Nick Martell

Because the biggest business rivalry of the next year will be Google versus Tesla. And our third and final story. Today is officially the halfway point to Halloween. And yet Halloween is everywhere already. So Jack and I will tell you the economic reason why horror has become a full year in the street. But yetis, before we hit that wonderful mix of stories. Whoa, what a fantastic mix of stories.

Because the biggest business rivalry of the next year will be Google versus Tesla. And our third and final story. Today is officially the halfway point to Halloween. And yet Halloween is everywhere already. So Jack and I will tell you the economic reason why horror has become a full year in the street. But yetis, before we hit that wonderful mix of stories. Whoa, what a fantastic mix of stories.

Love the mix today, Jack. The number one meme that's dividing the internet right now, what is it, Nick? Jack, it is 100 men versus one gorilla. The whole internet is wondering, can 100 men beat one gorilla in a fight? a lot of debate out there. A lot of guys, like our buddy Timmy, think they can take down a big ape. True story.

Love the mix today, Jack. The number one meme that's dividing the internet right now, what is it, Nick? Jack, it is 100 men versus one gorilla. The whole internet is wondering, can 100 men beat one gorilla in a fight? a lot of debate out there. A lot of guys, like our buddy Timmy, think they can take down a big ape. True story.

Love the mix today, Jack. The number one meme that's dividing the internet right now, what is it, Nick? Jack, it is 100 men versus one gorilla. The whole internet is wondering, can 100 men beat one gorilla in a fight? a lot of debate out there. A lot of guys, like our buddy Timmy, think they can take down a big ape. True story.

I mean, a gorilla can bench press three to four times its weight, Nick. But in the meantime, can we even do one pull-up? Not anymore. But at T-Boy, we want to ask a better question, a business version of the question. And here it is. Can 100 men out-earn one gorilla? Who can earn more money, 100 American men or one gorilla? So Jack and I jumped in T-boy style and we whipped up the numbers for you.

I mean, a gorilla can bench press three to four times its weight, Nick. But in the meantime, can we even do one pull-up? Not anymore. But at T-Boy, we want to ask a better question, a business version of the question. And here it is. Can 100 men out-earn one gorilla? Who can earn more money, 100 American men or one gorilla? So Jack and I jumped in T-boy style and we whipped up the numbers for you.

I mean, a gorilla can bench press three to four times its weight, Nick. But in the meantime, can we even do one pull-up? Not anymore. But at T-Boy, we want to ask a better question, a business version of the question. And here it is. Can 100 men out-earn one gorilla? Who can earn more money, 100 American men or one gorilla? So Jack and I jumped in T-boy style and we whipped up the numbers for you.

All right, here it is. The average man in the United States earns $60,000 a year. Ipso facto, 100 men would earn $6 million a year. But now let's look at the primate. Zoos estimate that gorillas drive 20% of ticket sales. And the Bronx Zoo in New York City has 20 gorillas. And the Bronx Zoo generates $346 million in annual revenue. So Jack, what's the math on this one?

All right, here it is. The average man in the United States earns $60,000 a year. Ipso facto, 100 men would earn $6 million a year. But now let's look at the primate. Zoos estimate that gorillas drive 20% of ticket sales. And the Bronx Zoo in New York City has 20 gorillas. And the Bronx Zoo generates $346 million in annual revenue. So Jack, what's the math on this one?

All right, here it is. The average man in the United States earns $60,000 a year. Ipso facto, 100 men would earn $6 million a year. But now let's look at the primate. Zoos estimate that gorillas drive 20% of ticket sales. And the Bronx Zoo in New York City has 20 gorillas. And the Bronx Zoo generates $346 million in annual revenue. So Jack, what's the math on this one?

20% of $356 million divided by 20 gorillas is $3.5 million per gorilla. Add it all up, and 100 men make $6 million, while a single gorilla at a zoo makes $3.5 million. So 100 dudes barely bring home more bread than one gorilla does. It looks like it doesn't even matter if 100 men could beat one gorilla in a fistfight. Humankind is evolved when it comes to earnings potential.

20% of $356 million divided by 20 gorillas is $3.5 million per gorilla. Add it all up, and 100 men make $6 million, while a single gorilla at a zoo makes $3.5 million. So 100 dudes barely bring home more bread than one gorilla does. It looks like it doesn't even matter if 100 men could beat one gorilla in a fistfight. Humankind is evolved when it comes to earnings potential.

20% of $356 million divided by 20 gorillas is $3.5 million per gorilla. Add it all up, and 100 men make $6 million, while a single gorilla at a zoo makes $3.5 million. So 100 dudes barely bring home more bread than one gorilla does. It looks like it doesn't even matter if 100 men could beat one gorilla in a fistfight. Humankind is evolved when it comes to earnings potential.

Although it does take 58 of us to out-earn a gorilla. And I still can't do a pull-up. Hey, Internet, we just solved the 100 men versus one gorilla question. And again, we barely won. You're welcome. Let's hit our three stories.

Although it does take 58 of us to out-earn a gorilla. And I still can't do a pull-up. Hey, Internet, we just solved the 100 men versus one gorilla question. And again, we barely won. You're welcome. Let's hit our three stories.

Although it does take 58 of us to out-earn a gorilla. And I still can't do a pull-up. Hey, Internet, we just solved the 100 men versus one gorilla question. And again, we barely won. You're welcome. Let's hit our three stories.

For our first story, Domino's and Pizza Hut just announced earnings bragging that they are America's tariff-proof food. So why did they both also announce that their pizza sales are down? Weird. The answer is the pizza paradox. The pizza paradox. But yet is Trade War Almanac Day 30. How tariffs are messing with the economy. Jack and I have been keeping track for you from the tariff trenches.

For our first story, Domino's and Pizza Hut just announced earnings bragging that they are America's tariff-proof food. So why did they both also announce that their pizza sales are down? Weird. The answer is the pizza paradox. The pizza paradox. But yet is Trade War Almanac Day 30. How tariffs are messing with the economy. Jack and I have been keeping track for you from the tariff trenches.

For our first story, Domino's and Pizza Hut just announced earnings bragging that they are America's tariff-proof food. So why did they both also announce that their pizza sales are down? Weird. The answer is the pizza paradox. The pizza paradox. But yet is Trade War Almanac Day 30. How tariffs are messing with the economy. Jack and I have been keeping track for you from the tariff trenches.