Brooke and Jeffrey

Second Date Update: The Irish Jig Is Up

18 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The woman on the phone today left her date alone with her mom for one hour... And now he isn't calling her back. What did her mom say that scared him ...

Phone Tap: No Tears On Company Time

18 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today’s Phone Tap victim just started her first office job, so before her first day Brooke's calling from the company to let her know there WILL be ...

Loser Line (12/18/23)

18 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!See omnystudio.com/...

Laser Stories (12/18/23)

18 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/18/23)

18 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

According to a new survey, what's the messiest thing to cleanup after Christmas? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Am I The Jerk? Lotto Winnings

17 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're adding a little extra content to help you get over the Sunday Scaries! One of our listeners reached out for help after she gave a lottery ticket...

Gen Z vs Classic Movie: Die Hard

16 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

PODCAST EXCLUSIVE:Our Gen Z'er, Alexis is not only watching Die Hard for her first time ever, but answering the most controversial question... Is it a...

Second Date Update Classic: Uptight Greg

16 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

One of our listeners thinks he might have accidentally ruined his entire date because of what he did in a movie theater! It’s not illegal but it's n...

FULL SHOW: Friday, December 15th, 2023

15 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Friday, December 15th, 2023 BUY MERCH FOR A CAUSE HERE Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Instagram Youtub...

Win Brooke's Bucks (12/15/23)

15 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Second Date Update: Driving Me Bonkers

15 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The woman on the phone today says she actually taught a guy how to drive on their very first date.... But was it too embarrassing that now he's avoidi...

Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #1 Good News Retirement Trio

15 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We've reached the #1 Phone Tap of the year! It features Brooke, Jeff, and Jose calling a guy who's retiring from his job to give him a very special th...

GOOP Holiday Gift Guide

15 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Gwyneth Paltrow released her holiday gift guide through her style magazine "GOOP" ....And we're going over some of the most absurd and pretentious gif...

Laser Stories (12/15/23)

15 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/15/23)

15 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for our annual tradition... Gargle Carols!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Thursday, December 14th, 2023

14 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Thursday, December 14th, 2023 BUY MERCH FOR A CAUSE HERE Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Instagram Yout...

Win Brooke's Bucks (12/14/23)

14 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

TikTok Click Shock (12/14/23)

14 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

One woman’s TikTok went viral after her boyfriend came back from a bachelor party in Vegas... and admitted something so insane you won't believe it....

Textual Healing: Ugly Baby

14 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

One of our listeners made a wrong comment at the wrong time and might have accidentally called her friend’s new baby… ugly. She wants our help pic...

Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #2 Help Me Lie To My Wife

14 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In your #2 Phone Tap of the year, Jose puts "bro code" to the ultimate test... He calls the Best Man of a wedding to find out how far he's willing to ...

Masked Speaker: Secret Santa Secret Sauce

14 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's Masked Speaker says her company does an annual Secret Santa gift exchange... and when she drew the name of the one person she can't stand at w...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/14/23)

14 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today we're quizzing Alexis on some famous holiday traditions!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, December 13th, 2023

13 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, December 13th, 2023 BUY MERCH FOR A CAUSE HERE Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Instagram You...

Win Brooke's Bucks (12/13/23)

13 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Second Date Update: The Boy Who Cried Tree

13 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

After we totally botched a Second Date for a guy a few months ago, he’s back and at this point we’re not sure if he’s trolling us or just likes ...

Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #3 Tommy Talx A Lot

13 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In your #3 Phone Tap of the year, Jeff calls a toy store with a complaint that one of their children’s dolls has been making some lewd and inflammat...

BUSTED! Holiday Edition (12/13/23)

13 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Cheaters have gotten away with things for too long! In BUSTED, you tell us the ways you've caught someone cheating and then we can laugh through the p...

Laser Stories (12/13/23)

13 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

What's On Your Mind? (12/13/23)

13 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We had our annual holiday dinner and everyone on the show has something to talk about from that rambunctious night! It's time to go around the room an...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/13/23)

13 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

How well does Alexis know the "12 Days of Christmas?"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Tuesday, December 12th, 2023

12 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Tuesday, December 12th, 2023 BUY MERCH FOR A CAUSE HERE Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Instagram Youtu...

Win Brooke's Bucks (12/12/23)

12 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Care or Don't Care (12/12/23)

12 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don’t care, they get banishe...

Awkward Tuesday: Garbage Gary

12 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A nickname earned back in college is coming back to haunt one of our listeners, and before it freaks his girlfriend out, he wants our help to break th...

Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #4 Mussolini Loves Peanut Butter

12 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There’s no sleep in the Phone Tap game! Today Jose's calling the manager of a pet hotel on his day off and letting him know he let the most menacing...

Masked Speaker: Comedy Con

12 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's Masked Speaker says he's close to achieving his dreams of fame and fortune, but its all because of the lies he told along the way...See omnyst...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/12/23)

12 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Its a Cold-Weather trivia edition of 3 and a Half Seconds with Alexis!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Monday, December 11th, 2023

11 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Monday, December 11th, 2023 BUY MERCH FOR A CAUSE HERE Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Instagram Youtub...

Win Brooke's Bucks (12/11/23)

11 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Cool Or Not Cool?

11 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A recent survey asked people which celebs were cool and which weren't. So we decided to play a little game of our own: COOL or NOT COOL?See omnystudio...

Second Date Update: High School Holiday Hangout

11 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

One of our listeners thought inviting a guy over might save her from spending time with her parents while home for the holidays… but you need to hea...

Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #5 Last Call For Charity

11 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s Phone Tap we’re going to see if we can push a guys buttons by asking for a donation to charity, using a stubborn AI robot that's not ta...

Loser Line (12/11/23)

11 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!See omnystudio.com/...

Laser Stories (12/11/23)

11 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/11/23)

11 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's a Holiday Grab-Bag edition of 3 & a Half Seconds with Alexis!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Second Date Update UPDATE: Shark Boy

10 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're adding a little extra content to help you get over the Sunday Scaries! We have an update from an unforgettable couple that came on our show in t...

Today vs Back In The Day (12/09/23)

09 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

PODCAST EXCLUSIVE: We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game! It's Brooke vs. Alexis!See omnystudio.com/listener ...

Second Date Update Classic: Deck The Mall

09 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Imagine if you went on a date with a coworker and after the hang out, MULTIPLE PEOPLE are now avoiding you. It happened to one of our listeners and yo...

FULL SHOW: Friday, December 8th, 2023

08 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Friday, December 8th, 2023 BUY MERCH FOR A CAUSE HERE Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Instagram Youtube...

Win Brooke's Bucks (12/08/23)

08 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Second Date Update: All Woke No Joke

08 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A surprise during a date made one woman get up and leave immediately. Is it the most ridiculous reason to not call someone back ever?See omnystudio.co...

Top 10 Phone Taps Of 2023: #6 Naughty Nana

08 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In today's Phone Tap, Brooke poses as an antiques dealer who's been asked to appraise some old keepsakes, and the guy on the phone is about to learn s...

Worst Gifts Ever

08 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Ever been disappointment on Christmas? You're not alone! We're going over a list of the worst holiday presents people have received!See omnystudio.com...

Laser Stories (12/08/23)

08 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/08/23)

08 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Do you know characters from TV Christmas specials better than Alexis?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Thursday, December 7th, 2023

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 BUY MERCH FOR A CAUSE HERE Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Instagram Youtu...

Win Brooke's Bucks (12/07/23)

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

TikTok Click Shock (12/07/23)

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A professional employment recruiter shared a list of 3 things you should definitely lie about in an interview... Plus, there's a new TikTok challenge ...

Second Date Update UPDATE: Not Everything Is Better With Drinks

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A weird relationship scandal is what brought the couple on the phone together during one of our segments months ago... but they're back now to let us ...

Top 10 Phone Taps Of 2023: #7 Cormag the Conjurer Lost Your Dog

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What do you get when you let a part-time magician pet sit your dog? A big headache and your #7 Phone Tap of the year!See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

Masked Speaker: The Masked Baby

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's Masked Speaker did something even though her husband specifically asked her not to... and it involves their 6-month old baby. It's time for he...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/07/23)

07 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're quizzing Alexis on SOMEWHAT Modern Christmas Movies!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023

06 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Wednesday, December 6th, 2023 BUY MERCH FOR A CAUSE HERE Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Instagram Yout...

Win Brooke's Bucks (12/06/23)

06 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Second Date Update: Last Chance Date

06 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

What if after the BEST date of your life, that same person completely ghosts you? One of our listeners just said that happened to him with no explanat...

Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #8 Automology Expert

06 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In your #8 Phone Tap of the year, Brooke is calling an auto body shop and she’s not going to be taken advantage of just because she’s a woman. In ...

