TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?

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What happened during the inauguration?

N/A 0:00
The inauguration, or as Republicans call it, Magaluth the King Day, was this week, and the event was A-list. Schindler's, to be exact. Looks like Tesla's out and Volkswagen is in. Musk got in front of a crowd, went full swatistic, and confirmed every liberal cuck conspiracy theorist's worst nightmare. Elon is a Nazi astronaut.

Did Elon Musk make a controversial salute?

N/A 0:22
Buzz Reich here has taken control of our country, and you know how many Jews he wants to kill? To infinity and beyond. Let's just be grateful he didn't say that disgusting N-word. Newsome. Elon wasn't the only blissful billionaire at the event. We learned that Zuckerberg can look you in the eyes if that's your bra size. To be fair, they reminded him of Silicon Valley. God bless you, Bezos. You are amazing at delivering prime brown box. Speaking of billionaire wives, Melania was absolutely stunning. She looked like Carmen Sandiego was trying to steal Greenland. John Fetterman, on the other hand, dressed like it was two-for-one lap dance. at the Gaza Strip Club. John, the invite that said wear your hood was for the after party. Yeah.
N/A 1:05
Anyway, there's plenty more to discuss, so let's start the show. Hey. All right. Okay. I like that. That was fair. I like that. You like that? Yeah, I like that one. I thought that, listen. Son, I give you my heart, bro. Oh, dude. I gave you my heart, bro. Put that camera on Duff right now. Every time Alex gives me his heart. Yo, Duff, I gave you my heart, bro. You got a little pussy. It was too much. Doing it at a Jew makes it a little different. Yeah, it makes it a little different. Okay, so what do you guys think of Elon having his little spastic moment?
I don't. Isn't this like a super pro-Israel administration? I just don't think they hate Jews like that. Oh, no, no. Okay, let's clarify something. I think he's just autistic.
N/A 1:54
Yeah, they don't hate Jews at all. If it was anti-black, maybe we got a thing. He's South African, but anti-Jew, they're like a big pro. I don't think he was actually doing it. Here's the shit that annoys me. And this is what Democrats do all the fucking time. They just like defend absurd shit. And that's what exhausts us. I think that's why the trans thing is a big issue. I don't even think anybody gives a fuck about trans. It's just the most absurd and obvious thing. And I feel people are going like, all right, well, you'll acknowledge this is weird. Like, you know, trans girls competing against normal girls. That's a little unfair. And they won't even acknowledge it. So Republicans just got to go, yo. That was some goofy shit he did. Yes. Okay, we can't let him out in front of people. He spends all day in a basement, you know, working on electricity.
N/A 2:37
You let him out in front of people, he gets really excited. He does whatever the last documentary he saw was. Right? Like, he just got shit in his head and it comes out, you know?

How did Melania Trump dress for the event?

N/A 2:46
But you gotta at least say it. It's goofy as fuck and weird as fuck. Just say it. It was a Roman salute. bro yeah it was roman you guys don't know history you guys don't know anything about history tell me about the romans the romans killed a lot of jews okay that is like one main jew he killed the king jew all right king okay no so what do you think you think he's uh yeah you never did that for me bro That's true. Let's go, dude. Come on now. Trump's America.
Trump's America. He's clapping for you to fix something else on his wardrobe. He's not clapping to applaud you.
N/A 3:22
I take back my heart. I've done that for you. I've done that for you. I'm just saying, if they're going to go that way, then hey, I'm just giving my heart to everybody. Now, are people saying that that's the thing that becomes annoying? Now you become like the Republican version of a Democrat.
By defending and being like, oh, it's a Roman. It's this, it's that. Exactly. Just say what it is.
N/A 3:45
He did some dumb shit because the guy is filled with autism and you put him in front of a crowd and he just spazzed out.
Yeah. Thousand percent. Be like, yo, we got too many vaccines. Yes. If you want to keep a Republican. You got too many vaccines. That's the problem. Now he's autistic. You don't know what he's doing. There you go. That's what you do.

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