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What is the significance of Arsenal winning the Premier League?
You two are bad friends.
Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.
How does Carlos compare himself to Robin Williams?
Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends.
North London forever Whatever the weather These streets are our own And my heart will not leave you ever My blood will forever Run through the stone Congratulations to Arsenal. Congratulations to Arsenal winning.
The Premier League after 22 years of trying.
What are the reactions to Carlos's performance on stage?
I saw a picture of a guy who went with his nan. Nan? There he is. He was with his nan. Oh, I thought it was Indian bread that he was bringing. How is it none? Arsenal fan takes a photo with his nan.
Yeah, I saw that one.
Two title wins.
Yep. Yeah.
A gooner for life, you must be.
Yeah, and I have to say, I know the fans are sick of it. I went to Canada this weekend. How was Canada?
You were in Toronto.
It went off without a hitch.
No hitches at all.
Yeah. It went off without a hitch.
Now tell me. Yeah. It sounds, just tonally, it sounds like there were some hitches.
There's two hitches. There's two hitches. I don't know if the fans will listen to it all the time. I think the fans would enjoy- My hitches. A couple of hitches. There was three, but the third one I can let go.
I'd like to hear all three.
No, no, no. The third one isn't as strong as the first two. The third one I could let go. The first two. What are you doing? I'm lowering up. Oh, he's lawyering up. Oh, you're lawyering up. All right, so what I want to say to you, Carlos, is that I love you.
What health issues does Doc Willis discuss?
You're improving every week. I'll tell you where the improvements are coming. Hell yeah. Every time he approaches me, he puts some Mentos in his mouth. Literally true. Literally true. Literally true. Every time I knew Mentos in his mouth and I'm like, that's growth. That's growth. You know, I'm going to get the bill for- He was spraying cologne all over his face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He sprays cologne over his face. He approaches me.
I'm going to get the bill for bad at the end of the month and it's going to be Mentos. It's going to be 30 grand in Mentos.
I know, I know, I know. So that's an improvement. There's some things that he's done and said that were kind of bothersome to me. Backhanded? Not backhanded, just an observation. Okay. Interesting. Interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm going to say the first two and then I don't want any argument. So write it down if you have any arguments.
Yeah, you told me I couldn't talk.
Yeah, so I'm going to do the first two without any interruption from you, right? And go get a piece of paper and a pen and I will not allow you to even say a word, okay? And it's just interesting little thing, tidbit of something that, all right. So are you ready, Carlos? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, where are you?
I just have to get my jewels.
Yeah, I'll go get your jewel. Yeah, yeah. One jewel per gripe.
You get to huff one big hit per gripe.
The first one, I don't know why it bothered me. It probably wouldn't have bothered you, but it bothered me. Okay. Okay, so I have Carlos go up on stage. Stop.
I did see photos of that.
Yeah, yeah. He goes up on stage and he needs to say two things. which are please no heckling.
And put away your phone.
And put away your phones because Bobby has a special coming out. And we don't want anyone videoing it. Simple request. Yeah, right. And while he's doing it, I'm on the God mic, which is the mic offstage. And I'm making the crowd laugh, like, hurry up. You know what I mean? Boring. Stuff like that. That's great. More energy. Classic shit. Right, right. Classic shit. Second show in Toronto, he gets up sort of giggling. He gets off stage giggling, right? He looks me right in the eyes and he goes, I feel like Robin Williams.
I feel like Robin Williams. Now, what do you think you have in common with Robin Williams?
No, no, he doesn't get to.
Oh, sorry.
You want to do it now or? No. I'll go bit to bit. We'll go bit to bit. So let him. I think he rebut. He rebut now. Let's do a rebuttal. Yeah, let's do a rebuttal. Did you not say that? I did say that. I was feeling it so hard. I was high as hell getting off stage and I was proud of myself for killing it for my boss.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the significance of Arsenal winning the Premier League?
0:00–0:09
2
How does Carlos compare himself to Robin Williams?
0:09–0:45
3
What are the reactions to Carlos's performance on stage?
0:45–1:43
4
What health issues does Doc Willis discuss?
1:43–36:10
5
What are the benefits of intermittent fasting?
36:10–37:10
6
How does fasting impact mental clarity?
37:10–39:12
7
What are the health implications of a poor diet?
39:12–40:33
8
How does the conversation shift to pop culture and character casting?
40:33–1:12:28