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Chapter 1: What is the significance of Arsenal winning the Premier League?
You two are bad friends.
Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.
Chapter 2: How does Carlos compare himself to Robin Williams?
Oh, you two are something. We're bad friends.
North London forever Whatever the weather These streets are our own And my heart will not leave you ever My blood will forever Run through the stone Congratulations to Arsenal. Congratulations to Arsenal winning.
The Premier League after 22 years of trying.
Chapter 3: What are the reactions to Carlos's performance on stage?
I saw a picture of a guy who went with his nan. Nan? There he is. He was with his nan. Oh, I thought it was Indian bread that he was bringing. How is it none? Arsenal fan takes a photo with his nan.
Yeah, I saw that one.
Two title wins.
Yep. Yeah.
A gooner for life, you must be.
Yeah, and I have to say, I know the fans are sick of it. I went to Canada this weekend. How was Canada?
You were in Toronto.
It went off without a hitch.
No hitches at all.
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Chapter 4: What health issues does Doc Willis discuss?
You're improving every week. I'll tell you where the improvements are coming. Hell yeah. Every time he approaches me, he puts some Mentos in his mouth. Literally true. Literally true. Literally true. Every time I knew Mentos in his mouth and I'm like, that's growth. That's growth. You know, I'm going to get the bill for- He was spraying cologne all over his face. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He sprays cologne over his face. He approaches me.
I'm going to get the bill for bad at the end of the month and it's going to be Mentos. It's going to be 30 grand in Mentos.
I know, I know, I know. So that's an improvement. There's some things that he's done and said that were kind of bothersome to me. Backhanded? Not backhanded, just an observation. Okay. Interesting. Interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm going to say the first two and then I don't want any argument. So write it down if you have any arguments.
Yeah, you told me I couldn't talk.
Yeah, so I'm going to do the first two without any interruption from you, right? And go get a piece of paper and a pen and I will not allow you to even say a word, okay? And it's just interesting little thing, tidbit of something that, all right. So are you ready, Carlos? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, where are you?
I just have to get my jewels.
Yeah, I'll go get your jewel. Yeah, yeah. One jewel per gripe.
You get to huff one big hit per gripe.
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Chapter 5: What are the benefits of intermittent fasting?
So I will always stick to two, three tops. But no sugar. No sugar. So through intermittent fasting. twice a week, sometimes 16, eight, and sometimes twice I did 48 hours in a row. Tried to go three straight, but that shit is rough. Yeah, you can't do that. You end up looking like Carlos. Well, it's actually really good for you because it causes a topogy.
And when the topogy occurs, that's when the cells start eating each other. And they start looking, not eating each other, but they start looking for things to eat. So first you start off by eating your fat in your body. They eat the weakest cell. Yeah. Yep. So the longer you can go, the better the autophagy. So doctors recommend doing it only with water fasting. I did it twice without.
And then when I started doing the fasting, I would do lemon water to replace my electrolytes. That's right. So you lose electrolytes when you fast.
Yeah.
So y'all be careful. But it's actually super great for you. So my A1C went down from 6.6 to 5.9. Wow! Wow, wow, wow. Is your mental function better, you think, when you fast?
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Chapter 6: How does fasting impact mental clarity?
People say they see something in their brain function. Bro, the best feeling in the world, after when you get to that 48-hour point, I've never even, I'm like, they call it lightheaded, but it's almost like you're high. It's like the best feeling in the world. I said, man. And you wanna keep going, but your mind, you're fighting with your mind, because you're not really that hungry either.
It's like a weird space you're in, and you feel like you're floating. And it's one of the most beautiful feelings. I'm like, man, this is amazing. So I always try now, just to fast, just because of the feeling of it. It's like a, What was the sugars that you were intaking a lot? Was it sweets or was it just- Okay, last year was the year, last year was the year that I've ever ate like this, right?
So when I was on Bad Friends, I was roughly about kind of where I am now. So when I left, and last year I went to New York, came back in February.
From there, I just was in the house, and when I tell y'all I was eating bad to the point where my cousin recognized it when she would talk to me on the phone, she was like, because I told her what I ate, and I had eight, I would always eat a Starbucks little donut and some coffee every morning. No food.
And then sometimes, and then wait till about afternoon, two o'clock, and I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna have a little wine. So now I'm drinking wine on coffee and Starbucks, you know what I'm saying? Cupcakes and shit. And I was totally just fucking myself. And then I would eat and I said, damn, I ain't ate. It's five o'clock. Let me go on a Jack in the Box.
I don't feel like cooking is too hot. So I did that shit and I got in a rut.
What would you get at Jack in the Box? I always get the tacos. You ever get the tacos?
Hell no.
I don't trust they tacos, man. What about the egg rolls?
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Chapter 7: What are the health implications of a poor diet?
Like, Dad, I taught you how to cook. And I'm like, man, all right, I'm relaxed. It was just a burger, right? Well, what did you get when you get the Jack in the Box? What would you eat? I would always get the breakfast combo sandwich every morning. If I do go to number 23. Such a good combo. You know what I'm talking about, the loaded.
And then I would always get the Jack in the Box buttery jack combo. What's a buttery jack? I don't know exactly what it is, but it tastes good in a motherfucker. The Buttery Jack is a burger with Swiss tomato. It looks like ketchup. It's just a buttery burger. Probably cooked in butter. So you haven't had that in a while. In a while.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You miss it?
Hold on, I'm not done.
He's not done, dude. Shake Shack, five guys. So I was balancing it out because I was like, well, they got better quality beef, so I don't want to eat too much of this. So you were eating burgers a lot. Burgers a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Burgers and pizza.
Where's your pizza spot? What would you get?
It's this place around the corner called Joe Peeps. Yeah, Joe, yeah. Fucking fantastic. No, they're good. They're good. So wait a minute, Popeyes too? Popeyes. But Popeyes over KFC for you, yeah? Yeah. Good man. Okay, good man. Smart, smart. Why though? Because this is the taste. Okay. Popeyes is better chicken by far.
It is? It tastes better. It's always tasted better.
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Chapter 8: How does the conversation shift to pop culture and character casting?
I've never been to Popeyes. Do they have like a fried extra crispy drumstick?
The best fry. Their fry is way better than KFC.
Not French fries. Yeah, fried chicken.
Their fry, I'm saying. Their fry.
Okay, I didn't know. I didn't know. Okay, good. There it is. You never had Popeye? I never had Popeye. Oh, shit. I don't like the cartoon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He thought they sold spinach. His forearms fucked me up, you know what I mean? As a kid, you know what I mean?
Well, here's something interesting about spinach, what I learned. So...
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