The End Of Humanity | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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What happens when Bert tries VR porn for the first time?
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Oh, good.
It was on Oculus. Oh, fuck, yeah.
How do loneliness and online hate comments affect mental health?
Yes.
Let me tell you.
Well, I mean, it's hard to go back to one person. I know, dude. I didn't do enough of a deep dive.
My son got a VR headset, and I was like, let me show you the best site.
What are the consequences of excess consumption and purging possessions?
It was awesome. Dude, this takes a part of your soul.
It's crazy. It's this shit, too, right? When you're like... Dude... I was in a FISEM, so Leanne went out of town.
How does weight loss medication like Mounjaro impact lifestyle?
And I've never been able to use the Oculus. I'm afraid someone's gonna walk into me like a blind person jacking off just in their room. And someone's like, he gets done and everyone just claps. And so Leanne goes out of town for two days. So I run over to the bus, I grab the Oculus. I race home. I mean, I'm like charging them in the car. fucking throw them on. Yeah. One girl, just me and this chick.
Why do Bert and Tom think Jake Paul is a 'god'?
Yeah. And I was quick. I'm not, I was, I was, it was, it was good. And then I was like, I'm going to probably fuck her again tonight.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. And so I, I get.
How do friendship dynamics change with success?
Later that night, I'm like in bed, and I'm like, no, no, no. I started watching. I think it was Saturday, and there was some football going on on Sunday. And it's raining. It's beautiful. And then I go, I should explore these oculus. So I go and get this thing. It's called Brink, and you can travel the world.
What insights do Bert and Tom share about parenting challenges?
And I'm like, oh, cool. But then I'm sitting at the Corona Arch in the Mojave Desert. I'm going, I should – I have someone sucking my dick while I'm here. Yeah, for sure. Like, what am I having? Why isn't someone sucking my dick?
Yeah. If it's there, I want my dick sucked. Do you do the dual screen where, like, you see the desert and then the blowjob's over here?
How do Bert and Tom reflect on their experiences with fame and success?
Tommy?
Yeah. This is how bad I got. I got the screen where you can see reality. I can see the screen. I'm watching football, and there's a chick fucking another chick in the corner of my house on the dog bed. And I'm just sitting there going, this is...
You know that this is the end of humanity. It is the end of humanity. We're definitely about to just, it's all about to end.
And so then, and then the fucking, the devil's tongue was, I get my first, it was a twosome. Twosome is you and another person. No, threesome, threesome. Okay. Oh, I got to seven people. Wow. I was a DJ. It was an Airbnb. And they didn't want to lose their deposit. And they were like, we have an extra day. You should hang out with us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. That's a good story. Dude, it got... Those girls... should be getting stock in the company because they're giving away a part of their soul forever yeah they're they are different than porn stars they're losing their humanity they this is really gonna help them this no i'm being serious if you are a vr girl i have some tips there's one girl yeah
She gets on top of me. Her two friends are working my nipples. That's nice. She's on top of me. A friend's making out with her. Another girl's playing with her tits. And she's got red hair. And she looks at me and she goes, look me in the eyes when you fuck me. And I look up and I'm staring in her eyes, Tom. And I said out loud, is this real? Yeah. Yeah. So I had like, I had like fucking about nine orgy. I was texting you the whole time. I just got done an orgy. Yeah. This is crazy. I mean, by the last day, Leanne's got a flight home and I know I'm not going to race to get one more orgy. You got to get one more in. Dude, I'm in my room, murdered out, blacked out curtains. It's, and they're whispering in your ear.
This last one I get. Yeah. It's a five sum. Oh no, it's a three, four sum. I'm a mental patient who's lost his memory and they're trying to jog my memory back.
Oh, that always helps when you get your dick sucked. Yeah. Yeah. I haven't done it in over a year and a half. I had it in the VR headset in my office and the last time I did it, I came as I walked into my desk and it hurts so bad that it traumatized me.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happens when Bert tries VR porn for the first time?
0:00–0:25
2
How do loneliness and online hate comments affect mental health?
0:25–0:38
3
What are the consequences of excess consumption and purging possessions?
0:38–0:52
4
How does weight loss medication like Mounjaro impact lifestyle?
0:52–1:17
5
Why do Bert and Tom think Jake Paul is a 'god'?
1:17–1:27
6
How do friendship dynamics change with success?
1:27–1:40
7
What insights do Bert and Tom share about parenting challenges?
1:40–1:57
8
How do Bert and Tom reflect on their experiences with fame and success?
1:57–1:01:40