[video available on spotify] i have been a bit too nice for a bit too long, you guys, so today i’m gonna be a hater. i won’t be hating on people today though, i'm hating on fashion. today, i'm gonna be sharing with you my fashion pet peeves. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: Why is Emma talking about being a hater?
A few weeks ago, I discussed with you all how sometimes I can be a little bit of a hater. And luckily, this isn't that big of a deal because 99.9% of the time, I'm hating within the privacy of my own mind. It's not hurting anyone, right? Wrong. It is hurting myself. Because in the moment, being a hater feels so good. It's satisfying. It's addicting. It's exciting. It's exhilarating.
It feels so good. But long term, it has negative consequences, okay? It negatively impacts my self-esteem. It negatively impacts the way I see the world. Long term, it's bad news, right? And I know being a hater is wrong. But it's something that I'm prone to doing for whatever reason. I've always liked it. I've always liked, I don't know, like just picking on things.
I've also always loved picking on myself, but that's a topic for another day. It's like ingrained in me for whatever reason, but I know it's wrong. And so whenever I find myself in sort of a pattern of hating, I catch myself and I say, okay, we got to stop this. We got to stop this in its tracks. Even though, you know, we can't stop it permanently, right? Like, this is something I'm prone to.
It'll probably come back at some point. The best that I can do is stop it for now. And so a few weeks ago, I had found myself in a pattern of hating. I had become a hater again. And I made the decision to work on it and to stop being a hater. And I'm happy to report to you all that the last few weeks have been miraculous. And I have eradicated all of the hatred in my body.
And I'm virtually a saint now. I have been so loving and kind and nonjudgmental in my mind. It's like I truly feel like borderline religious about it. Like I've really worked on this and I've come a long way. To celebrate today, I am going to hate on things. Yeah, it's been too long. I have been a little bit too nice for a little bit too long. And it's not like I'm hating on people today.
I'm hating on fashion. Like, who fucking cares? No one's getting hurt. This is harmless. Today, I'm going to be sharing with you my fashion pet peeves. And to me... This is fair game. Listen, I am going to be a hater in this episode. But it's like, sometimes it's nice to allow yourself to indulge every once in a while. And I've been so good the last few weeks. I haven't been a hater at all.
I need to be a hater. I need to get it out in a safe environment with you all about something. inconsequential so that I can continue on my journey to being a lover and not a hater.
Anyway, without further ado, today I'm going to be sharing with you my fashion pet peeves and I am going to be tearing into them and hating on them in a way that will honestly probably change your opinion on me because when I go on a rant about something that I don't like, especially fashion for some reason, I really get passionate and
And I don't know, to some it may be disturbing, but you should brace yourself because I'm not gonna hold back. I'm gonna be mean, I'm gonna be honest, and I'm gonna be hateful about these fashion pet peeves because this is just what I'm being called to do.
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Chapter 2: What are Emma's thoughts on being nice for too long?
And majority of them are like more kind of like grungy, darker, more like... like black leather, like dark colors, more edgy, just more edgy. And when I talk about like big shoes, I'm talking about like just like an absolutely massive like sneaker that's like huge, like triple the size of a normal sneaker. Okay. If you've never seen these, it probably sounds ridiculous, but they're out there.
Or like... you know, a really massive boot. Okay. Like a boot that like has huge sole and like a, and is like a huge heel and is like super platform and like is really big and just like a big, I don't know, just like abnormally large shoes or even like shoes that like have like a really long point.
that goes out in the front or like a really like large square toe or something there are a bunch of different versions of this all of which fall under the category for me of pet peeve i i think the foot being really large doesn't ever look good it always looks awkward
It either makes you look bottom heavy or it makes you look like you're a fucking penguin flapping your little feet around because your feet are so long or wide or big. Or it makes you look like a cartoon character because your feet look massive and your body looks super small. It's just weird and I don't like it. Okay, moving on. Oh wait, this is the last one. Last but not least.
There's this certain length of skirt, approximately mid thigh, where it's not quite a mini skirt, but it's also not quite a knee length skirt. It's like somewhere in between. This length of skirt to me is absolutely horrible. I hate it. I think you got to commit to one or the other. You either got to do a knee length skirt or a mini skirt. No in between.
Anything in between looks awkward, looks unintentional. It looks either like a knee length skirt that's like a little bit too short or like a mini skirt that's a little bit too long. It never looks right. It always looks unintentional. It looks like a mistake. You know, it looks like you bought a skirt that doesn't fit you properly. That's all I have to say. That was really fun.
I really enjoyed that. See, I can be a hater. You know, I can. It's in me. You just saw a little glimpse of it. It's a little scary, isn't it? Now I have to go back to being nice again, okay? Because I had my little moment of being rude and being a hater, and now I have to go back to being an absolute ray of sunshine. But getting that out felt really good.
And I'm glad that you were here to experience it with me because it was really fun for me. That's all I have for today. Thank you all for listening and hanging out. If you enjoyed it, new episodes of Anything Goes every Thursday and Sunday. Watch on YouTube and Spotify. Listen anywhere you stream podcasts. Find the podcast on social media at Anything Goes.
Find me on social media at Emma Chamberlain and find my coffee company in a plethora of places, okay? At Chamberlain Coffee on social media, in the Century City Mall in Los Angeles, in a store near you. If you want to see if we're in a store near you, go to the store locator on chamberlaincoffee.com. And that's it. That's it. That's all I have to say today. I'm done yapping. I'm done yelling.
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