2 Million Subscribers
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Who are the main hosts and guests on the Bad Friends podcast?
You two are bad friends.
Who are these two idiots?
A white dude and an Asian dude.
You two are disgusting. You two are something. We're bad friends.
What is the significance of reaching 2 million subscribers?
Two million subscribers.
Yeah, two million. Yeah, two million. Baby, thank you so much. You know what I mean? Oh my God.
Did you shoot yourself?
Yes. That's so funny. You deserve that.
Fucking idiot.
You know?
Today we don't have Carlos because you were so mad at him.
Well, you know, I just came up with a new nickname with Andrew and I. I'm Little China and he's Big Trouble.
Big Trouble, Little China? No, you're in Big Trouble with me. No, no, no. You're Big Trouble and I'm the Little China. I asked you for one favor.
I asked you for one favor.
What was yours? I said, I'm at a business dinner. I can't make it there. I'm at a dinner. And I was on a date. Time out. You were on a date. I called the date. What's better? Or business? We'll say it together. One, two, three.
Business.
It's business.
You can't play this game. Look at him. He looks like an accountant. He's an accountant part three. The new one. This next one. And this guy, he's a f***ing sell.
No, he's an outsell. He's been doing really well lately. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He told me in the car ride over here he's doing great.
Anyway. No, I'm mad at you. I call Bobby. I'm mad at you more. Nice try, dude. Good one. Nice try. Look at your face, dude. Nice try. It's a sad face. You get all red. And you know in your eyes. In your eyes, dude, you know you're wrong. I just read it.
Did you put all that flare on your hat? Did you place those pins on your hat? No, it came that way. Loser. That's right. You look like a truck stop. You can call me. You loser. You look like a Buc-ee's. You look like you got that at a Buc-ee's. Did you go down to Austin and get all that gear, you loser? No, I got it shipped here from Austin. You know what's really annoying? I wanted to make fun of your shirt, and we're wearing the same color of diarrhea shirts today. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This shirt I thought was a different color when I ordered it, and it's like poo. It's baby poo. It's like runny baby poo.
Well, I mean, no. Are you on a safari? What did I do?
I met with a Korean friend. I'm not going to say who I met with someone who loves you, who loves us. You couldn't come meet him with me. He was a big fan. He was upset that we couldn't. You weren't there. That's fine. And that's fine. Then I called Bobby, you guys, for your reference. I said, Bob, all I need is a couple of fun Korean phrases to say to him for the show. He goes, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK. I go, just text me. Just text me three things. And then he goes, OK, OK, I will. I will. When I stop when we're driving, when we stop. OK, fine. Hours, hours, hours, nothing, nothing. And he says, I'm on a date. He's on a date with a girl that I made laugh, by the way. I gave him a layup. He's on a date with a girl. He puts me on speakerphone. And I said.
No, you didn't. I'll tell you what you said. You fuck. You fucker, dude. I know what you said.
What did I say?
So he calls me. I pick up. I'm on speakerphone in my car, right? And as soon as I pick up, I go to Andrew. I go, watch what you say. You know, I'm on a date, right? And he goes, how did the surgery go on your nutsack? Did you get that thing burnt off? Burnt off. And she wasn't laughing like... Cracking up. No, this is how she... She was dying laughing. This is how she was laughing. She was like... Looking at me like this. Like as if it was true, dude. What did you say?
Why was there tension about the show attendance and the 'belly room' tickets?
Yeah, I got them burnt off.
It's fine. Yeah, I was playing along with it. And then when we hung up, I had to tell her, oh, that was a joke. She goes, really?
She knows. She knows it was a joke.
You're trying to sabotage me there, guy.
Do you think she's dating a rocket scientist? She knows who she's dating. It's a comic.
Yeah, I told her I was a rocket scientist. A scientist? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Dude, look at the part. Anyway, so I was upset. So I'm doing a show in the belly room, okay? Tickets were bad. It sold out.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
Who are the main hosts and guests on the Bad Friends podcast?
0:06–0:19
2
What is the significance of reaching 2 million subscribers?
0:19–3:35
3
Why was there tension about the show attendance and the 'belly room' tickets?
3:35–12:39
4
How did friends support the comedy show during slow ticket sales?
12:39–17:11
5
What was the story behind the 'cake' and who was in the booth?
17:11–58:41