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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Trumps OBSESSED w/ Greenland, How to Fix ICE, & Religion with the Hottest Women

21 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

0.031 - 6.081 Mark

My mom's complaining that she lost all of her friends on Facebook because she's liberal. Because she's like a liberal now.

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6.241 - 9.927 Akaash Singh

Wait, what do you mean? Whoa, whoa, whoa. What? What? What? This is huge.

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9.947 - 12.571 Mark

Can we start the episode? Yeah, because my mom's now a lib.

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13.352 - 13.592 Akaash Singh

Okay.

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13.632 - 27.895 Mark

Because she's a horseshoe. Start. Let's go. She's like, all of my MAGA friends, don't mess with me anymore because I'm libbed out. And I'm like, why are you libbed out? She's like, well, I just, you know, I'm like talking against like ICE and like foreign intervention and like foreign wars. Yes. Let's go. Yes.

27.875 - 56.177 Mark

she's like this is wrong and all of her mega friends are disowning her wow she's like but the liberals don't like me either because i think that like satan is in charge of uh the world so she's just kind of uh she's kind of stuck when did she get anti-ice because i assumed she would love them no she told me the other day she was like i would hide migrants in my house wow yo wouldn't you let's go but she's always been on that way like she's like you also know oh yeah

Chapter 2: How do personal beliefs affect friendships?

59.397 - 60.839 Mark

That's crazy.

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61.6 - 73.338 Andrew Schulz

Puerto Rico's part of America. I don't know what to do for y'all. No, wouldn't you, like, if you knew them, like, if it's someone you know, someone you care about, someone you work with. I had the caveat, yeah.

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73.678 - 76.162 Akaash Singh

A stranger is a stranger.

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Chapter 3: What are the implications of hiding migrants?

76.182 - 76.883 Akaash Singh

Yeah, yeah.

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76.863 - 100.086 Andrew Schulz

but she means strangers she means she would take him yeah I think she does I think she means strangers like assuming like they're good like they're not like legit violent she has seven kids she's just having fucking people she doesn't even know about but when it comes to an actual person that you that you care about oh yeah absolutely and like you heard ice was coming and they were like yo I gotta stay inside you're gonna whistle no you would fucking yeah absolutely you're like yo chill and if somebody was like is anybody here you say no

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101.317 - 103.462 Andrew Schulz

Then you ask for a discount on that landscaping. You would lie?

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104.364 - 104.725 Mark

Probably.

105.867 - 108.773 Andrew Schulz

He missed his last line.

108.793 - 109.314 Unknown

What did you say?

109.735 - 114.746 Andrew Schulz

Hold on. It's all good. Don't worry about it. It's for the good people. It's for the good people listening.

114.766 - 116.93 Mark

You're going to really make me replay the episode of Find Out?

Chapter 4: How does ICE impact communities and relationships?

137.883 - 139.124 Andrew Schulz

Also, they've already migrated.

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139.384 - 139.985 Mark

Yeah, exactly.

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140.325 - 143.508 Andrew Schulz

I'm hiding migrateds. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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143.868 - 146.551 Mark

Migrants almost implies legal. These are illegal immigrants.

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146.611 - 148.893 Andrew Schulz

Also, you don't know that they're illegal.

149.334 - 150.275 Mark

Don't ask, don't tell.

150.455 - 153.278 Andrew Schulz

That's another thing. You don't know that they're illegal.

153.298 - 159.784 Mark

I don't know where they're born. I don't know what their deal is. Gay illegals. Don't ask, don't tell. There's some people in my house. That's all you need to know. Nah, that's good. You gotta hide.

159.864 - 167.815 Unknown

You gotta hide them. Yeah. Is there anyone in your house besides you? Yes. Who are they? My wife.

Chapter 5: What are the implications of Trump's foreign policy on Greenland?

2990.231 - 3002.181 Mark

You never got one of those? That's far. It's fully standard. But if you're going to be putting women on from Miami, there's a decent chance one of them has a link tree.

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3002.201 - 3007.031 Unknown

What are you trying to say? There's a lot of link trees in Miami.

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3008.013 - 3010.538 Mark

I've been to Miami and there's a lot of link trees in Miami.

