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S10 Ep 433 Regular Guest: John Fendley aka Fenners

04 Jul 2024

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Chapter 1: What personal challenges does Fenners face before the podcast?

37.831 - 50.993 Joe Wilkinson

Hi, John. Hi. Hello to Joe. How are you? Sorry, David needs a password. We've never had a password issue before. Well, that's what happens, you see, when you get too big.

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51.093 - 54.999 David

We've got too big for our boots.

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Chapter 2: How does Fenners describe his experience with Soccer Aid?

55.901 - 63.433 David

Entourage, you probably need like a VIP area roped off somewhere now. I'm not hearing you now.

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64.257 - 71.246 Joe Wilkinson

I've got a button on my thing that I knock quite a lot, which turns it off. I think I'm a little bit burnt.

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71.266 - 76.674 David

Yeah, well, you don't look... You look well. You look well is what I'm going to say.

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76.694 - 81.64 Joe Wilkinson

I feel it looks like it's the third day of holiday.

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Chapter 3: What is Fenners' new podcast about?

82.541 - 98.503 Joe Wilkinson

Burnt, you know, like... Where have you been? Nowhere, just been sea swimming. Right. And my sister-in-law got panderised. Anyway, there's David. We're looking at his chest. Hi, David. Can't hear you. I can't hear you.

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Chapter 4: What humorous anecdotes does Fenners share about his driving?

98.523 - 103.909 Joe Wilkinson

Hello. Connecting to audio. What's going on? We've never had to connect to audio either.

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105.09 - 106.931 David

It's just unravelling a bit, isn't it, lads?

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107.472 - 108.913 Joe Wilkinson

Hello, David. You're there now.

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109.494 - 110.835 John Fendley aka Fenners

Yeah, different angle.

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111.642 - 120.302 Joe Wilkinson

I don't know how I feel. No, I'm not happy with it. No, so I'm looking up your nose. No, which is the opposite to usually what I'm doing.

120.903 - 128.24 David

Just realised the sound's not coming through those headphones, so I don't need to wear them. Shit. Looked quite good, though, didn't it?

Chapter 5: What insights does Fenners provide about his favorite interviews?

128.26 - 130.223 David

He's up to his game here. He's got a microphone.

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130.243 - 133.349 Joe Wilkinson

Yeah, I do miss your one with the thingy, though.

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133.37 - 134.472 David

Yeah, that was... Yeah.

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134.532 - 136.456 Joe Wilkinson

The talk... What's it called? Call centre.

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136.876 - 145.513 David

That was very call centre-esque. Can I just... Before we start, I've had to set an alarm on my phone for 9.30 because...

145.493 - 171.96 David

i have to be done i have to be done by 9 30 and i know i've got a bit of a tendency to waffle and go off on tangents now i was going to send over a little agenda wow i thought that's not that's really not um not your style and so i will be respectful but i can tell you why yeah yeah is The reason I have to do this one early is because Jimmy's coming round. Jimmy's coming round here.

172.06 - 182.596 David

Jimmy Bullard is coming round here with the producer of our podcast, which I will tell you about shortly. But I've got a flat tyre on my car.

182.997 - 184.719 Joe Wilkinson

This is getting convoluted already.

184.919 - 187.203 David

The left front wheel is flat.

Chapter 6: How does Fenners feel about presenting awards ceremonies?

187.263 - 189.887 David

The left front wheel? Let me write that down.

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189.907 - 198.24 Joe Wilkinson

The left front tyre has got a slow puncture. It's a slow punch rather than a, okay, left front. No, I need to get it. I need to get it.

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198.32 - 217.452 David

So I've got a window of opportunity between 9.30 and 10.30 to go and do that because my daughter's got a prom tonight. Prom, okay. So, you know, she's going to travel in style. Sure, in your car with a flat tire. She's going to arrive in that mini Clubman by hook or by crook.

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217.651 - 218.913 Joe Wilkinson

This is bloody beautiful.

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219.614 - 221.417 David

I'm welling up here, John.

222.558 - 226.404 Joe Wilkinson

I don't want to sound officious. Can I suggest one thing?

Chapter 7: What is the significance of the secret project Fenners mentions?

226.424 - 243.779 Joe Wilkinson

At 9.30, whatever we're talking about, when it rings, you just log off. If David or either of us are talking, alarm off. I think I want every guest to do that, have an alarm. Wouldn't that be nice?

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244.24 - 252.334 David

I'll turn it up so that you will be able to see it. I had actually thought about doing that, and I thought that would be really rude. No, please. Stepping the mark.

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252.394 - 262.412 Joe Wilkinson

Please just go. So left front wheel, slow puncture, prom, agenda, and a new pod.

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263.574 - 281.335 David

So yesterday, because I was going around corners, and I was like, Felt like I was hitting the curb every time I went around these corners. And my wife was going, what, we're driving terribly. She always gets on at me about my driving. You're driving so slow. And I was like, oh, my. Slow? I thought you'd be a quick, not too fast. Dangerous.

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281.415 - 290.507 David

I'm a very conservative driver, but I keep getting speeding tickets for doing like 53, 53 and 50, you know, stuff like that.

290.908 - 291.929 Joe Wilkinson

Oh, that can kill.

292.21 - 295.414 David

I'm a 36 and a 30, which is terrible, which is the worst.

295.394 - 322.768 David

it's honestly it is relentless and I try I've done those so many of those speed awareness courses yeah I've had points but it's it's so frustrating because I really try I've got a limiter on the car so I do use that but a what I've got a limiter you know like you know you can set your speed on your on your car to go a certain speed can any car do that I think most modern cars can do it yeah I don't know um

323.272 - 330.607 Joe Wilkinson

But what I was going to say is... Sorry. It's my mic off.

Chapter 8: Which jacket does Joe ultimately choose for Fenners?

349.747 - 351.25 David

Put air in your tyre to get it all out.

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351.27 - 353.194 Joe Wilkinson

Oh, you missed that bit of info out, to be fair.

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353.214 - 357.823 David

£1.50. £1.50 now for air.

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359.485 - 361.427 John Fendley aka Fenners

Yeah, I got some air recently.

361.647 - 365.812 David

There's a lot of air in this pod, to be fair. That's inflation.

367.233 - 368.875 Joe Wilkinson

Say it again.

368.895 - 371.878 John Fendley aka Fenners

Oh, that's so tiresome.

373.079 - 389.839 Joe Wilkinson

Let me think. Get a grip. Pack it, pack it. I get frustrated. We do this at home and I can never think of anything. I get very frustrated. That's all right. Your time will come. Hold on. Grip was good. Tiresome. Hot air. Fucking no. Carry on.

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