Joe Loya

He leans into a banker and he says, hey, man.

I was once in a vault when I was robbed and we already seen him rob a bank and he was in the vault, right?

So I use that line with this guy and I wonder if he ever figured it out.

But yeah, my bank is cool.

That's all I was admitting to.

And what's interesting about that story that I didn't get to, Cordis liked me.

Special Agent Cordis liked me.

He never met a bank robber like me.

He told me so.

We were driving to the court, and he was in the back.

He said, I never met anyone like you, Joe.

Your friends are so nice.

If I understand what your dad did to you, but I've never.

Usually gangbangers are here, tattoos, drug addicts.

He says, you're really smart.

You can be whatever you want.

And then his partner said, I've never seen him weirded out about a case like with you.

And I told him, hey, Curtis, too much analysis causes paralysis, so let it go.

And he was like, that's exactly what I'm talking about.

He says, I could use that with my boss, man.