Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793

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Tom Segura 0:53
What's everybody?
We are back. We are here.
Tom Segura 0:58
And it is time to get going. This is a huge episode. It's great to be doing this show for a year number 15, I think.
Unknown Speaker 1:08
No way, Jose.
Tom Segura 1:09
Are you serial? We started in 2010. Goddamn. It was later in 2010, but still. It'll be 15 at some point this year.
Unknown Speaker 1:16
Still my favorite thing to do in the whole wide world.
Tom Segura 1:18
It's so much fun.
Unknown Speaker 1:19
To look at my jean, my Jean Saint-Jean. And talk about farting and cumming and all sorts of good stuff.
Tom Segura 1:24
All types of neat things.
Unknown Speaker 1:26
Rod, my ass like a horse.
Tom Segura 1:27
This year is stacked. We have to slow roll the announcement of all the things happening this year. But just know this is a super packed year for us. Uh, I'm still on tour. Um, I will be shooting a special at some point this year. I have a show coming out. I got some other things that I'm shooting. We're going to be doing some stuff. YMH studios.
Unknown Speaker 1:48
That's right.
Tom Segura 1:49
It's very exciting. There's a lot of stuff happening.
Unknown Speaker 1:51
There's a lot of stuff happening. I'm not touring yet cause I'm still recovering from all my, oh, I know bullshit.
Tom Segura 1:57
I know.
Unknown Speaker 1:57
I'm sorry you had Invisalign and that was really traumatic and I had my own things going on. It's not a joke. But I'm still selling lipstick, you guys. Get the perfect four. That is Berlin, Madison, Atomic Red, and the perfect red. You should get them all four. And you know why? Because they cover all your bases. You got your daytime, your nighttime, your fancy, all of that shit. And, you know, in honor of what's happening in the art world right now, The banana that got taped to the wall and sold. I'm throwing my hat in the ring as an artist as well. You can buy my pieces of art. You can buy Tom as a cat choking. That was my homage to the Netflix debacle. All that cool stuff.
Tom Segura 2:38
Don't forget. I'm not afraid of it anymore. I'm not afraid of that. Don't forget that the lipstick is gender neutral. So this is not just for the ladies in your life. This is for any human.
Unknown Speaker 2:49
It can go with your color beard if you wish, if you want.
Tom Segura 2:53
Very cool. Very cool. All right. Before we get into all the fun stuff, let's do an opening clip. What do you say there, pal? You ready?
Unknown Speaker 3:00
If I think it is what it is, I'm going to be really excited.
Tom Segura 3:02
You don't know what it is yet. You don't know what it is yet. But this one's cool. Here we go.
Unknown Speaker 3:14
Happy Saturday. Rum, chocolate, and spiral. Oh, he's gonna puke? No. Yes, he is, you fucking liar. I hate you so much, you dummy. He's not! Stop it! You're fucked, you know that? I hate you. I hate you so much.
Tom Segura 3:33
He's not.
Christina Pazsitzky 3:34
Yes, he is, and I'm not looking.
Tom Segura 3:35
He's ruining the clip.
Unknown Speaker 3:40
It really does just... taste like cinnamon crunch. That's really good.
Susan Hendricks 4:31
God.
Enny 4:32
I don't like you anymore.
Christina Pazsitzky 4:42
I don't like you. You know what? Let's watch it again. I just got inspired from your artwork. No!
Tom Segura 4:48
Yes. He doesn't throw up. I fucking hate you so much. You fucking ruined it.
Christina Pazsitzky 4:50
I don't want to listen to it.
Tom Segura 4:51
I love it. You ruined it. He doesn't throw up.
Unknown Speaker 4:54
Happy Saturday.
Tom Segura 4:58
What's wrong with his mouth?
Christina Pazsitzky 4:59
He's doing a gag.
Tom Segura 5:00
He is? How?
Christina Pazsitzky 5:03
Can you even curl your lip under?
Tom Segura 5:05
The whole time? It doesn't pop out?
Christina Pazsitzky 5:07
You think that's really what it looks like?
Tom Segura 5:09
What do you think? He doesn't throw up.
Unknown Speaker 5:14
It really does taste... I hate you so much. It really does taste like cinnamon crunch. That's really good.
Christina Pazsitzky 5:28
That is his lip, I guess.

What discussion does Susan Hendricks bring to the episode?

Tom Segura 5:29
I think it's his lip.
Christina Pazsitzky 5:31
I hope your lip looks like that.
Tom Segura 5:33
I thought you said it doesn't bother you anymore. You know what?

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