James Sexton

Like this is an absolute... But again, we don't show that to anybody.

And then what happens is one day they just go...

It's with great pain.

We tell you that we're separating.

We'd like some privacy during this difficult time as we navigated and move on in our relationship.

We're grateful for the gifts that we gave each other in our conscious uncoupling.

Like and this is but but meanwhile, the rest of us, the civilians are looking at this and going like, I have my relationship doesn't look like that.

They're so happy.

Look at how happy they are.

And by the way, at the same time, while we're again, when are you looking at your social media like when you're bored?

when you're on the subway or on the toilet.

It's not when you're having like great moments.

So you're watching everyone's greatest hits.

You're sitting in this bored, sad moment of your own.

And what are you looking at?

Everyone's curated, wonderful life.

And you now have reasons to communicate with people you have absolutely no business communicating with.

Like in the past, if you wanted to flirt with a woman who was one of the moms on your son's soccer team, you would have had to like slide up to her in person at practice, which is pretty obvious, right?

Whereas following her on Facebook or Instagram, because there's a group where you guys share information about who's doing rides and who's doing snacks, well, that's perfectly harmless.

And now you're seeing her vacation pictures with her in a bikini.