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S11 Ep 454: Usual Drivel: A Female Joe and Getting Older

08 Aug 2024

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Chapter 1: What would Joe be like as a woman?

37.814 - 55.84 Joe

Hello. Feeling poorly? Yeah, a little bit. Petra is as well. Oh, so is my boy. What's Petra got? Like a cold. And Petra's sister's here. She's got it. So I'm just fucking waiting to get it. What have you got?

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56.444 - 66.657 David

I don't know, just my tummy feels, I just feel a bit, I was sort of alright until about 20 minutes ago and then I started feeling a bit. Don't do that. What? That.

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Chapter 2: What short-lived ideas do David and Joe discuss?

66.677 - 76.79 Joe

Just feel a bit. Just feel a bit. So I was thinking, I don't know what I can give to this episode. Yeah?

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78.252 - 80.495 David

But maybe we can look at illness.

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81.997 - 93.698 Joe

Fucking hell. I don't know. That sounded so like someone else's pod. Let's look at illness. I don't want to learn from you two. That's what they should be thinking.

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96.081 - 96.902 David

What's Petra got?

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98.163 - 104.111 Joe

Cold. But she's... Right, I'll tell you how it was dealt with. So it was Petra's birthday as well.

Chapter 3: How do David and Joe feel about getting older?

105.673 - 111.38 Joe

And both her sister and her got quite feeling poorly. And my word, they just got on with the day.

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112.662 - 112.742 Unknown

Hmm.

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113.515 - 130.631 Joe

Like, I don't feel very well. It's fine. I was like, we stayed out for another three hours. Yeah. I'm a bit like that. Yeah. I've got to take my jumper off. I'm really hot.

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130.651 - 142.122 David

Why has Joe got moved away from the camera to take his jumper off? What did you say? You moved away from the camera so I didn't see your tummy. Yeah, 100%.

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Chapter 4: What are David's thoughts on moving to Antigua?

144.177 - 158.36 David

I had a dream about you last night, actually. Go on. You were on Sunday brunch. How was I doing? You had your hair cut. And you had some new glasses on. I thought, fucking hell, he looks smart.

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158.38 - 173.242 Joe

But you weren't being interviewed. They'd moved over to the kitchen. So I was just sat there. You were just waiting. Which is a big chunk of Sunday brunch. Sat waiting.

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173.262 - 178.33 David

But it would have been one of those things where you would have been feeling uncomfortable because of the new glasses you were wearing.

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178.611 - 179.993 Joe

And the haircut.

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Chapter 5: What hobbies do David and Joe consider trying?

180.053 - 210.615 Joe

But I thought, oh, you look all right. Good. Dream me hot. Can I ask a question? Last time you took your top off and Naomi held your T-shirt down so it didn't ride up. What? It was the last time you took your jumper off and you got Naomi to hold your t-shirt down so that didn't ride over. Oh, I did. I don't know about that. I do not know about that. I weighed myself this morning. Shocked.

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210.635 - 218.268 Joe

This is going to be a difficult episode to see. You wanted to do two. Well, I was feeling alright.

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Chapter 6: How does Joe's upcoming 50th birthday impact him?

218.288 - 219.45 Joe

I was just feeling a bit rubbish.

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220.317 - 222.3 Joe

Okay, so what was the question?

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223.141 - 223.782 David

Oh, I don't know.

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223.802 - 243.771 Joe

Oh, you weighed yourself. Go on. I was in. It's the lowest it's ever been. Oh, so as in you're the lightest you've ever been. How much have you lost? I love a weight journey. I don't know. I saw my friend's wife, I saw the other day. She's lost a lot, hasn't she? She has, right?

Chapter 7: What humorous stories do they share about their lives?

243.831 - 264.328 Joe

Is she? Yeah. She looked really good, but I didn't know what the etiquette was, like the way to say it. So I didn't say it and I feel mean now. I'll say it now then. Susannah looked fantastic. Is that alright? But I don't know, but I didn't like, I didn't want to, I didn't know what the etiquette was.

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265.369 - 270.574 David

Yeah, because if you say, next time you see me you go, fucking hell you look fantastic.

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271.027 - 289.417 Joe

You're basically saying you weren't looking fantastic, mate, a year and a half ago. Yeah, you needed that. Which I'm not, because I've never noticed, never thought of a... No, I know, I know. You can say you look fantastic. Yeah, no, but what I mean is that, what you said, is like I didn't want it... I don't know what I thought.

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Chapter 8: How do David and Joe reflect on their experiences with age?

289.437 - 321.218 Joe

I just didn't know what the etiquette was. Well, I'm saying, next time you see me, feel free to say it. Well, we're talking about Susanna. And now Susanna's on the half-listen, so now that's weird. Well, you're going to be called Susanna if you're a girl. Suzanne. God, I rarely think about that. I've never thought of it in context to her. I've got such an image of what Suzanne looks like.

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321.699 - 336.657 Joe

What, me as Suzanne? Yeah. Not the pretest, is she? Really basic skirts. Do you reckon I'd have been riddled with the same insecurities? No. Overconfident, this woman.

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336.637 - 368.564 Joe

fit as phil fit no she's a nerd i see her as like a bit bookish oh lovely i don't want that as an older not as a younger person it's probably hard at school what else do i see a bit bookish out of the back snappy i can snap it snappy yeah yeah prickly And she's got, like, sort of light hair on her top lip. Yeah, keep talking. I'm not disagreeing with any of this, by the way.

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368.584 - 400.156 Joe

It gets darker as it goes around the lips. She doesn't look after herself. No, she looks after herself. No, no, she doesn't. I'm seeing her as, like, a 15-year-old girl. Yeah, okay, yeah. So, hasn't blossomed yet. Will she blossom? Maybe. We'll never know. You're telling the story, so not maybe. I can't see possibly. Basically, if you're a teacher, you'd want to teach Suzanne.

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400.877 - 405.242 Joe

Okay, right, got you. In fact, she wouldn't sit at the back.

405.463 - 412.351 David

I don't know if I said she'd sit at the back, but she'd sit front right as you're looking at the teacher in the class.

413.032 - 446.175 Joe

Teachers really like her, but they also worry for her. I don't think I give her a second. As soon as that lesson's over. I think the person next to her copies her work. Okay. Does she have a close friend? Yeah. Similar, similar vibe. Are they outcasts? Are they outcasts basically? The both of them are, yeah. Okay. I'm sort of not in any way disagreeing.

447.404 - 471.513 Joe

Because I don't... Doesn't go to any of the parties that have just started. And isn't bothered. Is bothered. Yeah, didn't cross her mind. I get how I like her. I really like her. I do. I think she's got gumption. She's taken her path. Would she... Like, academically, was she doing well? Because she worked... Yeah.

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Yeah.

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