Trumps OBSESSED w/ Greenland, How to Fix ICE, & Religion with the Hottest Women

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What is discussed at the start of this section?

Mark 0:00
My mom's complaining that she lost all of her friends on Facebook because she's liberal. Because she's like a liberal now.
Akaash Singh 0:06
Wait, what do you mean? Whoa, whoa, whoa. What? What? What? This is huge.
Mark 0:09
Can we start the episode? Yeah, because my mom's now a lib.
Akaash Singh 0:13
Okay.
Mark 0:13
Because she's a horseshoe. Start. Let's go. She's like, all of my MAGA friends, don't mess with me anymore because I'm libbed out. And I'm like, why are you libbed out? She's like, well, I just, you know, I'm like talking against like ICE and like foreign intervention and like foreign wars. Yes. Let's go. Yes. she's like this is wrong and all of her mega friends are disowning her wow she's like but the liberals don't like me either because i think that like satan is in charge of uh the world so she's just kind of uh she's kind of stuck when did she get anti-ice because i assumed she would love them no she told me the other day she was like i would hide migrants in my house wow yo wouldn't you let's go but she's always been on that way like she's like you also know oh yeah

How do personal beliefs affect friendships?

Mark 0:59
That's crazy.
Andrew Schulz 1:01
Puerto Rico's part of America. I don't know what to do for y'all. No, wouldn't you, like, if you knew them, like, if it's someone you know, someone you care about, someone you work with. I had the caveat, yeah.
Akaash Singh 1:13
A stranger is a stranger.

What are the implications of hiding migrants?

Akaash Singh 1:16
Yeah, yeah.
Andrew Schulz 1:16
but she means strangers she means she would take him yeah I think she does I think she means strangers like assuming like they're good like they're not like legit violent she has seven kids she's just having fucking people she doesn't even know about but when it comes to an actual person that you that you care about oh yeah absolutely and like you heard ice was coming and they were like yo I gotta stay inside you're gonna whistle no you would fucking yeah absolutely you're like yo chill and if somebody was like is anybody here you say no
Mark 1:40
Yes.
Andrew Schulz 1:41
Then you ask for a discount on that landscaping. You would lie?
Mark 1:44
Probably.
Andrew Schulz 1:45
He missed his last line.
Unknown 1:48
What did you say?
Andrew Schulz 1:49
Hold on. It's all good. Don't worry about it. It's for the good people. It's for the good people listening.
Mark 1:54
You're going to really make me replay the episode of Find Out?
Andrew Schulz 1:56
Yeah, that's it. You're going to replay the episode of Find Out. I'll probably repeat it again later. Oh, no. Let me get that drink.
Akaash Singh 2:03
No, you would lie. I don't know if Mark could lie. His conscience is too guilty. How would you get around the lie?
Mark 2:08
You can omit. You can omit.
Akaash Singh 2:09
What's the question? Are you hiding migrants in your house? No. Oh, okay.
Mark 2:14
They're not hiding. They're working. They're literally cleaning my bathroom.

How does ICE impact communities and relationships?

Andrew Schulz 2:17
Also, they've already migrated.
Mark 2:19
Yeah, exactly.
Andrew Schulz 2:20
I'm hiding migrateds. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mark 2:23
Migrants almost implies legal. These are illegal immigrants.
Andrew Schulz 2:26
Also, you don't know that they're illegal.
Mark 2:29
Don't ask, don't tell.
Andrew Schulz 2:30
That's another thing. You don't know that they're illegal.
Mark 2:33
I don't know where they're born. I don't know what their deal is. Gay illegals. Don't ask, don't tell. There's some people in my house. That's all you need to know. Nah, that's good. You gotta hide.
Unknown 2:39
You gotta hide them. Yeah. Is there anyone in your house besides you? Yes. Who are they? My wife.
Mark 2:49
And? No one else to my knowledge. You're a liar. Oh, that's a lie. Oh, also, I don't know where he's at, honestly. I don't know. That's a good-ass point. I forgot. But then I'd be like, yeah, no, also my kid. And then I would just leave it at that. You got to do it, dude. Come on now. All human beings are worthy of human dignity.
Unknown 3:09
Yeah, he would. Would you hide some migrants?
Akaash Singh 3:11
Yeah. And he would lie. The way he lied to get you out of Swiss jail or Swedish prison or whatever it was, he would lie like that. He would be the best liar.
Andrew Schulz 3:20
I didn't even lie.
Akaash Singh 3:22
Wait. Well, I thought you said you lied for him this whole time. I said the black guy did it. That's why he was in jail in the first place. They came up trying to arrest me.
Andrew Schulz 3:29
I was like, I think it's that guy over there.
Unknown 3:30
They just infiltrated your country.
Andrew Schulz 3:32
You really were the first, dude.
Unknown 3:34
Technically, he did lie. Because the guy was claiming that I hit him like 15 times. Yeah. And he's like, he basically was like, look at him.

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