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3010.578 - 3019.717 Andrew Schulz

Listen, there is a guy who's running for governor, I think. He's got John Fishback, I think that's his name. And he's proposing a syntax.

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Chapter 6: How does the discussion shift to the concept of imperialism?

3019.737 - 3022.262 Andrew Schulz

50% for OnlyFans models.

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3022.242 - 3023.525 Mark

Yeah, which is hilarious.

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3023.946 - 3024.527 Andrew Schulz

In Florida?

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3025.248 - 3029.317 Mark

Yeah. Wow. If you've got a link tree in Florida, you've got to pay 50%.

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3029.698 - 3053.805 Andrew Schulz

Dude, I had a guy... I didn't even know Cuba was on the table. I think Trump got a boner after the... I think the Venezuela thing went too well. You know what I mean? Like, I actually think, like, if it didn't go so well, it might have been better for the state of the world. Yeah. Because I think it went so well that Trump's like, oh, I could just kidnap people now, like, wherever I want.

3053.825 - 3063.803 Andrew Schulz

He's emboldened. Yeah, I really think, like, I don't even think in his head he knew these things could happen. Yeah, now it's a heat check. He hit one from Long Range.

3063.823 - 3066.267 Al

He's on fire. Let's see what else I got.

3066.547 - 3076.584 Andrew Schulz

Because he sent some shit like, you know, Cuba, figure it out. And then a guy told me today, he's like, I wouldn't go long on Miami real estate right now.

Chapter 7: What role does modern media play in shaping public perception?

3077.005 - 3095.087 Andrew Schulz

I go, why? What are you talking about? I'm not buying anything from fucking Miami. What do you mean? He goes, if Cuba comes on board, they're all going to go back home. And he didn't say it sarcastically. He was like, I was speaking to some guys, and they think that, like, you know, Cuba will be part of the United States of America in some way, shape, or form.

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Wow. I mean...

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3097.893 - 3103.959 Mark

I mean, this is the tricky part with modern imperialism is on the one hand, you're like, no, every nation is sovereign. You should respect their rights and their leaders.

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3104.32 - 3104.44 Andrew Schulz

Yes.

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3104.46 - 3110.686 Mark

On the other hand. You're in the imperial. Havana sounds awesome. You know, they got those old cars.

3110.726 - 3116.472 Akaash Singh

Don't we want some old cars? It was supposed to be like a resort thing. It was. Like a resort island.

Chapter 8: How does the podcast address the evolution of content consumption?

3116.492 - 3117.033 Akaash Singh

That's how it was.

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3117.073 - 3137.239 Andrew Schulz

That was the Vegas of the East Coast. Yeah, the mafia had it all locked up. What'd you say? I love me an Aruba. Yeah, so it's, but I don't want to do that. I mean, I don't know. All this shit is just ugly. It's just a shit. You should be able to do this shit diplomatically. You know what I mean? Even the Greenland shit, I cannot fathom that we cannot do whatever we want with Greenland.

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3137.419 - 3150.599 Andrew Schulz

I find it hard to believe that we can't just call up Denmark and be like, yo, can we put a base over here? Yo, can we refine some minerals over here? I can't believe that Denmark is going, no, you can't, and we're not going to allow that. Don't we already have a base there? Don't we already have a presence in Greenland?

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3150.619 - 3154.866 Unknown

We do, but China was already buying up mines and shit like that, so that's why here.

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3154.846 - 3158.07 Andrew Schulz

So then you make a phone call and be like, yo, don't sell in the mines. We'll buy at the mines.

3158.09 - 3167.323 Unknown

Like, I feel like we did that already. This was like back in 2022, I believe. So now he's like, if it's just ours, now we can just we don't have to buy shit.

3167.783 - 3175.173 Andrew Schulz

So this is crazy. It's like they do what you want. And then he goes, well, I might as well just take it if it's ours.

3175.193 - 3179.942 Akaash Singh

Oh, I thought they said no. And that's why he's like, maybe we just take it. They said yes to selling it to the U.S.?

3179.962 - 3193.257 Unknown

No, no, no. They said no to selling it to the U.S. But I'm talking about the minds, like letting other countries come in and collect some of their resources. Now Trump is just like, oh, if we own this shit, nobody can come in. Walk me through the hole in that logic.

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