Battle of the Tinder Dates: Holiday Edition (12/06/23)

06 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's a special Holiday Edition of Battle of the Tinder Dates! We're going to hear the least wonderful dates, during the most wonderful time of the yea...

Laser Stories (12/06/23)

06 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

What's On Your Mind? (12/06/23)

06 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Brooke's son is going through an interesting phase, Jose is FURIOUS about Christmas, Alexis is fake rich and Jeffrey has to make a clarification about...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/06/23)

06 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're throwing Alexis' Christmas knowledge into the WAY BACK machine!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Tuesday, December 5th, 2023

05 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Tuesday, December 5th, 2023 BUY MERCH FOR A CAUSE HERE Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Instagram Youtub...

Win Brooke's Bucks (12/05/23)

05 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Care Or Don't Care (12/05/23)

05 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don’t care, they get banishe...

Awkward Tuesday: Date My Ex PLEASE

05 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Would you ask your best friend to do something huge that goes against the unwritten rules of friendship? One of our listeners is doing just that and w...

Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #9 Spoonful of Scams

05 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

In your Phone Tap, Brooke see's how far a woman will go for her first grader, even if it means impersonating a world famous celebrity!See omnystudio.c...

Masked Speaker: The Fee To Date Me

05 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Today's Masked Speaker came up with a new dating hack that allows you to cut ties with somebody you're NOT INTO... without hurting their feelings... a...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/05/23)

05 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

3 and a Half Seconds with Alexis is tackling Christmas movies!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Monday, December 4th, 2023

04 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Monday, December 4th, 2023 BUY MERCH FOR A CAUSE HERE Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Instagram Youtube...

Win Brooke's Bucks (12/04/23)

04 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Missed Connections (12/04/23)

04 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless ro...

Second Date Update: High Effort Andre

04 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

One of our listeners says he's figured out a way to make sure NO DATE ever turns boring or dull… You'll hear his genius dating strategy that earned ...

Top 10 Phone Taps of 2023: #10 Alan Goes Instacarting

04 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're kicking off the countdown of the Top Phone Taps of 2023 with Alan Winterbottom! What happens you put a 92 year-old in charge of picking up a wom...

Loser Line (12/04/23)

04 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air!See omnystudio.com/...

Laser Stories (12/04/23)

04 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/04/23)

04 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's a Christmas-themed edition of 3 Seconds With Alexis!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Textual Healing: Sorry I Stole Your Man

03 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're adding a little extra content to help you get over the Sunday Scaries! Could you forgive someone for STEALING your man? We're about to find out ...

Today vs Back In The Day (12/02/23)

02 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

PODCAST EXCLUSIVE: We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game, it's Brooke vs. Alexis! Today's game is full of aud...

Second Date Update Classic: In The Air Up There

02 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

One of our listeners is worried he’s not getting a call back because he was TOO CHEAP. Is being a penny pincher smart or a bad look? See omnystudio...

FULL SHOW: Friday, December 1st, 2023

01 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Friday, December 1st, 2023 MERCH FOR A CAUSE HERE Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Instagram Youtube Tik...

Win Brooke's Bucks (12/01/23)

01 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

Second Date Update: Tinder Date Swipe Night

01 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The spot where the couple on the phone today decided to take their date night SHOCKED us initially but it might actually be one the best hangouts we’...

Phone Tap: Big Gulp Bouquet

01 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We’re awarding a newly engaged guy with a completely free wedding! The only catch is it HAS to happen at 7-Eleven… See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

Strangest Goodwill Donations

01 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're going over a list of the Top 10 most bizarre items people donated to Goodwill this past year!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...

Laser Stories (12/01/23)

01 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’...

Shock Collar Question of the Day (12/01/23)

01 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We're giving Alexis a shot at REDEMPTION with commercial jingles!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Thursday, November 30th, 2023

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

FULL SHOW: Thursday, November 30th, 2023 MERCH FOR A CAUSE HERE Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Instagram Youtube ...

Win Brooke's Bucks (11/30/32)

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Bro...

TikTok Click Shock (11/30/23)

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

One woman's PHONE is going viral because of a strange mystery on it that nobody can explain....Plus, there's a new life hack blowing everyone’s mind...

Top 10 Loser Lines of 2023

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's time we recap the TOP 10 LOSER LINE VOICEMAILS of the entire year! Which one is your favorite?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...

Phone Tap: No Stopping Hammerhead Ned

30 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Brooke calls a woman with an elderly grandfather to tell her that’s he so popular around the retirement home, he’s earned the nickname “Hammerhe...