Ian Edwards + Greg Fitzsimmons (Carolla Classics)
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What does Giovanni introduce about Corolla Classics and upcoming clips?
Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 17 years of The Adam Corolla Show. If you would like to access the archive of The Adam Corolla Show, The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, as well as the newer podcast, Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Corolla's sub-stack, adamcorolla.substack.com. Sign up, subscribe, listen ad-free. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classics at adamcorolla.com. All right, let's get to the clips. Coming first, we have Adam Corolla's show, 1545, featuring Ian Edwards, along with Gina Grad and Brian Bishop, from 2015.
Good day, Gina Graham. Good day to you. This isn't a game. This is my life.
Andrew Griffith wanted that on Twitter. I think inspired by Gina's big win yesterday. Thank you. I'm still on cloud nine.
You're still riding high up there? I'm on the pink cloud.
I was thinking about that.
That sounds like a euphemism.
Riding the pink cloud. I actually thought about that later on last night. Should a pink cloud go? She was stepping out of the hot tub, and it was kind of an awkward position where her back leg wasn't really fully planted. Some of that could have just been the bubbles from the jacuzzi.
Could have been a suction thing with the plastic, you know what I mean?
And just like that, happiness gone.
Paul Bryan is returning from a speaking engagement of What Kind I Do Not Know.
Oh, I went to – a buddy of mine works for SpaceX, the rocket company, Elon Musk's rocket company. And he said, hey, man, you want to tell a few people here? I passed your book around. People have read it, and I think you have a great story. Would you want to come talk to one of our teams at a team-building thing? I'm like, fuck yeah, SpaceX. I'd love to check it out. Turns out it was downtown at a hotel. They're good people, and I love doing it, but I really wanted to go check out the facility.
How does the discussion shift to corporate gigs, celebrity endorsements, and SpaceX stories?
That would have been awesome.
Isn't Elon and SpaceX and, you know, I've just got a Tesla for my wife and so on and so forth. This is sort of what I'm always talking about. Just fucking have smart people. Give smart people an opportunity and get the fuck out of the way.
Yes. Yes. And the room was full of super smart people because it was actually the recruiting team, which are employees who were sort of tasked with, I'm pretty sure, finding the new talent, finding new talent, whether it's universities or whether it's other companies or whatever it is, is identifying and getting them.
I was funny. I was yelling at doing Catch a Contractor yesterday in Rancho Cuca fucking Munga. And I was ranting about this thing where it's, well, you don't want your leaders to be out of touch. You know, we asked George Bush what a quart of milk cost. And I was like, I don't know how much a fucking quart of milk costs. I'm glad. Isn't that good? It's good. And then I said, I guarantee Elon Musk has no fucking idea how much a head of lettuce is good. It's a fucking genius. He's working on building supercars, building a hyper tube that's going to get us to fucking New York in three minutes. Let someone else shop for him. Jesus Christ. Like for one time. I want some fucking politician when they go like, well, do you even know how much a quart of milk is?
Or have you seen any of the Fast and Furious series?
Some of them means you really care about the common man.
No, I'm trying to stop Iran from getting a nuke. Is that okay? By the way, how much do you know about how many reactors Iran has? So shut the fuck up.
Yeah, he's a big picture guy. He doesn't need to worry about the micro stuff.
He is, and that's good, and we should let him do that, and we should encourage that instead of doing, yeah, but how come he's out of touch? He should be wildly out of touch.
He should be. His IQ is out of touch. Figuring things out.
Yes. I don't know how in touch Einstein was. Do you think he knew what a fucking quarter mil cost? No. He paid someone to go on a fucking run. Yep. He figured out with that huge brain of his that it would be a waste of a small amount of space in his brain to take that piece of information and sock it away.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What does Giovanni introduce about Corolla Classics and upcoming clips?
0:15–2:02
2
How does the discussion shift to corporate gigs, celebrity endorsements, and SpaceX stories?
2:02–30:25
3
Why does Adam rant about running left-turn arrows, traffic enforcement, and parenting advice?
30:25–1:25:01
4
How does Adam and guests react to Joni Mitchell’s health and Morgellons disease in the news segment?
1:25:01–1:27:09
5
What happened in the viral NYPD-Uber confrontation and why do hosts call out police behavior?
1:27:09–1:32:12
6
Why are critics split over Entourage vs Sex and the City and how did the hosts defend the Entourage movie?
1:32:12–2:36:31
7
How did the hosts debate NBA height vs. jockeys and reveal the tallest jockey?
2:36:31–2:39:02
8
What wild stories and opinions did callers share about eagles, prison escapes, and the Triple Crown?
2:39:02–3:48:33
Speakers
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