Married To The Queen Of Garbage w/ Kevin Ryan & H Foley (Are You Garbage?) | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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How did Kevin Ryan and H. Foley create their documentary special?
Welcome to another episode of Two Heirs, One Cave. This is an exciting day here. The sexual energy is thriving. It's charging. I can feel it in my bones. And we're really happy to tell you guys that on February 25th, you can check out the all-new Route 66 tour comedy special. It's coming out on YouTube. And these are the guys behind it. Give it up for the RU Guard. garbage guys kevin and h foley everybody what's up guys um good to see you thanks for having us of course it's so good to see you congratulations thank you special thank you this is a documentary special yeah that encompasses are you garbage with the with the crowd stand up yeah and i think actually it's the thing that people want to see the most which is like the bits the off off stage fun shit like yeah
On the bus, fucking around in restaurants.
Uh-huh, that's exactly what it is.
Dumping out salt shakers. Whatever you do for fun. But it has it all.
What happened during the disastrous bus tour?
Yeah, it was very, like, through the bus, I mean, because we are just dirtbags. We just did this ourselves. I just started calling bus rental places, and I'm like, can we have a bus? They're like, sure. But we got a bus from like 1981, maybe.
You got a purposely bad old bus?
No, it was just like, that's what, I mean.
That's got a lot of character to it.
It felt like we were in like a log cabin in the 80s. It was fucking, dude, the seats were ripped. It was fucking bad.
How many people were on the bus with you?
Nine guys. Nine dudes. Nine dudes. Nice. So it was me, him, two openers, Sam and Tommy, a tour manager, and then the crew was three people and a producer. And a bus driver who hated our guts. We thought he was either deaf or didn't speak English for the first four days. And it turned out he just didn't like us.
Didn't like us at all. Because were you guys, like, rowdy? No.
I mean, probably a little bit, but nothing like. What did he not like about you? Just our faces.
Really? Just, like, right away.
We're his kind of guys. Do we have it on? We have us meeting him after the first night because he got there, parked the bus, and, you know, we went off to the venue. It was there in Chicago.
Yeah, we met in Chicago and then took the bus all the way to California over the 12 days.
And I get there. So like we go, we do the show. The bus calls, you know, it's like, you know, 2 a.m. or whatever. Like we go, we do the show, do the meet and greet, go out for beers and like something to eat. And we're coming back and he's there smoking a cig. I'm like, hi, I'm Kevin. Nice to meet you. He just put his hand out. No, like, no, just. I said, thanks for driving us, and he just fucking... Strong silent type.
So, yeah, I mean, first of all, his assignment is driving the 1981 fucking Prevost, so this is not their best guy.
I think he said it had like 2.2 million miles. It was like crazy.
It broke down. Was it like his bus?
We got him off Airbnb. It was just an RV.
So, like, describe him. Like, how old is he?
He was a Dominican guy from the neighborhood I live in. I live in a Dominican neighborhood in New York called Washington Heights. Yeah, he lives... He's from... And he's like, you fucking live there? I'm like, you're an idiot. He's like, I got out.
He... I had a pretty good conversation with him one night. We took shrooms, and I was up front.
Not the driver, just for you.
Yeah, just me. And he ripped heaters, so we were still smoking at the time, so he let me come up and sit and smoke a cig with him. I chatted him up a little bit, found a little bit of his life story. Nice guy. He's Dominican. Dominican dude, maybe a little bit of a rougher, younger days.
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