Yeah, big bad bitches. Like they're just like, they're levels ahead over there in terms of fashion and shit. I reckon Hong Kong will be pretty up there with fashion and food. I don't know about the vending machines like Tokyo has. It's not like, I don't think it's very, you know, if you get a chance, you go to the horse racing over there. That's what Lockie wants to do. Yeah. He wants to go to Happy Valley. I said, sorry, Darl, we're going to Disneyland. You've got to go to Happy Valley. Nah, we're going to Disneyland. I can put you in touch with the gun jockey over there. He's an Aussie. It'd be good. I mean, if you haven't got a lot of time, though, happy valley.
What fun activities do Cooper and the hosts engage in?
We've only got three days. It's a work trip. You know, you're horse racing, Disneyland. Sorry, I know where my heart lies. I know where my priorities lie. Have you ever been to Disneyland? I never have. Yeah. I've never been. I've been to LA, Paris. See, come on. I've never been to Disneyland. It's not as fucking good as they make it seem, though. It is. I'm going to buy, I'm going to spend so much money there, it'll be fucked.
What insights does Cooper provide about horse racing?
You do. Like merch, food, rides. What merch are you getting? You're like an adult. Yeah. Oh, I want heaps of Disneyland shit like Mickey Mouse T-shirts, Mickey Mouse ears, like a backpack, a drink bottle. When the hell are you going to ever use that again, Bart? Well, I've got a Lightning McQueen backpack that I frequent sometimes. Where do you use that? Like where would you wear that though? Here? What, to the studio? If I'm not using my Saint Laurent handbag, I might use my – Lightning McQueen. My Saint Laurent handbag.
How do the hosts and Cooper discuss Scattergories?
Backpack. I just had to, I just, sorry, I just went back through my betting history because I got this. Gamble responsibly. Obviously. Well, I'm a sports bet ambassador, so gamble responsibly at all times, please. Do you use sports bet, Sam? Yeah. Well, I'm a sports fan of Arsenal. They're just the biggest and the best, guys. They're just the best. They're just such good people. You're just dropping an ad in our podcast now, are you? Authorised by the Australian government. But I was at the pub two weekends ago. God, you're a fucking drunk.
What are the funniest moments from Cooper's night out?
I was betting. I wasn't drinking. Just ridiculous. But there's his horse. I'm just trying to find. It was Port Augusta. That's what it was. Port Augusta race four.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What does Cooper Johns share about his recent experiences?
0:00–0:56
2
What betting blunders does Cooper discuss?
0:56–1:39
3
How does Cooper balance his busy schedule?
1:39–2:10
4
What fun activities do Cooper and the hosts engage in?
2:10–2:34
5
What insights does Cooper provide about horse racing?
2:34–3:02
6
How do the hosts and Cooper discuss Scattergories?
3:02–3:31
7
What are the funniest moments from Cooper's night out?
3:31–3:53
8
How do the hosts wrap up the episode?
3:53–45:14