[video available on spotify] for the most part my life is very mundane. but today, i have stories to tell. all of these stories are true, real, and mediocre at best. but today, iām going to try to make them interesting. Brought to you by Dove Plant Milk Body Wash. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: What stories does Emma have to share?
Welcome to story time. Okay. I've compiled a collection of short stories recently that I'm overjoyed to share with you because I love telling stories, but I never get to tell stories because I live a very simple life. I follow the same routine almost every single day. And so I rarely have stories to tell because my life is somewhat predictable. I
People would assume that my life is much more dynamic than it actually is. I wake up, I do pretty much the same thing every single day, and then I go to sleep. And there are a few times a year when interesting things happen. Perhaps I go to an event or something. But for the most part, my life is very mundane. And I rarely have stories to tell. But today, I have stories to tell.
And listen, are they going to be the most wild, jaw-dropping stories you've ever heard? No, because I'm not a liar, okay? Remember the story time era on YouTube when everybody was making story time videos and they were doing so well and getting so many views that everybody started lying to keep up the engagement and keep up the views? I'm not doing that, all right?
All of these stories are true, real, and mediocre at best, but I'm gonna try through storytelling to make them interesting because they're not that interesting. Actually, I'm really selling, I'm not selling this. And I should be selling it. We're gonna have fun together, but they're not gonna be the most interesting stories you've ever heard in your life.
All right, so lower your expectations a little bit. But I am gonna start out with probably the best story to really get you hooked. So without further ado, let's begin. I briefly interrupt this episode to let you know that this episode is presented by Dove's new plant milk cleansing collection. You know how I love my little treats, and I feel the same way about treating my skin in the shower.
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Head to Target to buy Dove's Plant Milk Collection Body Wash before it sells out. Now, back to the episode. Let me set the scene. I believe it was a Saturday afternoon. And on the weekends, there's nothing I love more than just walking around town. So usually what I'll do is get in the car and then drive to some sort of walkable area in Los Angeles. I might go to Venice. I might go to Silver Lake.
I might go to downtown L.A., Anywhere where there's shops and food and coffee, I just love to walk around and window shop and get a coffee and sit outside and watch people walk by. It's my weekend routine. So it's a Saturday and I'm getting ready to go and I put all the dishes away and I cleaned up my closet. I put all my clothes away and my house was pretty much spotless when I left.
And so I go out for the day and I have a delightful day. All right, I shopped around. I don't think I bought anything that day, thank God. I got a coffee. I did some people watching. I had a long, wonderful, wonderful day. And I return home and I walk through my front door and immediately I'm like, oh, I have to get my pajamas on.
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Chapter 2: What happens with the mustard yellow socks?
And I just recently sort of came to the conclusion, like I need to find a new one that's mine. Like, I don't like that this one has this history. I want one that has a clean slate. And so I'm in the market for a new signature scent, but it's so hard. It's so hard to find. Like I smell fragrances at every single Sephora, at every single like designer store.
Like anytime I'm around fragrance where there's like a big display of fragrances out, I'm smelling every single one. And I've yet to find one that really sticks with me. None of them are quite right. I don't know. We'll see if I ever find it. But anyway, that was my signature scent villain origin story. You know, it's like revenge. Like, you didn't let me have that scent when we were dating.
And now the scent's haunting me, so I'm going to wear it. And it's my signature scent now. I think those are all the stories I have. I wish I had more. But actually, I'm glad to stop now because then, you know, if I remember any more, I'll just save it for the next short story compilation. I hope you enjoyed these stories.
Sorry that it wasn't like anything really crazy, like me like jumping out of a building and then like a squirrel like jumping on my back and then me using a parachute. Like, sorry it wasn't like that. Because I know that that's what you all want because all of our attention spans are horrible now because of the internet. So I know that you're expecting like real shock value.
I didn't really give you that, but I gave you some stories. At least this was like white noise for you to do chores to or like fall asleep to. You know, that's all I could ever ask. Or maybe you're on like a road trip and you're bored and like you just want the warm hum of a familiar voice. Like, I don't know. But regardless, I enjoyed our time together. I love telling stories.
I can't wait till I get to tell stories again. But until then, new episodes of Anything Goes every Thursday and Sunday. Anything Goes is available anywhere you stream podcasts. But if you want to watch a video, that's on Spotify and YouTube. I'm everywhere at Emma Chamberlain and my coffee company is Chamberlain Coffee. And I love you all and I appreciate you all.
And I can't wait to talk to you in a few days. And that's it. All right. I'll talk to you soon. Bye.
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